Conspiracy on the forums!

Doug · #1 04-19-2002, 01:28 PM

There was no 1,000th member! I distinctly remember amber being 995th, Khanzumer was 999th, and Mac the Janitor was 1,001st, but there is no member between Khanzumer and Mac. There are nefarious forces of evil at work on the forums! Could it be aliens?

Next thing you know, the Help Forum will disappear, and people playing AO will be stuck forever in the Scrab Nest because they can't figure out how to roll while running!

Then they will take away our stars, and our ranks will be Pokemon characters instead of Oddworld characters!

Next, they will *is grabbed by two men in white suits, who drag Doug away screaming 'Aliens killed JFK! Hitler is alive and is planning the Fourth Reich from a UFO! There are autopsied alien bodies in Roswell, New Mexico! The moon landing was faked on a Hollywood sound stage!' The men in suits drag Doug to a remote area and strip off their disguises to reveal their alien ugliness beneath. All three are beamed up to an unseen spacecraft . . . .*

morphius · #2 04-19-2002, 01:43 PM

First the moon landing was faked at area-51, the theory about Hitler is still not proven, and there are more than just aliens at Roswell............................How is this in relation with the 1000 member?

Fazerina · #3 04-19-2002, 02:36 PM

I just noticed that you can't see the member numbers in the posts or anywhere any more...

Were they taken off on purpose?

Joe the Intern · #4 04-19-2002, 02:58 PM

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First the moon landing was faked at area-51, the theory about Hitler is still not proven, and there are more than just aliens at Roswell............................How is this in relation with the 1000 member?

Ugh... When Doug did that it was meant to be a joke. It wasn't meant to be taken seriously.

Also, Doug,I noticed that too. I didn't think much of it at first, though.

Cool Paramite · #5 04-19-2002, 03:13 PM

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Originally posted by Fazerina
I just noticed that you can't see the member numbers in the posts or anywhere any more... Were they taken off on purpose?

I don't know. But in case you want to know, I am member # 258!

Danny · #6 04-19-2002, 07:51 PM

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Originally posted by Doug
Conspiracy on the forums!

No, just all part of my plans for World Domination... If you can't work out how this helps me, then it's working...

Doug · #7 04-19-2002, 09:51 PM

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Originally posted by Danny
No, just all part of my plans for World Domination . . .

I knew it! I knew you'd be involved!

*strolls off humming Tears for Fears song 'Everybody Wants to Rule the World' . . . aliens grab Doug up again 'Come back here; we're not finished with our probes!'*

Jacob · #8 04-19-2002, 09:58 PM

"No, just all part of my plans for World Domination... If you can't work out how this helps me, then it's working...(Posted by Dan.)"

Lol...how intriguing.

"First the moon landing was faked at area-51, the theory about Hitler is still not proven, and there are more than just aliens at Roswell............................How is this in relation with the 1000 member? (Posted by Morphius.)"

Like sum1 sed...dont take it seriously. And if u do...dont speak.
I agree, the moonlanding was faled. That 'Theory.' that Doug posted about Hitler was (I assume.) A JOKE...so, of course its not proven. And there are no 'Aliens' at Roswell. The UFO thing is a Government coverup. Sure...some might have some down to say 'Hey...hows it going.' but i dont think they would have crashed, took away and experimented on...Jesus Christ.

morphius · #9 04-19-2002, 10:04 PM

First, loose the quote, and next there is a Hitler theory and you obviously know nothing about the crash, I can tell you almost everything about the Roswell crash, of course there was a cover up........There is more to it then you think, especially to the thing you used to type the last quote........

Jacob · #10 04-19-2002, 10:17 PM

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There is more to it then you think, especially to the thing you used to type the last quote........

My quote button wasn't working before...so...please. Be quiet.

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of course there was a cover up

USA have military aircraft that they make us believe is UFO's.

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I can tell you almost everything about the Roswell crash

As shallow as i am i can now say i officially look down on you.

morphius · #11 04-19-2002, 10:20 PM

The only problem is you are stating something, that you know nothing about.........I do not care what you think because it is not you who will be judging me in the end..........

Majic · #12 04-19-2002, 10:23 PM

Murphy, if your trying to sound fancy and stuff, be my guess. Go ahead and say everyting you know about it, itll keep you from going over 75 posts in one day

Jacob · #13 04-19-2002, 10:38 PM

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(1)The only problem is you are stating something, that you know nothing about.........(2)I do not care what you think because it is not you who will be judging me in the end..........

(1) - I would rather know nothing about it AT all than know loads about it such as you do. If you want a reason...i will give you one.

(2) - And your point? I could make you suicidal if i wanted to (Not that im bragging.)

morphius · #14 04-19-2002, 10:39 PM

I cannot be persuaded by you............

Danny · #15 04-19-2002, 10:53 PM

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Originally posted by morphius
First, loose the quote, and next there is a Hitler theory and you obviously know nothing about the crash, I can tell you almost everything about the Roswell crash, of course there was a cover up........There is more to it then you think, especially to the thing you used to type the last quote........

Morphius, allow me to reiterate for the hard-of-understanding: Doug was joking.

morphius · #16 04-19-2002, 10:56 PM

Let me put this in easy terms, there is a theory of Hitler dealing with ufo's and Roswell is real, regardless of his sarcasim..

Majic · #17 04-19-2002, 11:07 PM

Theories dimwitt, theories are usualy made up by attention seekers or people trying to solve cases without all the clues. It doesn't make them at all true.

Danny · #18 04-19-2002, 11:09 PM

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Originally posted by morphius
Let me put this in easy terms, there is a theory of Hitler dealing with ufo's and Roswell is real, regardless of his sarcasim..

We understand that. It's just we already know it, and it had nothing to do with what we were talking about.

morphius · #19 04-19-2002, 11:13 PM

I had everything to do with what was being talked about and Einstein made many theories is he a dimwitt?

Danny · #20 04-19-2002, 11:22 PM

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Originally posted by morphius
I had everything to do with what was being talked about.

I disagree, but never mind.

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Einstein made many theories is he a dimwitt?

Oh well done, you can tell a joke. Now make it relevant...

morphius · #21 04-19-2002, 11:23 PM

It is relevant, Doug was talking about it same with majic abe......

Joe the Intern · #22 04-19-2002, 11:26 PM

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I had everything to do with what was being talked about and Einstein made many theories is he a dimwitt?

The difference between Einstein's theories and UFO theories is there is evidence for his theories.

morphius · #23 04-19-2002, 11:32 PM

No there are pieces of factual evidence to support it, and there is for the ufo theory

***Cloverfield*** · #24 04-20-2002, 12:53 AM

1000th Member Here

Member numbers actually still exisit... but they are just used so the database can store them. Look at anyone's profile and you will see something like userid=1000 in the URL.

The display of numbers was a feature of the UBB. vBulletin does not use it. I never really liked the Member Number display anyway, it kind of made it seem like you were ranked based on your member number.

Eh, sorry to burst everyones conspiracy theory. Please continue on as per normal.

Abe Babe...

Doug · #25 04-20-2002, 01:04 AM

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Originally posted by Abe Babe
Eh, sorry to burst everyones conspiracy theory. Please continue on as per normal.

Dang!

*aliens grab Doug again. 'Wait a minute, wait a minute, haven't you guys have been up all my orifices and played with my parts enough? Why don't you go check out that morphius guy? Crack open his skull? See if there's anything really in there.' Aliens drop Doug and run off looking for morphius*

morphius · #26 04-20-2002, 02:06 AM

Why dont you read my last post on lottery then say this huh?

Cool Paramite · #27 04-20-2002, 05:33 AM

A milestone. 1000 members. A shame he / she never posted....

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Member numbers actually still exisit... but they are just used so the database can store them. Look at anyone's profile and you will see something like userid=1000 in the URL.

Er.... Abe Babe? Then something went wrong for me. I can remember clearly that I am member # 258, but the url says: "userid=253"

***Alcar*** · #28 04-20-2002, 05:50 AM

When the forums were switched over to VBB, everyone had there member number changed, i used to be 441.

Alcar...

Doug · #29 04-20-2002, 09:47 AM

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Originally posted by morphius
Why dont you read my last post on lottery then say this huh?

OK, I read your last post on the lottery.

It proves to me that you don't have the slightest clue about what you are talking about. You know the words "money" and "bank" and "savings" and "invest" go together, but you don't have any idea how.

Worse yet, you have no sense of humor whatsoever.

Jacob · #30 04-20-2002, 11:40 AM

Morphius...i will try and translate what MA is saying...you have posted 75 posts in one day...we...we...as in...the OWF community...have never seen such...geekiness. You...YOU MORPHIUS...are a geek...how old are you anyway?

(MA if that wasn't what you were trying to say...pooness.)