Stupid Answers for Stupid Questions -

Blisterz Booty · #**691** 06-23-2005, 09:27 PM

A. No. No, it was not.

Q. Why does Stranger hate gunpowder?

Splat · #**692** 06-24-2005, 01:31 AM

A. It makes him sneeze. And have you ever sneezed gunpowder? It makes a lot of mess, as well as requiring some plastic surgery on your behalf. A new nose for a start.

Q. How do I know that?

big bro boogie · #**693** 06-24-2005, 08:30 AM

A: because you actually live by the name Jackson.
Q: What do I mean with that?

Conker_Rocket · #**694** 06-24-2005, 08:38 AM

A. You mean the chicken crossed the road
Q. Why did the chicken not eat cheese while he was eating cheese?

OANST · #**695** 06-24-2005, 09:11 AM

A. Because he is an asshole.

Q. Where is my glory hole?

big bro boogie · #**696** 06-24-2005, 12:12 PM

A: in your face, OANST!
Q: His bowels are dead, so is his glory hole still working properly?

Abe16 · #**697** 06-24-2005, 01:38 PM

A: Not by a longshot.

Q: As seen on Bigbroboogie's sig, "How's about some cornbread?"

big bro boogie · #**698** 06-24-2005, 02:44 PM

A: Now you don't get any you creep!
Q: What are you doing in my house?

OANST · #**699** 06-24-2005, 02:52 PM

A. Getting your sister to perform fellacio on me.

Q. Would you liketo know how it was?

big bro boogie · #**700** 06-24-2005, 02:53 PM

A: I knew she wasn't virgin, no i dont wanna know.
Q: What's my sis's name

OANST · #**701** 06-24-2005, 03:46 PM

A. I just call her bitch.

Q. Have you ever sodomized yourself?

Yaay. This is the 700th reply to my dumbass thread. Yaay.

Leto · #**702** 06-24-2005, 08:21 PM

A: No, I don't believe I have.

Q: Why must I wait for TESIV? I'll go have a cry in the corner.

Splat · #**703** 06-25-2005, 04:38 AM

A. Because VISET got here first.

Q. Are you mad??????

Conker_Rocket · #**704** 06-25-2005, 03:19 PM

A. Why?
Q. Why is my answer a question?

big bro boogie · #**705** 06-25-2005, 03:20 PM

Edit: Damn you for replying at the same time as me, for this i'll change my answer

A: Because I live.
Q: Why am I alive.

Conker_Rocket · #**706** 06-25-2005, 03:24 PM

A. because your dad and mom made you live.
Q. Do you know what I mean?

big bro boogie · #**707** 06-25-2005, 03:35 PM

A: I'm fuckin' 5 years older than you, ofcourse I do, I almost even saw It while watching TV the other day at 12 o' clock... never mind.

Q: How is it possible that you know It.

Conker_Rocket · #**708** 06-25-2005, 07:05 PM

A. long story...................................................................
Q. How many retards does take to right the letter R?
A. That is impossible! Retards don't know nothin'!
Q. What color are waffles?

Leto · #**709** 06-25-2005, 07:07 PM

A: No. The deal is one answer and question. Don't reply to your own! Wait, yellow browny, actually...

Q: Why is 'gay' so ambiguous?

Splat · #**710** 06-26-2005, 04:07 AM

A. Because they are Handindagious. SEE, I CAN MAKE UP WORDS TOO!!!

Q. Who took my shoes?

Abe16 · #**711** 06-26-2005, 05:40 AM

A: You ate them remember?

Q: Hey, who took my hand held?

big bro boogie · #**712** 06-26-2005, 05:44 AM

A: you ate it because it looked like a waffel
Q: Hey who took me?

OANST · #**713** 06-26-2005, 10:22 AM

A. I don't know but I took your sister.

Q. Would you like to touch my waffle?

big bro boogie · #**714** 06-26-2005, 10:39 AM

A: I'd like to eat it.
Q: A cow stands to you, as pi stands to...?

OANST · #**715** 06-26-2005, 11:05 AM

A. poop.

Q. Anyone want a cow pie?

Abe16 · #**716** 06-26-2005, 03:00 PM

A: No, but i want a apple pie.

Q: What's your problem?

big bro boogie · #**717** 06-26-2005, 03:03 PM

A: I haven't got 'ny Aplle pie to giv you.

Q: where do I buy Apple Pie?

OANST · #**718** 06-26-2005, 04:16 PM

A. From your sister.

Q. Will I ever leave your sister alone?

big bro boogie · #**719** 06-27-2005, 04:05 AM

A: it seems so for she just arrived home, and i didn't see a strange slurg crawling behind her.
Q: Are you a slurg, or are you a mug... otherwise... OMG

Splat · #**720** 06-27-2005, 04:10 AM

A. Nope, I'm a writer (gasp!!!)

Q. Why didn't your question have a question mark at the end? You naughty boogie...