Talents? -

Mac Sirloin · #61 09-15-2007, 07:23 AM

I said it was.
Salamander, we'll have to put this on hold, the above post just...eugh.

Mistress of Oddworld · #62 09-16-2007, 02:19 AM

I'm great at drawing hentai, normal anime, making up random monsters, drawing mudokons, etc. I am known for having a "rubber face" i can stretch mt top and bottom lip to EXTREME lengths, as in, over 10 cms. It's very scary, I used to be called platypus face a while back.. Ah well.

I have an english standard 3 years above my own grade. I'm bi, that's pretty awesome, and I've finishe AO almost 40 times now.
Oh, and I'm super short. Like chiyo-chan. THAT takes talent.

Hobo · #63 09-16-2007, 03:05 AM

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I'm great at drawing hentai

I really hope you don't understand what hentai is.

Mojo · #64 09-16-2007, 03:21 AM

I think she does. Why else tell she also draws "normal" anime?

Besides, I don't think hentai is that bad.

Now, other drawn things on the other hand (thinks about something feline)...

***Nate*** · #65 09-16-2007, 05:08 AM

I have an extraordinary talent at collecting very strange friends - like the guy who called me tonight to inform me that he was at a manga convention, in a room discussing hentai and how wasabi-flavoured lube wouldn't put him off. And yet he still claims to be straight.

Zerox · #66 09-16-2007, 05:21 AM

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Spam? This IS INPUUUUUUUT!

Worst. Comeback. Ever. Considering that what you posted really was spam...

@nate: Collecting strange friends? I'm the strange friend that other people collect, lol.

Mac Sirloin · #67 09-16-2007, 05:57 AM

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Worst. Comeback. Ever. Considering that what you posted really was spam...

Uh heh, yeah.
I was on the internet on my Wii when I did that, it had to be short, so I thoght a blatant and unoriginal 300 reference was necessary.

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I'm great at drawing hentai, normal anime, making up random monsters, drawing mudokons, etc. I am known for having a "rubber face" i can stretch mt top and bottom lip to EXTREME lengths, as in, over 10 cms. It's very scary, I used to be called platypus face a while back.. Ah well.

I have an english standard 3 years above my own grade. I'm bi, that's pretty awesome, and I've finishe AO almost 40 times now.
Oh, and I'm super short. Like chiyo-chan. THAT takes talent.

Hey, heres a break from tradition, Kastere is going to say something that will most likely get him infractioned.
Most people will remember my endless mranting about how much I hate anime, and anyone who CLOSELY followed that would remember I said something along the lines of 'And Hentai, the single worst produbct from anime ever'.
I was kind of expecting someone to say 'Better not let Kastere see this.'.
Anyway, what I meant, now, to solidify my true opinion;my Dislike for Hentai was the fact that a lot of it has to do with, well, general rape, which is hind of disturbing, and the implements relative to eight legged cephalopods.
So yes, Hentai is bad SOMETIMES, and another yes.
I am a hypocrite.
Anyway, I won't call out mistress of oddworld simply because I am no one to judge.
Oh, all you shocked and apalled people, shut yer yaps.

Sticker · #68 02-03-2008, 09:30 AM

Oh oh I can annoy an entire forum with just 30 posts!! What someone had to say it ^^.

I'm imaginative. I'm a hypocrite and annoyingly defensive of my beliefs. I can curl my tongue ^^. I can move my ears. I can crack my neck,fingers and toes on command. I can SPEAK (so not write) fluent english even though my class is getting tourist level english. If I dont brush it down my air is always a set of spikes (which I dont mind). I can jump the heighest of my entire class and made it to the top 20 high jumpers of my middle school. I sat in my spagetti once ^^. And I can make a metafor of almost anything aswell as a poem short story or quote.

Wings of Fire · #69 02-03-2008, 09:34 AM

Rule 4 (or so) of Forum Etiquette.

If a thread has been dead for over a month then reviving it is an inadvisable course of action, create your own or reply to the sequel thread that Kastere made about a month ago.

abe is now! · #70 02-03-2008, 11:31 AM

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I have an extraordinary talent at collecting very strange friends - like the guy who called me tonight to inform me that he was at a manga convention, in a room discussing hentai and how wasabi-flavoured lube wouldn't put him off. And yet he still claims to be straight.

Can I meet them? LOL!!!

Strike Witch · #71 02-03-2008, 09:59 PM

Hentai?

LEGEND OF THE OVERFIEND.

speed the scrab · #72 02-17-2008, 10:08 AM

I can siiiiiiiiiiing!
well sort of anyway.

OddjobAbe · #73 02-18-2008, 06:49 AM

Then we could use a person like you ('we' referring to a group of several people that are non-existant).

***Alcar*** · #74 02-18-2008, 07:37 AM

Talents? I won't go into too much detail, but it involves my mouth, flexibility, and my nether regions.

Alcar...

abe is now! · #75 02-18-2008, 09:10 AM

I don't think it is a talent, but I think it's a gift!

Hobo · #76 02-18-2008, 09:20 AM

Right. Peter, you are so fucking banned.

***Nate*** · #77 02-18-2008, 09:24 AM

Why, jealous?

Mojo · #78 02-18-2008, 11:51 AM

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Talents? I won't go into too much detail, but it involves my mouth, flexibility, and my nether regions.

Alcar...

ZOMGRONJEREMY!!!

***Nate*** · #79 02-18-2008, 11:42 PM

As far as my research has been able to prove, his skills are in the flexibility-department, not the ronjeremy department. Though how a guy who does no perceptable exercise manages to be so yoga-masterish is beyond me.

***Alcar*** · #80 02-19-2008, 02:46 AM

It's hardly yoga-masterish. You should see the stunts my brother can pull - it's freakish how flexible and strong he is.

However, I do confess, my only exercise is obsessive walking.

Alcar...

paramiteabe · #81 03-09-2008, 04:41 AM

I am very talented illustrator/ Animator
Some of my work include this:

Mac Sirloin · #82 03-12-2008, 01:43 AM

I'm a thief and a liar. Which may seem kind of contradictory, but trust me, it's true (dammit). I won't go into detail because I'm a pretty paranoid bastard, but I have stolen a LOT of money, belongings, and most sadly, trust.
I THINK it's kleptomania, but would prefer it to be some kind of obsession.
I have a moral standard for my thievery, though, and that is:

I never steal from independant businesses/Small Businesses. It would hurt them a lot more than if you stole the same thing from Wal-mart.

I don't steal big things (EG: something more expensive than 30 $) this is more me watching out for myself, though.

Don't steal for fun. Don't get useless things you don't even want, it's one thing to steal Live Free or Die Hard because you're broke and have a Bruce Willis obsession. It's another to steal it when you already own a copy.

Don;t bring yourself down with other people, if you get caught, it's your own damn fault, and you shouldn't rat someone out who is your friend and trusts you.

I'm going to go watch Hitman now. Because I stole it.

2 KEWL 4 SKEWL

EDIT: Goddammit Alcar, way to make it hard to sleep at night.

Bullet Magnet · #83 03-12-2008, 01:56 AM

I appreciate your brutal honesty and your, uh, "work ethic," but is this actually a talent, or a criminal tendency?

Then again, you did admit to being a liar first off, which throws parts of and/or the whole post into question, as well as dooming us all to a duality paradox (thanks for that, by the way).

Mac Sirloin · #84 03-12-2008, 02:14 AM

Yeah, well...

Anyway, I haven't really told anyone other than three friends and their reaction was basically "Whatever, lol" "CAN I COME WITH YOU NEXT TIME BAWW I'M SCARED" And "Wow, Simon, that was a sweet adrenaline rush."

I can't fall alseep because I drank a goddamn energy drink and won't be able to have a proper sleep for like the 4th time this week.

MIND...RACING....

Mojo · #85 03-12-2008, 01:45 PM

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Yeah, well...

Anyway, I haven't really told anyone other than three friends and their reaction was basically "Whatever, lol" "CAN I COME WITH YOU NEXT TIME BAWW I'M SCARED" And "Wow, Simon, that was a sweet adrenaline rush."

I can't fall alseep because I drank a goddamn energy drink and won't be able to have a proper sleep for like the 4th time this week.

MIND...RACING....

Wait, your name is Simon?

*starts humming The Sound of Sim-err, Silence*

I discovered I have a talent for annoying people with always scraping my throat (I have had Asthmathic Bronchitis when I was little, as a result, my airways have a little more mucus than other people, which is quite thick, so blowing my nose or couging isn't really an option...).

Flamefox · #86 03-12-2008, 07:37 PM

I can touch my tongue to my nose. Yay!! with this masterful talent, I can....Clean my nose?

Yuck. Well, no, I am kinda Plain Jane-ish, not the good ol' Mary Sue or anything. >< No real talent, by yeah, its a living.

Zozo the Zrilufet · #87 03-13-2008, 05:07 AM

...Kastere's name is Simon? Oooh, cool, never knew that.

Strike Witch · #88 03-14-2008, 12:50 AM

O.O SIMON?

SIMON???

SIMON!??!?

OH MY GOD YOU ARE NOW OFFICIALLY:

http://i242.photobucket.com/albums/f...imeGallery.png

THIS GUY.

Hobo · #89 03-14-2008, 01:58 AM

STOP FUCKING STRETCHING MY SCREEN. IMAGE REMOVED

Strike Witch · #90 03-14-2008, 02:12 AM

Oh Hobo, you're such a silly bitch. What are you reading this on, a PSP?