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: Posts Made By: Doug
: Off-Topic Discussion 04-29-2002, 06:40 PM
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Re: 500

10 dumptruck loads of horsecrap is an impressive amount of horsecrap. But it's still horsecrap.
: Off-Topic Discussion 04-26-2002, 11:08 PM
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Re: Giggabiggle

Oh! I didn't see it behind the ice sculpture and all the streamers!

*stuffs cheese into mouth hungrily; fills pockets for later*

Hey; anybody want to buy an 'I love Melvin' hat? They're all...
: Off-Topic Discussion 04-26-2002, 10:54 PM
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Hmmm . . . . somehow, I just can't imagine Jacob...

Hmmm . . . . somehow, I just can't imagine Jacob as a librarian.
: Off-Topic Discussion 04-26-2002, 05:00 PM
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-4.88 / -5.49 Who's Tony Benn?

-4.88 / -5.49

Who's Tony Benn?
: Off-Topic Discussion 04-26-2002, 10:44 AM
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Re: Microsoft vs. Mac vs. Linux

So, which is it going to be?

You seem to have revealed your own slant on this already . . . I smell an ambush.
: Off-Topic Discussion 04-24-2002, 11:12 PM
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Where's my cheese?

Where's my cheese?
: Off-Topic Discussion 04-23-2002, 06:35 PM
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It was a good movie, but not nearly the best...

It was a good movie, but not nearly the best movie ever made. If you really think so, you just haven't seen that many movies.
: Off-Topic Discussion 04-23-2002, 12:28 AM
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Well, progress. Just admitting that someone else...

Well, progress. Just admitting that someone else might actually be right about something will go a long way to gaining acceptance here.
: Off-Topic Discussion 04-22-2002, 06:35 PM
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Re: Re: are there more boys or girls here?

Hermaphrodite = has both types of sexual organs.


I used to be male, but now that the aliens are finished with their probes and experiments, I'm not sure anymore.

I do know that Elvis is still...
: Off-Topic Discussion 04-22-2002, 10:28 AM
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Someone (not you, morphius) with a better...

Someone (not you, morphius) with a better background in art please correct me if I'm wrong , but it's my impression the fact that the art works in this thread have things recognizeable as people,...
: Off-Topic Discussion 04-20-2002, 06:37 PM
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Check out page 2 of this thread -- Lamp, Danny,...

Check out page 2 of this thread -- Lamp, Danny, etc. already talked about this very thing.
: Off-Topic Discussion 04-20-2002, 06:32 PM
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Ohmigod . . . not my FOOD !!!!!

Ohmigod . . . not my FOOD !!!!!
: Off-Topic Discussion 04-20-2002, 06:27 PM
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Thank you for proving my point so perfectly. I am...

Thank you for proving my point so perfectly. I am completely at peace now knowing I've done the right thing. Goodbye, morphius.
: Off-Topic Discussion 04-20-2002, 06:16 PM
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This is the post you're so proud of. I read it a...

This is the post you're so proud of. I read it a long time ago and I didn't respond because most of it makes no sense and what little that does adds little to the discussion. More importantly, you...
: Off-Topic Discussion 04-20-2002, 05:43 PM
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Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA...

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!

Thanks for making me laugh, morphius. You're really funny! If you can count to 20 I'd be amazed. You certainly don't know anything...
: Off-Topic Discussion 04-20-2002, 05:35 PM
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If he gets to stay here, I want to be banned. ...

If he gets to stay here, I want to be banned.

Sweet oblivion . . . sweet relief . . . .
: Off-Topic Discussion 04-20-2002, 05:28 PM
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I have gotten past my irritation with this moron....

I have gotten past my irritation with this moron. The unbelievable gibberish that he posts is starting to make me laugh. It's really rather entertaining that someone who can hardly string two words...
: Off-Topic Discussion 04-20-2002, 11:13 AM
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You might as well ask to get a peek at the gold...

You might as well ask to get a peek at the gold in Fort Knox.
: Off-Topic Discussion 04-20-2002, 10:58 AM
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Re: Racism in the States.

Why don't you fix all the social ills in your own country before you start worrying about the US? Oh, I forgot, you hate the United States, so why pass up a chance to parade our problems around.
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: Off-Topic Discussion 04-20-2002, 10:47 AM
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OK, I read your last post on the lottery. It...

OK, I read your last post on the lottery.

It proves to me that you don't have the slightest clue about what you are talking about. You know the words "money" and "bank" and "savings" and "invest"...
: Off-Topic Discussion 04-20-2002, 02:04 AM
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Dang! *aliens grab Doug again. 'Wait a...

Dang!

*aliens grab Doug again. 'Wait a minute, wait a minute, haven't you guys have been up all my orifices and played with my parts enough? Why don't you go check out that morphius guy? Crack...
: Off-Topic Discussion 04-20-2002, 01:32 AM
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Not only that, he wants us to put corn oil in our...

Not only that, he wants us to put corn oil in our cars' gasoline tanks. My manufacturer's warranty would definitely not cover that.
: Off-Topic Discussion 04-19-2002, 11:16 PM
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Again, you're missing the point. There's not a...

Again, you're missing the point. There's not a financial adviser worth his or her salt that would tell you to take the money in installments.

If you are going to insist that one can't get 4...
: Off-Topic Discussion 04-19-2002, 10:51 PM
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Re: Re: Conspiracy on the forums!

I knew it! I knew you'd be involved!

*strolls off humming Tears for Fears song 'Everybody Wants to Rule the World' . . . aliens grab Doug up again 'Come back here; we're not finished with our...
: Off-Topic Discussion 04-19-2002, 08:08 PM
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With the amount of money she has she can get a 4...

With the amount of money she has she can get a 4 percent CD.

Besides, you're completely missing the point. Even at half that rate she can make a lot more money than she can working.
: Off-Topic Discussion 04-19-2002, 07:56 PM
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So we should all stuff our money in a mattress no...

So we should all stuff our money in a mattress no matter how much we have? She's got the most reason in the world to invest no matter how bad the interest rate is because she has the Mother Lode of...
: Off-Topic Discussion 04-19-2002, 07:50 PM
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Why do you find it necessary to respond to each...

Why do you find it necessary to respond to each and every post on these forums? Why don't you hang out and get a feel for the place?
: Off-Topic Discussion 04-19-2002, 07:46 PM
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A quarter would be $ 14.5 million. Gee, she'd...

A quarter would be $ 14.5 million. Gee, she'd only have 43.5 million bucks left. If she buys a crummy 4 percent bank certificate of deposit with that and sits around by the pool all year she will...
: Off-Topic Discussion 04-19-2002, 07:38 PM
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Watch who you're calling ignorant, pal. I think...

Watch who you're calling ignorant, pal. I think that you are becoming sensitive about being found out that you talk a lot of crap about stuff that you very poorly understand.

The point is not...
: Off-Topic Discussion 04-19-2002, 07:28 PM
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Give me a break. Even if she blows in one shot 8...

Give me a break. Even if she blows in one shot 8 million dollars on cars, jewelry, several houses, vacations, 10 Xboxes, 5 PS2s and a Dreamcast, which is completely unthinkable, anyway, she'd still...

 





 
 
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