Are you a Virgin? -

Munch's Master · #**211** 12-17-2008, 09:22 AM

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If you don't tell us, we won't love you anymore.

Anymore? Did we ever love him in the first place?

Fuzzle Guy · #**212** 12-17-2008, 09:25 AM

You deserve negrep for that. Cunt.

I went out with a disgusting girl for a dare. Then I dumped her the next day and told her I was drunk when I asked her.

Then she decided she really liked me and kept on pestering me to go out with her. The other day I told her "NO!" and when she asked why my reply was that I could do better, and she has left me alone ever since.

Munch's Master · #**213** 12-17-2008, 09:37 AM

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You deserve negrep for that. Cunt.

I went out with a disgusting girl for a dare. Then I dumped her the next day and told her I was drunk when I asked her.

Then she decided she really liked me and kept on pestering me to go out with her. The other day I told her "NO!" and when she asked why my reply was that I could do better, and she has left me alone ever since.

The story has been told. And what an epic it is to. Pullitzer Prize worthy, even.

I've seen a pic of this girl. Not THAT disgusting, but sounds a totally horrible cow.

Hobo · #**214** 12-17-2008, 09:41 AM

Fuzzle Guy, you're a horrible person and I'm going to throw acid in your eyes.

Kimon · #**215** 12-17-2008, 03:18 PM

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You deserve negrep for that. Cunt.

I went out with a disgusting girl for a dare. Then I dumped her the next day and told her I was drunk when I asked her.

Then she decided she really liked me and kept on pestering me to go out with her. The other day I told her "NO!" and when she asked why my reply was that I could do better, and she has left me alone ever since.

Wow, you're a douchebag.

Anonyman! · #**216** 12-17-2008, 03:21 PM

I know. I was like, fuck. Fuck.

used:) · #**217** 12-17-2008, 04:45 PM

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You deserve negrep for that. Cunt.

I went out with a disgusting girl for a dare. Then I dumped her the next day and told her I was drunk when I asked her.

Then she decided she really liked me and kept on pestering me to go out with her. The other day I told her "NO!" and when she asked why my reply was that I could do better, and she has left me alone ever since.

Pot, I'd like you to meet Kettle.

Munch's Master · #**218** 12-18-2008, 11:08 AM

To be fair, the girl isn't a nice person. The attractiveness isn't the only thing. She's cvhavvy, violent, aggressive, foul mouthed, very dumb, and rather easy, a typical tracksuit-wearing slag. Some relative of hers is in jail for murder, so that says a lot about them.

This is what I've heard from FG, but it sounds true. Ive seen copy/pastes of her MSN conversations, and she seems to fit a lot of the above.

Wings of Fire · #**219** 12-18-2008, 11:24 AM

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Some relative of hers is in jail for murder, so that says a lot about them.

Two of my girlfriend's uncles have been in jail for thievery and various members of my family, including all three of my direct family, have been in a mental hospital at one point or another, what does this say about us O Wise Sage?

Munch's Master · #**220** 12-19-2008, 04:25 PM

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Two of my girlfriend's uncles have been in jail for thievery and various members of my family, including all three of my direct family, have been in a mental hospital at one point or another, what does this say about us O Wise Sage?

Wow, I didnt realise I'd phrased it like that. Whoops.

I'd meant it in a completely different way to that, as I explained via PM. Sorry everyone. Again.

Leto · #**221** 12-19-2008, 04:33 PM

As a rite of passage for acceptance back into the Off Topic section, you must explain your inexplicable link between your virginity and gypsies. Otherwise, you're just completely off topic.

Munch's Master · #**222** 12-19-2008, 05:03 PM

Um, I think you've got the wrong thread Leto, but i'll perform this rite anyway.

I have never got laid. When I see a gypsy with their family of kids, I think "They have got laid, the kids are proof. Lucky fuckers." And thus this whole kerfuffle. Do I pass the ritual?
Disclaimer: The above is meant entirely in jest, any possible racist, agist, sexist or culutre-ist connotations, risk of controversy or flaming, and resemmblance to actual events or situations, or real persons alive or dead is purely coincidental.

Leto · #**223** 12-19-2008, 05:05 PM

Good point dear chum. You pass to cover my inane stupidity.

-points for me.

OANST · #**224** 12-22-2008, 10:54 AM

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You deserve negrep for that. Cunt.

I went out with a disgusting girl for a dare. Then I dumped her the next day and told her I was drunk when I asked her.

Then she decided she really liked me and kept on pestering me to go out with her. The other day I told her "NO!" and when she asked why my reply was that I could do better, and she has left me alone ever since.

Jesus is displeased. Not very nice, sir. Not very nice at all.

***Wil*** · #**225** 12-22-2008, 04:14 PM

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Good point dear chum. You pass to cover my inane stupidity.

-points for me.

Don’t let this go so easily. You know that without a graph the explanation cannot be good enough.

AlienMagi · #**226** 12-23-2008, 07:14 AM

Uh Oh, off topical, here we talk whos a virg and who isn't

OddjobAbe · #**227** 12-23-2008, 07:22 AM

It doesn't matter if we trail off slightly. We'll get back to the original topic. This is in a way relevant, as it branched off from the original topic.

Anonyman! · #**228** 12-23-2008, 07:49 AM

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Uh Oh, off topical, here we talk whos a virg and who isn't

AlienMagi; Enforcer of Goodness and Jesus

***Wil*** · #**229** 12-23-2008, 08:02 AM

Yes, it’s true. I’m afraid that I have gone off-topical.

It’s intravenous or nothing, baby!

Munch's Master · #**230** 12-23-2008, 10:29 AM

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Don’t let this go so easily. You know that without a graph the explanation cannot be good enough.

You wanted a graph good sir?

Then a graph you shall get!

CyberWolf · #**231** 03-21-2009, 04:37 PM

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It's nothing to be proud of if it hasn't been offered, yet. Once someone gives you the opportunity and you say "No, ma'am. I will not be sticking my throbbing probuscis into your warm, dripping wet hole of joy." while she sits there with her legs spread eagle, you will have the right to be proud.

Are you quite sure it's not due to the fact that I don't let people offer?
However true your statement may be, people aren't that modest when it comes to things like sex, no matter how idiotic they may be.

Whores, on the other hand, are an entirely different story.

Havoc · #**232** 03-21-2009, 04:49 PM

What do you do to people who want to offer you sex?

Do you like, see they want to offer you the joy of intercourse and kill them with a machete before they get the chance or something?

And I have yet to see a virgin male not of religious belief turn down a reasonable* offer for sex.

*Reasonable: Anything above the 'to ugly to fuck' grade, legal age, no money involved, human being.

Wings of Fire · #**233** 03-21-2009, 05:00 PM

I lost my virginity to the girl I loved with all my heart, I'm damn sure that if I lost it to any girl who offered me sex it just wouldn't have been the same.

Havoc · #**234** 03-21-2009, 05:10 PM

Yeah it would, THE first time is overrated. It's the first time with a new person that's special and exciting. You can have sex with 10 different people and each time the experience will be just as special and exciting as the last.

That, btw, is why people cheat on their partner.

Wings of Fire · #**235** 03-21-2009, 05:19 PM

Since no-one can lose their virginity twice I guess this is all up to personal beliefs. I choose to believe I lost it to the right person.

Havoc · #**236** 03-21-2009, 05:24 PM

Well it's always nice to have a good memory of your first time, of course. You'll remember that better then any other first sexual encounter with someone.

"With that girl in your bed after a candlelight dinner and having loving sex for 2 hours" sounds a lot better then "that one time I went to this backroom poker game and lost so I had to have sex with the store manager..."

Wings of Fire · #**237** 03-21-2009, 05:28 PM

Aha, you seem to forget the details of my first time sirrah...

Strike Witch · #**238** 03-21-2009, 06:36 PM

My first time was pretty amazing too, you know.

Hobo · #**239** 03-21-2009, 06:38 PM

Just so you all know: I don't care.

Havoc · #**240** 03-21-2009, 07:10 PM

Glad we got that out of the way.

Witch, have at it. Was it hot steamy lesbian secks?