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: Off-Topic Discussion 08-19-2007, 04:56 PM
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I'm not Racist, i have a Black TV, but i say we...

I'm not Racist, i have a Black TV, but i say we should shoot all the Brown's.

...including people with tan's, y'know, just to be on the safe side.
: Off-Topic Discussion 08-19-2007, 04:41 PM
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I would've thought that what with the whole...

I would've thought that what with the whole 'believable' route Batman is going down we'll be told that Dent will have SPD more or less straight away?

I know that there's a scene were Joker and co....
: Off-Topic Discussion 08-19-2007, 04:22 PM
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Or 'Blade Trinity', which Goyer also wrote. ...

Or 'Blade Trinity', which Goyer also wrote.

...he really should've known better.
: Off-Topic Discussion 08-19-2007, 03:50 PM
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I'm quite excited for this film, it's looking to...

I'm quite excited for this film, it's looking to be a bit lush like.

And from what i've heard/seen, Heath Ledger will make a good Joker. I'm a bit worried with the inclusion of Two-Face, though,...
: Off-Topic Discussion 08-19-2007, 03:48 PM
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Child abuse and physical discipline are two very...

Child abuse and physical discipline are two very different things.

I'm not up for McCanning kids if they've been bad, but a mild tap on the hand/legs/bum and then an explanation as to why they...
: Off-Topic Discussion 06-24-2007, 04:45 PM
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When i'm home i'm in Hull. When i'm not i'm...

When i'm home i'm in Hull.

When i'm not i'm in Manchester.

I hope your knowledge of both places answers the question of 'What's better than being home?'.

...and also the question of 'Why're...
: Off-Topic Discussion 06-24-2007, 11:32 AM
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When i'm back home, my social life is put down...

When i'm back home, my social life is put down like your Mother probably should've been.

...so nothing.

...literally, nothing.

Hopefully i'm going to work, though.

...
: Off-Topic Discussion 06-10-2007, 07:29 AM
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I come back when i've finished failing University...

I come back when i've finished failing University in a repeated and stylish manner. I'll be gone by September.

...like a ring of smoke in the encroaching Fog.
: Off-Topic Discussion 06-08-2007, 11:43 PM
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"What's wrong with athiests? I'm atheist" ...

"What's wrong with athiests? I'm atheist"

They tend to blame all the World's ills on Religion, for a start. And they're getting more and more militant.

On the subject of your mind making out as...
: Off-Topic Discussion 06-08-2007, 03:23 AM
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I'm in two minds. Part of me is Pro-Abortion, due...

I'm in two minds. Part of me is Pro-Abortion, due to the possibility of overpopulation. The other part of me is Anti-Abortion, moreso if it's being used as a contraceptive rather than the human...
: Off-Topic Discussion 06-08-2007, 03:21 AM
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Boys Joshua, Brandon, Isaiah, Izekial, Jacob,...

Boys
Joshua, Brandon, Isaiah, Izekial, Jacob, Rafael, Samyael, Isaac, Ethan, Abel, Quinn, Tobias, Morgan, Thomas, Alexander, Joseph, Sebastion, Edward, Piotr, Caleb, Hayden, Alexis, Sasha

Girls...
: Off-Topic Discussion 06-08-2007, 03:10 AM
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The Crusaders were blatantly using their Religion...

The Crusaders were blatantly using their Religion to justify their hate and ignorance.

It's funny, because The Phelps family seem to be the most hated family and one that is infamous, yet they...
: Off-Topic Discussion 06-08-2007, 03:08 AM
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I'd say he was a Man considering what it says in...

I'd say he was a Man considering what it says in the Bible. Howeve, i s'pose he could be sexless.

All this "He could be a She" idiocy is there just to satiate the idiots vying for 'Women's lib'.
: Off-Topic Discussion 02-02-2007, 06:32 PM
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Can we all please stop being idiots and leave our...

Can we all please stop being idiots and leave our religious justification for discrimination at the door please? ...or, just not come in.

Ta.

To justify that somebody shouldn't be allowed to...
: Off-Topic Discussion 02-02-2007, 06:20 PM
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Brief post just to say Saddam shouldn't have been...

Brief post just to say Saddam shouldn't have been hanged.

Why?

No good reason. He just kicked ass when he grew that beard.

Oh, Saddam with a beard...true bliss. ...quite hott, too.
: Off-Topic Discussion 09-02-2006, 11:10 AM
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Out of interest, who says when a word is...

Out of interest, who says when a word is offensive or not?

Moop.

Has anybody ever stabbed someone?
: Off-Topic Discussion 08-31-2006, 01:47 PM
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When i've fallen in love and got really jealous...

When i've fallen in love and got really jealous over something, i often plan the other person's death to perfection.

...i've once gone to a love rivals house with a petrol bomb.

...yeh.

Talk...
: Off-Topic Discussion 08-23-2006, 11:59 AM
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"Doncha just adore people who love playing the...

"Doncha just adore people who love playing the victim?"

I don't think he's playing the victim. It's not as if it's something that's widely taught in schools, so i'm sure we can all forgive him of...
: Off-Topic Discussion 08-20-2006, 12:54 PM
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Sometimes, before i go to sleep at night, i pray...

Sometimes, before i go to sleep at night, i pray for a Womb.
: Off-Topic Discussion 08-19-2006, 11:45 AM
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"What sick people are you?" We are Gay...

"What sick people are you?"

We are Gay peoples, sir. And we want your children.
: Off-Topic Discussion 08-19-2006, 09:19 AM
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I'm quite surprised by Yogi-Bear's (Mutual's)...

I'm quite surprised by Yogi-Bear's (Mutual's) reaction considering his belief on why men bum men has also been proved as wrong. ...but that's what happens when you're hairy and smell of Cheeto's.
...
: Off-Topic Discussion 08-19-2006, 09:12 AM
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I like shopping, boys and dressing up all...

I like shopping, boys and dressing up all pretty-like.
: Off-Topic Discussion 08-18-2006, 03:53 PM
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"What childrens? These forums are primarily...

"What childrens? These forums are primarily composed of greasy teens"

So that's why my grooming hasn't been working!!
: Off-Topic Discussion 08-18-2006, 03:52 PM
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"you can't find Homo or bi [in nature]" Of...

"you can't find Homo or bi [in nature]"

Of course not, Chuckles. Yeh. Course.

*Cough*
: Off-Topic Discussion 08-18-2006, 02:56 PM
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For some reason it says i've posted in this...

For some reason it says i've posted in this topic...have i?

Anyway - i'd say sexuality is based on attraction. For instance, i could bum a girl's Vagina and still be Gay, 'cos i wouldn't be...
: Off-Topic Discussion 08-14-2006, 04:58 PM
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What's white and cracks when you f*ck it? ...

What's white and cracks when you f*ck it?

...a Baby's pelvis.
: Off-Topic Discussion 08-14-2006, 02:09 PM
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"When's the next march going to be?" As soon...

"When's the next march going to be?"

As soon as the next shipment of sacrificial Negroe's is delivered.

Hitler never had it so good.
: Off-Topic Discussion 08-14-2006, 12:50 PM
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"Also... simply because I know a lot of people...

"Also... simply because I know a lot of people believe that that actualy happened... try to be less jokey 'bout it"

No.

When you think about it, it's ridiculous that people get so wound up by...
: Off-Topic Discussion 08-13-2006, 04:23 PM
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"The test of society is whether we take the easy...

"The test of society is whether we take the easy way or the hard way"

So you would agree that experimenting on the lesser echelons of society would be beneficial? I mean, if we're going to waste...
: Off-Topic Discussion 08-13-2006, 04:19 PM
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A woman goes into a Doctor's office with...

A woman goes into a Doctor's office with complaints of stomach pains, the Doctor does an examination and asks her to come back a few days later.

She does and immediately enquires as to what's...

 





 
 
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