Talents?
 

I figured this (As a thread) may get more answers than others.

I can clap with one hand, no, seriously, and not how you think, like, actually clapping it, loud noise with the clap.

I'll make a video of it., maybe I'll be an internet celebrity. or not.

Videogames are not a talent, unless its guitar hero, or some other clap.

(lolpun)

I can move my lower lip in and out real fast.

I can play tennis with my eyes. You know, crosseyed, then just half crosseyed, etc etc etc.

I also have a talent for making a fool out of myself, and drinking too much, too fast, in too little time. Those last two go hand in hand.

I can play tennis with my eyes and, get this, I can bend my middle finger backward until it touches my wrist.

:)I can't snap my fingers, but I can crack my wrist and thumbs.

I can look sideways with one eye and upwards with the other. Was something like a success back in Biology class.
I can twist one ankle around while standing until it faces backwards.
I don't know if snapping with both hands is a real talent, I guess many people can do it. Anyway, I'm one of them.

Playing tennis with eye? What's that made of?

I can punch people in the armpits at the most immopurtune of times.

That takes skill.









To claim.

I can crack mu wrists, fingers, toes, neck, upper and lower back, and I can pull my shoulders out of their sockets.

I'm a talented artist, I was the best in my primary school :D No rly.

I (only fairly recently) am able to crack my elbows by stretching my arms out, and twisting my hand on the end inwards.

I can eat sweets off the floor...uh, readily. Does have a few varying factors, but...
What!? I'm not dead yet, am I?

I can suck my own cock.

Trust you to cum (see what I did there) up with something like that, but knowing you you probably can and do so regularly for sexual pleasure.

Mutual friend, apparently it was YOU who came on your own.

Lol, sig joke, so clever.

I would have figured it'd be for the abdominal exercise. Huh.

And I was going to say I can play tennis with my dick, but seeing as how MF has the phallic realm pretty much conquered, I'll have you know that I can live in a room that smells like sour milk and bowels.

I can wiggle my ears. It's great if you're in an argument with someone and want to derail their train of thought.

A comment in poor taste. Only the other day a man wiggled his ears and actually derailed a train.

My other main talent is that I understand people better than they understand themselves. Like, immediately. It upsets a great many, but how could they possibly hope to comprehend?

The only thing derailed here is this thread.

Ear-wiggling and derailing aside, I can draw, sing, cook, and write poetry. Go me!

How did that warrant a ':)'?

I can inflate my upper lip-nose area toa superhuman size. Paint me green and call me Jim Carrey's The Grinch.

I can't snap my fingers too, but i'm the Best Prodigy Dancer ever!There's no Prodigy Song i can't dance on, except some, like the Dance & Electronic!But Alternative Rock!Yes!

I can click my fingers BUT in a very unusual way...it still makes a clicking noise it's just different to how everyone else clicks theirs.

I can draw pretty pictures. I can't sing properly to save myself, though that won't stop me doing it. I can also 'play tennis' with my eyes, I just tried it for the first time then. I can also make my eyes look in different directions, like a chameleon. :) OH and I can do CPR on a dummy for 15 minutes without tiring in the slightest. I'm so awesome.

I can play bass pretty well, but that's not really a talent, more of a skill. I don't think I have any natural talents. I can roll my tongue but I had to teach myself to.

You can't teach yourself to roll your tongue, that talent is genetic. You probably just took your time to notice you could.

i can make friends very quickly for some reason.
i can cook,play games very well and understand what people are trying to say very easily.
Also i can understand games quicker than most people.
Also i have a hard punch despite having a skinny body

I can crack a lot of things (no perverted joke), even my neck. Yes. I can bend my head around and a very loud crack will be heard and felt at my neck.


And I still live.

I can inflame my nostrils to monstrous size.

Very very, fast, too.

My stomach acid can take the paint of a car LOL.

Every computer I touch ends up with data corruption :crying:

I can think up stories pretty quickly, and as a child I would also create games to play with the kids in the neighborhood that revolved around the stories I'd come up with.

I also think I can sing pretty well, and I can imitate KoRn frontman, Jonothan Davis' voice almost flawlessly (so I'm told).

Other than that, I can wiggle my ears, imitate voices, and do all sorts of fascinatingly irrelevent things.

you MISSED the POINT.

I'm told I have a talent for writing and being creative. And going by what I am told by my sexual partners, I have some damn good talent there too.

The opinion of some rohypnoled-up 16 year-old matters to us not, Havoc.