Talents? -

Hobo · #91 03-14-2008, 07:37 AM

A widescreen laptop. that image was stupidly stretching my industrial theme thank you.

Mac Sirloin · #92 03-14-2008, 08:15 AM

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O.O SIMON?

SIMON???

SIMON!??!?

OH MY GOD YOU ARE NOW OFFICIALLY:

http://i242.photobucket.com/albums/f...imeGallery.png

THIS GUY.

Gurren Laggan doesn't make any sense, the universe would implode upon those big as a 100 billions galaxies robots.

Wings of Fire · #93 03-14-2008, 08:25 AM

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Wait, your name is Simon?

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...Kastere's name is Simon? Oooh, cool, never knew that.

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O.O SIMON?

SIMON???

SIMON!??!?

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My name is Simon Clair, REMEMBER IT.

=D You all fail.

Mac Sirloin · #94 03-14-2008, 10:18 AM

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=D You all fail.

Wings of Fire won the thread.

Strike Witch · #95 03-14-2008, 02:46 PM

Yes, but everyone ignores Kastere when he tries to be serious.

AND GURREN LAGANN DOES NOT NEED SENSE.

IT HAS DRILLS.

Hobo · #96 03-14-2008, 03:21 PM

Stop fucking not talking about talents.

My talent tonight is getting drunk. SO BEHAVE

abe is now! · #97 03-15-2008, 03:18 AM

My talent is that I am a very good goalkeeper in my soccer team. And my idol is Julio Cesar

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Mojo · #98 03-15-2008, 10:45 AM

You DO know that Julius Caesar has been dead for like... Ages. Right?

abe is now! · #99 03-15-2008, 10:49 AM

I meant the goalkeeper of F.C. Inter soccer team

Mojo · #**100** 03-15-2008, 01:33 PM

Ugh... Of course I knew you didn't mean him. Unlike a lot of people here, I DO know how to spell, and, as a result, I do know that you are referring to someone else than the person I was thinking of. Maybe I should leave a big sign saying something like:

THAT WAS A JOKE!

Hobo · #**101** 03-15-2008, 02:02 PM

WHATTHEFUCKOMGWTFBBQ

Mojo · #**102** 03-15-2008, 02:27 PM

Ooh, I forgot to give it a nice colour :P.

***Wil*** · #**103** 03-15-2008, 02:36 PM

Hobo, you just stretched my Industrial theme. You, sir, are a hypocunt.

Laser · #**104** 03-16-2008, 05:30 AM

lol hypocunt,

my talent is...my colours have changed colour over the years

***Alcar*** · #**105** 03-16-2008, 12:46 PM

Oh Charlie and Wil, I love thee. Have sex with me.

It will be quite the talent if you can outlast my four hour sex marathons.

Alcar...

Mojo · #**106** 03-16-2008, 02:34 PM

Four hours? Pfah, I only get warmed up after four hours. Last night, I had 6 hours of steamy sex with my hand and then I still had some energy left :P.

But seriously, you must use a lot of lube, to keep friction at bay. Don't u just hate a sore lovestick?

***Alcar*** · #**107** 03-16-2008, 02:46 PM

Sore lovesticks do suck. And of course I use lube

Alcar...

used:) · #**108** 03-16-2008, 03:04 PM

Well, I can have a phenomenal memory...at times.

In my english class, we play this game where we have to make these flashcards with random vocabulary words on them with their definitions on the back. We split up into groups and each person contributes one card to a column of cards in their group after recalling the definitions of all the words in the column at that time. Afterwards, our groups disband and we have a few minutes to recall as many words as possible with their correct definitions. I normally recall almost all (if not all) of my words and have had the highest number in the class for every game so far.

I can also vividly recall many moments in my childhood from ages early as three. But I'm everyone can do that.

Hobo · #**109** 03-17-2008, 03:01 AM

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Sore lovesticks do suck. And of course I use lube

Alcar...

This isn't what you told me the other night.

Loudly.

Near a load of angry povs in their Council Estate.

***Alcar*** · #**110** 03-17-2008, 03:14 AM

I was cruisin' for a bruisin'.

Alcar...

***Nate*** · #**111** 03-17-2008, 08:24 AM

Members, please keep the personal conversations to PMs.

Leto · #**112** 03-17-2008, 11:25 PM

haha, Nateypoo killed the modjoy.

Mojo · #**113** 03-19-2008, 02:36 PM

I lolled @ teh conversation.

But that can be because I'm drunk :P.

just_an_(ODD)alisque · #**114** 03-23-2008, 08:48 AM

i can dance

OANST · #**115** 03-27-2008, 12:34 PM

If you want to.

DaveyUK · #**116** 03-28-2008, 06:48 AM

I have a bit of talent ...
as in ... DJ'ING for many years ... i an quite proud that i came third in DJ competition and against about 100 top DJ'S all over england... it might not sound impressive third but it sure meant alot to me lol.

Also being one of the top in the class at boxing ... which takes alot of skill to be a good boxer ... such as ..
Take a single, regular, striding step forward with the left foot.
Back foot kept at a 45-degree angle.
Shift weight onto the balls of the feet.
Distribute weight equally between the feet.
Keep the knees bent.
Bend elbows and tuck them into the sides (to protect the vital organs). As arms are brought into sides, place fists at cheekbone level, with left hand slightly out, poised to jab.Keep chin down and look up.
Roll shoulders forward slightly.
Position body partially sideways with left shoulder and hand slightly closer opponent.

Many of the guys on the class were $h*t at that honestly lol yeah they could do it but not properly but even basic combinations such as ..

One-two-three (jab, right cross and left hook):
This combination flows really well if the weight is transferred to each foot at the appropriate time. The jab is used to soften up the opponent, the right cross does the damage and the left hook finishes things off.
Uppercut, right cross, left hook...
With this combination, the uppercut is delivered to the body, with the right cross and left hook to the head. This combination allows one to wind up for the right cross following the deliverance of the left hook....

It was amazing tha amount of people in my class what were pathetic at that lol anyway my point is i could do all them pretty well and close to perfect and thats a great talent / skill to me ....

Sorry to bore you all reading this but i tend to natter on lol ...

Thats all really i can think of is a great skill in boxing and DJ'ING ...

Oh yeah plus i have got a great skill in talking .. ha ha as you can see

OANST · #**117** 03-28-2008, 12:47 PM

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I have a bit of talent ...
as in ... DJ'ING for many years ... i an quite proud that i came third in DJ competition and against about 100 top DJ'S all over england... it might not sound impressive third but it sure meant alot to me lol.

Also being one of the top in the class at boxing ... which takes alot of skill to be a good boxer ... such as ..
Take a single, regular, striding step forward with the left foot.
Back foot kept at a 45-degree angle.
Shift weight onto the balls of the feet.
Distribute weight equally between the feet.
Keep the knees bent.
Bend elbows and tuck them into the sides (to protect the vital organs). As arms are brought into sides, place fists at cheekbone level, with left hand slightly out, poised to jab.Keep chin down and look up.
Roll shoulders forward slightly.
Position body partially sideways with left shoulder and hand slightly closer opponent.

Many of the guys on the class were $h*t at that honestly lol yeah they could do it but not properly but even basic combinations such as ..

One-two-three (jab, right cross and left hook):
This combination flows really well if the weight is transferred to each foot at the appropriate time. The jab is used to soften up the opponent, the right cross does the damage and the left hook finishes things off.
Uppercut, right cross, left hook...
With this combination, the uppercut is delivered to the body, with the right cross and left hook to the head. This combination allows one to wind up for the right cross following the deliverance of the left hook....

It was amazing tha amount of people in my class what were pathetic at that lol anyway my point is i could do all them pretty well and close to perfect and thats a great talent / skill to me ....

Sorry to bore you all reading this but i tend to natter on lol ...

Thats all really i can think of is a great skill in boxing and DJ'ING ...

Oh yeah plus i have got a great skill in talking .. ha ha as you can see

So instead of just being a giant turd who makes "music", and I do mean """""music""""" by pushing buttons, you are an enormous, make your anus bleed turd, who likes to throw punches, too.

You know what would be awesome? You should play your moronic "music" while boxing with the lights off with glowsticks taped to your knuckles.

p.s. To be fair, you really didn't deserve that. But, I'm mean. That's all.

Strike Witch · #**118** 03-28-2008, 01:00 PM

DJs are awesome.

DJs who think they're awesome are not.

OANST · #**119** 03-28-2008, 01:01 PM

Incorrect, sir. DJ's are useless, trendy little shits.

DaveyUK · #**120** 03-28-2008, 02:09 PM

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Incorrect, sir. DJ's are useless, trendy little shits.

woooaaah calm down

You got any better skills?

If not ... be quiet .. in a nice way

I bet i earn more money DJ'ING then you earn in a year.