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  #181  
11-30-2008, 12:34 PM
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chillax hodo, we know you're tetchy because you're not getting any, but you don't need to take it out on these helpless idiots.
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11-30-2008, 03:05 PM
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I'm proud to say that I am, and I honestly don't care how many people insult me for it. I'm saving myself for my love. I don't want to lose my virginity to some random person, or someone who's going to break up with me soon after. Get it?
Holy shit, we'd better stop teasing this guy, whoever it is.
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11-30-2008, 03:43 PM
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chillax hodo, we know you're tetchy because you're not getting any, but you don't need to take it out on these helpless idiots.
Tetchy due to having £20 to my name mainly, but you're pretty much on the mark.
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I can't tell if you guys are screwing with me, being sarcastic, or... que?
Meesa confused.
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I can't tell if you guys are screwing with me, being sarcastic, or... que?
Meesa confused.
I waited for the right person, it was wholly worth it good on you.
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I can't tell if you guys are screwing with me, being sarcastic, or... que?
Meesa confused.
I"m essentially always fucking with people.
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I"m essentially always fucking with people.
With that gargantuan penis of yours
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12-01-2008, 05:18 AM
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I'm proud to say that I am, and I honestly don't care how many people insult me for it. I'm saving myself for my love. I don't want to lose my virginity to some random person, or someone who's going to break up with me soon after. Get it?
It's nothing to be proud of if it hasn't been offered, yet. Once someone gives you the opportunity and you say "No, ma'am. I will not be sticking my throbbing probuscis into your warm, dripping wet hole of joy." while she sits there with her legs spread eagle, you will have the right to be proud.
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12-13-2008, 08:59 PM
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well, i'm still a virgin because i'm still semi-youngish. I'll sell it on ebay though, and you guys can try to buy it. starting price: 15 $ and a pack of gum
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GOOSH GOOSH! GOOSH GOOSH!

I and about nobody else will understand that. Good thing, too.
I do, now go fucking kill yourself.

Yes, I am a virgin, unless the McGangBang counts.
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12-13-2008, 09:19 PM
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Looks like someone needs a Fleshlight.
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I do, now go fucking kill yourself.

Yes, I am a virgin, unless the McGangBang counts.
Fuck I can't believe I clicked on that link why would I do that
Did you also have to watch it a few times before your mind could comprehend it?
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12-13-2008, 09:35 PM
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Fuck I can't believe I clicked on that link why would I do that
Did you also have to watch it a few times before your mind could comprehend it?
I was all like:
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It's nothing to be proud of if it hasn't been offered, yet. Once someone gives you the opportunity and you say "No, ma'am. I will not be sticking my throbbing probuscis into your warm, dripping wet hole of joy." while she sits there with her legs spread eagle, you will have the right to be proud.
I would appear to fall into the "un-proudly waiting for the right person" category then.
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I fall into the category of waiting for any person.
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Virgin, I mean, I'm only 17.
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Depends what you define 'it' as.
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