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Yes. I hate Old And Not So Tasty 4 10.53%
Probably. This thread is stupid. 7 18.42%
Nah. Hims okay. 13 34.21%
Hell no! I love Old And Not So Tasty and this thread. 14 36.84%
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03-26-2005, 09:37 AM
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Ask a stupid question and wait for a simple answer.

Q. Who is the superintendent of Jimmy's bowels?
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My bowels hurt.

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03-26-2005, 11:34 AM
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I havn't seen this kind of thread for ages

Q. What sound dose Zioberg make in Futurama?
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03-26-2005, 11:46 AM
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A : ''Whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop!''


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03-26-2005, 12:05 PM
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03-26-2005, 12:06 PM
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A : Bowel Gas

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03-26-2005, 12:09 PM
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03-26-2005, 12:19 PM
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03-26-2005, 12:25 PM
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03-26-2005, 01:20 PM
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03-26-2005, 01:36 PM
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03-26-2005, 04:36 PM
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03-26-2005, 04:40 PM
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03-26-2005, 04:45 PM
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03-26-2005, 04:48 PM
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03-26-2005, 04:52 PM
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03-26-2005, 07:22 PM
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03-26-2005, 07:38 PM
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03-26-2005, 08:24 PM
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03-26-2005, 08:49 PM
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