Talents?

[Mac Sirloin]

I figured this (As a thread) may get more answers than others.

I can clap with one hand, no, seriously, and not how you think, like, actually clapping it, loud noise with the clap.

I'll make a video of it., maybe I'll be an internet celebrity. or not.

Videogames are not a talent, unless its guitar hero, or some other clap.

(lolpun)

[Mojo]

I can move my lower lip in and out real fast.

I can play tennis with my eyes. You know, crosseyed, then just half crosseyed, etc etc etc.

I also have a talent for making a fool out of myself, and drinking too much, too fast, in too little time. Those last two go hand in hand.

[Carnix]

I can play tennis with my eyes and, get this, I can bend my middle finger backward until it touches my wrist.

[Zozo the Zrilufet]

I can't snap my fingers, but I can crack my wrist and thumbs.

[dripik]

I can look sideways with one eye and upwards with the other. Was something like a success back in Biology class.
I can twist one ankle around while standing until it faces backwards.
I don't know if snapping with both hands is a real talent, I guess many people can do it. Anyway, I'm one of them.

Playing tennis with eye? What's that made of?

[Mac Sirloin]

I can punch people in the armpits at the most immopurtune of times.

That takes skill.









To claim.

[Mojo]

I can't snap my fingers, but I can crack my wrist and thumbs.

I can crack mu wrists, fingers, toes, neck, upper and lower back, and I can pull my shoulders out of their sockets.

[Zerox]

I'm a talented artist, I was the best in my primary school No rly.

I (only fairly recently) am able to crack my elbows by stretching my arms out, and twisting my hand on the end inwards.

I can eat sweets off the floor...uh, readily. Does have a few varying factors, but...
What!? I'm not dead yet, am I?

[Mutual Friend]

I can suck my own cock.

[Carnix]

I can suck my own cock.

Trust you to cum (see what I did there) up with something like that, but knowing you you probably can and do so regularly for sexual pleasure.

[Mac Sirloin]

Mutual friend, apparently it was YOU who came on your own.

Lol, sig joke, so clever.

[Kimon]

Trust you to cum (see what I did there) up with something like that, but knowing you you probably can and do so regularly for sexual pleasure.

I would have figured it'd be for the abdominal exercise. Huh.

And I was going to say I can play tennis with my dick, but seeing as how MF has the phallic realm pretty much conquered, I'll have you know that I can live in a room that smells like sour milk and bowels.

[Nate]

I can wiggle my ears. It's great if you're in an argument with someone and want to derail their train of thought.

[Mutual Friend]

A comment in poor taste. Only the other day a man wiggled his ears and actually derailed a train.

My other main talent is that I understand people better than they understand themselves. Like, immediately. It upsets a great many, but how could they possibly hope to comprehend?

[Mac Sirloin]

A comment in poor taste. Only the other day a man wiggled his ears and actually derailed a train.

My other main talent is that I understand people better than they understand themselves. Like, immediately. It upsets a great many, but how could they possibly hope to comprehend?

The only thing derailed here is this thread.

[skillya_glowi]

Ear-wiggling and derailing aside, I can draw, sing, cook, and write poetry. Go me!

[Leto]

I can't snap my fingers, but I can crack my wrist and thumbs.

How did that warrant a ''?

I can inflate my upper lip-nose area toa superhuman size. Paint me green and call me Jim Carrey's The Grinch.

[Alex2405]

I can't snap my fingers too, but i'm the Best Prodigy Dancer ever!There's no Prodigy Song i can't dance on, except some, like the Dance & Electronic!But Alternative Rock!Yes!

[Chubfish]

I can click my fingers BUT in a very unusual way...it still makes a clicking noise it's just different to how everyone else clicks theirs.

[Marvak]

I can draw pretty pictures. I can't sing properly to save myself, though that won't stop me doing it. I can also 'play tennis' with my eyes, I just tried it for the first time then. I can also make my eyes look in different directions, like a chameleon. OH and I can do CPR on a dummy for 15 minutes without tiring in the slightest. I'm so awesome.

[Facsimile]

I can play bass pretty well, but that's not really a talent, more of a skill. I don't think I have any natural talents. I can roll my tongue but I had to teach myself to.

[Carnix]

You can't teach yourself to roll your tongue, that talent is genetic. You probably just took your time to notice you could.

[Laser]

i can make friends very quickly for some reason.
i can cook,play games very well and understand what people are trying to say very easily.
Also i can understand games quicker than most people.
Also i have a hard punch despite having a skinny body

[Alf Shall Rise]

I can crack a lot of things (no perverted joke), even my neck. Yes. I can bend my head around and a very loud crack will be heard and felt at my neck.


And I still live.

[Mac Sirloin]

I can inflame my nostrils to monstrous size.

Very very, fast, too.

[Carnix]

My stomach acid can take the paint of a car LOL.

Every computer I touch ends up with data corruption

[snuzi]

I can think up stories pretty quickly, and as a child I would also create games to play with the kids in the neighborhood that revolved around the stories I'd come up with.

I also think I can sing pretty well, and I can imitate KoRn frontman, Jonothan Davis' voice almost flawlessly (so I'm told).

Other than that, I can wiggle my ears, imitate voices, and do all sorts of fascinatingly irrelevent things.

[Mac Sirloin]

My stomach acid can take the paint of a car LOL.

Every computer I touch ends up with data corruption

you MISSED the POINT.

[Havoc]

I'm told I have a talent for writing and being creative. And going by what I am told by my sexual partners, I have some damn good talent there too.

[Mutual Friend]

The opinion of some rohypnoled-up 16 year-old matters to us not, Havoc.