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: Posts Made By: Disgruntled Intern
: Off-Topic Discussion 11-20-2007, 09:47 PM
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I'd still love to be a garbage man.

I'd still love to be a garbage man.
: Off-Topic Discussion 11-20-2007, 06:36 PM
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Maybe this will sway you on your apparent choice...

Maybe this will sway you on your apparent choice of careers.

I mean if you can't handle this, how are you going to handle getting paid to clean up peoples messes for the rest of your life?

The...
: Off-Topic Discussion 11-20-2007, 04:22 PM
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Of course. I never claimed to be a fan of Prison...

Of course. I never claimed to be a fan of Prison Break, either.
: Off-Topic Discussion 11-20-2007, 12:25 PM
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Does House even need a writing staff? I...

Does House even need a writing staff?

I figured it was just a bunch of interns with a medical encyclopedia and the same premise for every episode: "Mystery illness. Apparently unsolvable. No,...
: Non-Oddworld Gaming 11-20-2007, 11:42 AM
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Video games shouldn't be dumbed down for dolts...

Video games shouldn't be dumbed down for dolts like you.

That's what makes a puzzle challenging. Difficulty.
: Non-Oddworld Gaming 11-20-2007, 12:36 AM
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Ugh. Do your homework. Kane is a victim of...

Ugh. Do your homework. Kane is a victim of circumstance. Lynch is the monster of this story...And he was never supposed to be well liked, or even someone your average person could relate to.

As...
: Non-Oddworld Gaming 11-19-2007, 10:10 PM
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Daxter King said: I really don't see how...

Daxter King said:

I really don't see how Half Life sucked, one of the best shooters ever. The puzzles balance it out so it doesn't get stale.


Yeah, one of the best shooters ever...A few...
: Non-Oddworld Gaming 11-19-2007, 07:40 PM
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"All Ghillied up" is probably the best mission in...

"All Ghillied up" is probably the best mission in the game.

And the multiplayer is outstanding.
: Non-Oddworld Gaming 11-19-2007, 07:39 PM
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I'm hesitant. The game certainly sounds good, and...

I'm hesitant. The game certainly sounds good, and it definitely looks good, but the hitman series is absolute garbage.
: Non-Oddworld Gaming 11-19-2007, 07:35 PM
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I hated the Orange Box. One of the perks of...

I hated the Orange Box. One of the perks of working at Gamestop is being able to take games home for four days for free [as 'research'], so I took it home on the launch day.

Half life sucked. A...
: Non-Oddworld Gaming 11-19-2007, 07:29 PM
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Campaign sucked. But I wasn't surprised....

Campaign sucked.

But I wasn't surprised. Halo's story line is incredibly shallow.

"Oh, watch out for the covenant! They're a group of religious zealots composed of hundreds, if not thousands,...
: Off-Topic Discussion 11-19-2007, 07:13 PM
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This just seems similar to PETA nuts throwing...

This just seems similar to PETA nuts throwing blood on people wearing fur.

Sure, it makes a point, but at what cost? Although I'm all for the freedom of choice, people also have the right to...
: Off-Topic Discussion 11-19-2007, 07:03 PM
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As a new Battlestar addict, I'm feeling rather...

As a new Battlestar addict, I'm feeling rather anxious.

What will Lost have to rip off now?
: Off-Topic Discussion 11-19-2007, 06:58 PM
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Wake up. Shower. Report to Gamestop for work....

Wake up.
Shower.
Report to Gamestop for work.
Verbally abuse annoying customers.
Come home.
Play with my dog.
Cook.
Game.
Go to pub.
Home.
: Off-Topic Discussion 11-19-2007, 06:52 PM
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I'm the robot in the back. ...

I'm the robot in the back.

http://a446.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/51/l_813c8dfe6c023b59ae437f77938a321d.jpg

Also...


http://iampix.bmezine.com/9/l/ctvrxh/oggjkfho.jpg
: Welcomes & Birthdays 07-22-2007, 01:45 AM
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Now I remember why I haven't been online in...

Now I remember why I haven't been online in ages.

Damn you, Clearwire!

Jesus.
: Off-Topic Discussion 07-22-2007, 01:40 AM
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I have a dog we call the Crypt Keeper. I'm...

I have a dog we call the Crypt Keeper.

I'm fairly certain she died quite some time ago, but refuses to accept the fact.

She certainly smells dead.

I also have a couple of african dwarf...
: Off-Topic Discussion 07-22-2007, 01:36 AM
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Sex
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I've had my penis inside a few vaginas.

I've had my penis inside a few vaginas.
: Off-Topic Discussion 08-02-2006, 07:25 PM
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Hello, sir.

Hello, sir.
: Off-Topic Discussion 07-31-2006, 10:52 AM
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I want to amputate both of my 'wedding fingers'....

I want to amputate both of my 'wedding fingers'. Well, my 'wedding' and 'engagement' fingers, rather.

I'm pretty sure this makes me autistic, too.

edit: Also, stop diagnosing yourselves based...
: Non-Oddworld Gaming 07-31-2006, 09:29 AM
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I hate the fact that I spent thirty five minutes...

I hate the fact that I spent thirty five minutes downloading the demo, because I think the game is just plain crap.

You can give a turd some warpaint and fancy guns, but in the end it's still a...
: Non-Oddworld Gaming 06-08-2006, 05:47 PM
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WoW
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GuildWars is worse than your grammar. Stop trying...

GuildWars is worse than your grammar. Stop trying to pimp it out.

Level 48 Tauren warrior named Gacey

and a Level 19 Undead Warrior Named Berkowitz.

It's all about the horde, bitches.
: Non-Oddworld Gaming 06-08-2006, 05:44 PM
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Resident Evil New Super Mario Bros And...

Resident Evil

New Super Mario Bros

And Tetris DS.

All have the same nostalgic effect.
: Non-Oddworld Gaming 06-08-2006, 05:41 PM
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You're not from Hanford, are you? We had a shitty...

You're not from Hanford, are you? We had a shitty arcade by the same name with the same games in our horrible little mall.
: Off-Topic Discussion 05-18-2006, 12:30 AM
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It's oh-so-witty banter, not flaming.

It's oh-so-witty banter, not flaming.
: Off-Topic Discussion 05-12-2006, 06:33 PM
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I hear he gets free eye and dental.

I hear he gets free eye and dental.
: Off-Topic Discussion 05-12-2006, 06:27 PM
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Well, like I said, that Jesus did a real number...

Well, like I said, that Jesus did a real number on my anus. And what rough hands he had!

I offered him some lotion, but he just punched me in the back of my head.
: Off-Topic Discussion 05-12-2006, 06:24 PM
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I was bending bitches over the see-saw in first...

I was bending bitches over the see-saw in first grade.
: Off-Topic Discussion 05-12-2006, 06:19 PM
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Be patient! God isn't finished with me yet.

Be patient! God isn't finished with me yet.
: Welcomes & Birthdays 05-12-2006, 06:17 PM
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There won't be any more oddworld games, so I...

There won't be any more oddworld games, so I guess we won't be seeing you.

 





 
 
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