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08-21-2008, 10:33 AM
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Are you a Virgin?

Right, I'm bored and I suppose you are too.

So, are you a virgin?

If not, at what age did you lose your virginity and how was it?
If so, why? Are you waiting for someone special? Can't seem to find the right person? etc.


I'm not a virgin. I actually lost my virginity quite recently; back in March just before I turned 19. It was a lot better than I thought it would be. I actually refused at first because my girlfriend lost her virginity a year or so ago and I was scared that I'd be shit. But apparently afterwards she didn't believe that I was a virgin so I assume it went well.
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13 or 14 years old.

But don't worry, I can get it back.

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Yes, for the long haul.
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But why!
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A semi-reluctant life choice imposed by my social condition. Besides, I'm distracted enough as it is, god help me should we bring primal biological activities and a second person into the mix.
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I sold mine for a crisp ten dollars, which bought me into the theatre, a used car, and half a boat.
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No.

17.

Shit.



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No, just past my 16th birthday, and it was, well, a learning experience. I pretty much guarentee, if it's a virgin couple having sex for the first time, the guy will be like: "FUCK YEAH I GOT LAAAAAAAAAYEEEEEED", and the woman: "Well, that was the plainest 6 minutes of my life. The 5 minute buildup to it was better."

A lot of women I know say losing their virginity was the 'biggest letdown of their entire lives'.
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Q:So, are you a virgin?
A: No, I am not.

Q: If not, at what age did you lose your virginity and how was it?
A: 19. It was okay.
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What social condition!
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Depends on your definition of virginity. In that case the answers would be either "24 years old", "25 years old" or "Not yet".
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Fuck no. This cherry is popped, baby.
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Yes I still have mine.

Yes I am waiting for that special person.
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Im not a virgin.
Lost it at age 18.... Yup... It wasn't all that interesting. I'm not as interested in the act as I am in the stuff that comes with it.
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Poor choice of words, T-nex.
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Depends on your definition of virginity. In that case the answers would be either "24 years old", "25 years old" or "Not yet".
I think that needs some explaining. Lets say losing virginity = having something penis-like put in you or putting something penis-like in someone else.
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Yeah, but where in someone else?
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Well, the usual places.
i.e. Arse or vagina

Mouth, hand or anywhere else (where else is there?) don't count.
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Yes. So many reasons that I lose track of them and find it easier to just say 'I don't know'.
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Nathan:

Vaginal or anal, if you've given or received, either way you've lost your virginity.

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still got mine and waiting.
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19th B-day woo!!

...But she sucked *litterally as well*, after that though the other times were much better.
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I am virgin but I don't know how long...
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Nate, I love you in this thread. So very much.
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Does attempted penetration count?
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Mabye as attempted rape?

Any attempted rapists here?

What about the orafice of a corpse?

Animal?
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Mabye as attempted rape?

Any attempted rapists here?

What about the orafice of a corpse?

Animal?
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Ohh, with tracheostomy's you have all that sexy mucous!

As for the animals and corpses, anything goes.....don't forget vacuums!
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