I know, but I can't help it. This is a nicer blog that starts bad.

Okay, I have this really strange ache in my left arm. It really hurts but it isn't like a bruise or anything. It's really wierd. Also I got into a load of trouble at school for stabbing a classmate in the hand with a pen because he was throwing bits of pencil at me. I thought they were going to throw me in a mental ward or something because I heard a member of staff say "He's a little bit... Funny". But I tried my...