http://www.oddworldforums.net/blog.php Oddworld Forums - An unofficial community for all Oddworld fans to gather and speak about Oddworld related discussions en Fri, 22 May 2026 22:43:04 GMT vBulletin 5 https://owforums.net/images/misc/native/rss.jpg http://www.oddworldforums.net/blog.php http://www.oddworldforums.net/blog.php?b=5138 Sat, 19 Feb 2022 12:51:14 GMT Because, at least for me, half of the links to navigate the forum are gone! This place is really, really starting to fall apart now. Image: https://www.solosophie.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/burrow_mump-1024x683.jpg.webp Because, at least for me, half of the links to navigate the forum are gone! This place is really, really starting to fall apart now.

]]> STM http://www.oddworldforums.net/blog.php?b=5138 http://www.oddworldforums.net/blog.php?b=5137 Sun, 02 Jan 2022 12:14:16 GMT i hold the destiny of this forum in one hand and with the snap of one of my fingers, i will turn all of you into femboys i hold the destiny of this forum in one hand and with the snap of one of my fingers, i will turn all of you into femboys ]]> Daxter King http://www.oddworldforums.net/blog.php?b=5137 http://www.oddworldforums.net/blog.php?b=5136 Thu, 30 Dec 2021 01:28:47 GMT you know how it is out there, in the world you know how it is out there, in the world ]]> Daxter King http://www.oddworldforums.net/blog.php?b=5136 http://www.oddworldforums.net/blog.php?b=5135 Thu, 02 Dec 2021 21:32:52 GMT for now for now ]]> Manco http://www.oddworldforums.net/blog.php?b=5135 http://www.oddworldforums.net/blog.php?b=5134 Wed, 09 Jun 2021 16:58:17 GMT yo fix your forum. this posted twice. smh can't get the staff ]]> Crashpunk http://www.oddworldforums.net/blog.php?b=5134 http://www.oddworldforums.net/blog.php?b=5133 Wed, 09 Jun 2021 16:58:01 GMT I thought visiting this place again would feel strange. But it really didn't. It was instantly familiar and... honestly really nice. Like looking back at old photos. Although. Dear god I was cringe.

Thought i'll just drop by for a final time. Since this place is deader than my aspirations of becoming a successful YouTuber. I had a lot of fun here. I met some awesome people and you lot were my "other" friends for the longest time. It's nice to see even after all these years people remember me and my old CRAZY Oddworld videos. (I swear, those videos will play at my funeral)

So, I hope you're all doing well. And made it out relatively okay from all that covid shit.

Me? Well to be honest, I wasn't good for a long time mentally. Which is the main reason why I disappeared from here and quit YouTube. But I'm in a better spot now at least. Mainly thanks to meeting some awesome people at work and online. Gaining more perspectives that have made a lot less naïve as a person. And I'm learning to love myself a lot more. People have made me realise just how hard on myself I can be.

I still play and collect games. However, over the past few years, I got into Anime thanks to DDLC and that shifted my interests a lot. I worked on a massive mod for the game called Doki Doki Blue Skies alongside my best mate. To the surprise of us all, it became pretty huge and something I'm really proud of. It's honestly crazy just have life changing it was.

Aside from that? I just chill out chatting on Discord and sit on Twitter way too much. I'm back on all the OWF and Local Server discords now. So I'll try and be active on there. So it's not a true goodbye :)

Also any hopes of returning to YouTube were crushed after playing Soulstorm. God. I hate Soulstorm

Sayonara, Oddworld Forums. Thank you for everything. ]]> Crashpunk http://www.oddworldforums.net/blog.php?b=5133 http://www.oddworldforums.net/blog.php?b=5132 Mon, 19 Apr 2021 21:41:36 GMT This is the final post and happy ending to Re re ro ro re ro. This is the final post and happy ending to Re re ro ro re ro. ]]> STM http://www.oddworldforums.net/blog.php?b=5132 http://www.oddworldforums.net/blog.php?b=5131 Sun, 28 Feb 2021 22:38:56 GMT i wasn't ever really a good poster but to be honest the amount of times i posted about how i was genuinely suicidal or dealing with severe depression and the amount people who i know knew about that yet decided to respond with constant mocking and insults anyways, i'm surprised i kept coming back to this place. it was all pretty fucking public and to my memory no one ever actually called anyone out on it.

not saying i was ever an innocent victim, and a lot of times i basically walked into it, and i'm glad i've matured out of a lot of those habits and i'm able to deal with my negative thoughts in better ways, but fuck a lot of certain people in this site in particular for the way they treated a kid with clear suicidal depression who kept acting out ]]> Nemo http://www.oddworldforums.net/blog.php?b=5131 http://www.oddworldforums.net/blog.php?b=5130 Sat, 23 Jan 2021 19:08:24 GMT Just getting it out of my system before the forum is Kill for Reals I guess. I think it's more of a dialogue about how "in hindsight, this was hell of a red flag that sailed over 15 year old me's head so here's what those look like". It's not 'im still feelin as raw about it as when I posted last', it's more 'okay that sucked but I think I can use what happened as an education/talking point'.

http://owforums.net/blog.php?b=5089 Post follows up on this

So the tl;dr for that link: Venks existed on the forums, was three years older than me and thought things like dating a 15 year old at 18, godmod raping their OC's and going "w/e i wont let rp rulez limit my artistic expression in MSN one-on-one rp" was some kind of defense when literally shown an article about why that was wrong. Laundry list of creepiness, could be there all day with examples. This was sometime over a decade ago but it sucked enough for a processing delay vent and 'headsup this was Fucked Up Actually' years later.

Anyway.

Venks was a pedo, like "oh I'm attracted to kids but I wouldn't like actually touch them for realsies so it's coo' right?". What the modern twitter hellscape would call a noMAP. Except like most 'maps' that aren't all that critical of what they do beyond "well I didnt diddle a kid in the parking lot on the way to tesco's so im gucci" they wind up offending or quasi-offending anyway because oops, feel-good uncritical validation that a person with the worst impulses wants to inhale at the first opportunity and nothing in the way of professional treatment isn't actually the way to go about it.

"but zozo, why were you friends with a guy that admitted pedophilic attraction in general over MSN" because I was a dumbass kid.


In any case this post is more about "things he posted to the forum that could've red-flagged but fell into 'oh x is just edgy/kidding/clueless/whatever, right?' " obscurity or they just weren't visible.

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Onto post history:
Making the DMs into a pastebin because it's getting tl;dr, its more vaguely ehh than directly ehhhh in places and I feel like I'm either gonna bore people or be dismissed at 'doesnt count', idk.
https://pastebin.com/beeT1AXq

I'll slap the forum stuff in a pastebin too.
https://pastebin.com/VXx4zHea 'nother wall of text.

It's all long and boring so if you want something fun then idk, hit up webtoon's archive of webcomics or something.

In looking at the venks2 (Don't brigade, I just don't want the entirely unrelated lowercase venks profile being caught up in that) deviantArt page it throws up an unauthorized message aka "DeviantArt's layout is broke as hell or you're blocked" so I guess he's aware at this point unless I'm the dumbass that blocked and forgot. Did find it kind of suspicious that he was favouriting art blatantly done by kids+adding them to his watch list. I dunno, felt like they were being buttered up at that point.

I've been at this for hours and feel like I'm bordering close to stalking or pulping a dead horse even though I shouldn't feel like that's the case but eh. I don't think I'm gonna check back for responses on this one or followup because there's nothing more to say or effectively cover. I've got enough going on as it is and I phased out of Oddworld and the forums by proxy years ago.

Anyway, don't go chasing folk down but don't super extend your trust either is my take, peace. ]]> Zozo the Zrilufet http://www.oddworldforums.net/blog.php?b=5130 http://www.oddworldforums.net/blog.php?b=5128 Wed, 23 Sep 2020 21:47:34 GMT Bom bom bom bom bom bom bom bom Bombombombombombom mr bad takes give me a post make it obsequious and needlessly boast give it some edits, ignorant blamer and stay up all night bickering with strangers That’s all I got, the post box crashed the first time. I really hit it hard with... Bom bom bom bom bom bom bom bom
Bombombombombombom

mr bad takes
give me a post
make it obsequious and needlessly boast
give it some edits, ignorant blamer
and stay up all night bickering with strangers

That’s all I got, the post box crashed the first time. I really hit it hard with those HTML filters too.

I’m not dead. I an very much alive. Vital. Like an above ground pool left unattended, I am teeming with life and potential. The world is unfortunately dying around me as I gulp kale and exhale some grudging semblance of internal balance.

Soulstorm looks great. I actually got around to enjoying New N Tasty this year too, what a masterwork.

I guess the discord is where it’s at but look at this place. Look at it. Same gross native theme. I burned so many cones and cubes out of my eyeballs on late nights, SCREAMING at people who fuck dogs justifying their crimes on here through my keyboard. Those were the halcyon days, before self awareness set in.

I was a little contrarian creep for a while there. Now I’m a BIG, BIG, FAT, BULGING, TUMSESCENT THREE AND A HALF INCH PENIS, WHICH EJACUKATES SHRIEKS!!!!

No I got carried away there. Now I’m a big doofus. I smell like bilge water and work in a field which requires a -non-trad- Overalls configuration. Who knows how long that’ll last. These blogs (growing more shrill and desperate) these blogs are like a frickin’ resume to me. A (small bark) a resume.

I have to be ready for a two hour drive to COVID-riddled Penisborough ontario at 6AM on friday so im gonna...inject some...some of this (adorable yawn) just gonna inject some of this motor oil into my (loud fart) my peri(yawn)neum...
(Snoozing) ]]> Mac Sirloin http://www.oddworldforums.net/blog.php?b=5128 http://www.oddworldforums.net/blog.php?b=5127 Wed, 23 Sep 2020 21:44:36 GMT Bom bom bom bom bom bom bom bom Bombombombombombom mr bad takes give me a post make it obsequious and needlessly boast give it some edits, ignorant blamer and stay up all night bickering with strangers That’s all I got, the post box crashed the first time. I really hit it hard with... Bom bom bom bom bom bom bom bom
Bombombombombombom

mr bad takes
give me a post
make it obsequious and needlessly boast
give it some edits, ignorant blamer
and stay up all night bickering with strangers

That’s all I got, the post box crashed the first time. I really hit it hard with those HTML filters too.

I’m not dead. I an very much alive. Vital. Like an above ground pool left unattended, I am teeming with life and potential. The world is unfortunately dying around me as I gulp kale and exhale some grudging semblance of internal balance.

Soulstorm looks great. I actually got around to enjoying New N Tasty this year too, what a masterwork.

I guess the discord is where it’s at but look at this place. Look at it. Same gross native theme. I burned so many cones and cubes out of my eyeballs on late nights, SCREAMING at people who fuck dogs justifying their crimes on here through my keyboard. Those were the halcyon days, before self awareness set in.

I was a little contrarian creep for a while there. Now I’m a BIG, BIG, FAT, BULGING, TUMSESCENT THREE AND A HALF INCH PENIS, WHICH EJACUKATES SHRIEKS!!!!

No I got carried away there. Now I’m a big doofus. I smell like bilge water and work in a field which requires a -non-trad- Overalls configuration. Who knows how long that’ll last. These blogs (growing more shrill and desperate) these blogs are like a frickin’ resume to me. A (small bark) a resume.

I have to be ready for a two hour drive to COVID-riddled Penisborough ontario at 6AM on friday so im gonna...inject some...some of this (adorable yawn) just gonna inject some of this motor oil into my (loud fart) my peri(yawn)neum...
(Snoozing) ]]> Mac Sirloin http://www.oddworldforums.net/blog.php?b=5127 http://www.oddworldforums.net/blog.php?b=5126 Sun, 30 Aug 2020 15:14:17 GMT Damn.]]>

Damn. ]]> Phoetux http://www.oddworldforums.net/blog.php?b=5126 http://www.oddworldforums.net/blog.php?b=5125 Fri, 12 Jun 2020 09:14:25 GMT so its come to this me at my lowest point postin on the oddworld hell, i never thought it would come to this so its come to this


me at my lowest point


postin on the oddworld


hell, i never thought it would come to this


pray for me ]]> Daxter King http://www.oddworldforums.net/blog.php?b=5125 http://www.oddworldforums.net/blog.php?b=5124 Fri, 12 Jun 2020 08:44:47 GMT It made me sad because if I spend too much time thinking about OWF I get sad at how many cool internet friends just slipped into the abyss. Like, what's Bullet Magnet doing right now? What scheme is he working on? Oh Bullet Magnet. You took my faith from me years ago and now I'm Buddhist, so I win in the long term.

For about three years I thought Disgruntled Intern's avatar was actually him, not Zach Galifianaisaksfksis, so when he used to tell me off for being a 14 year old on the internet I would look at angry Zach and it would make it all worse.

Remember T-Nex? She helped me with my English Language GCSE by letting me analysis her non-native English and I got a C. A fucking C. Thanks for nothing, T-Nex.

The lowest point in my life was not the years of my spiralling depression. It was in 2011 when I made a thread about numbers stations and Mac Sirloin said I was a fucking moron and that everyone already knew about them. What a grumpy sausage Kastere was god I miss him so much.

My first memory of the forums is when I was 12 and Oddjob told me to draw Glukkon Hentai. You can literally watch my sweet, angelic, Catholic baby boy innocence evaporate over the course of two posts. I was never the same after that.

I met up with MeechMunchie once at a pub in Bristol and he was an hour late because he couldn't stop pooping. Little did he know I couldn't stop pooping either, I just did it all in my pants throughout the course of our meeting.

OANST. ]]> STM http://www.oddworldforums.net/blog.php?b=5124 http://www.oddworldforums.net/blog.php?b=5123 Wed, 20 May 2020 02:22:21 GMT it's late, quarantine, riots and 8pm curfew and shit
I think this is my 2nd or 3rd blog in this old heap
Hope you are well, if not i suppose that blows






:catslug::catslug::catslug::catslug::catslug::catslug::catslug::catslug::catslug::catslug::catslug:: catslug::catslug: ]]> Gunnr http://www.oddworldforums.net/blog.php?b=5123 http://www.oddworldforums.net/blog.php?b=5122 Fri, 01 May 2020 20:21:45 GMT Does anyone want to see my dick? Does anyone want to see my dick? ]]> Dixanadu http://www.oddworldforums.net/blog.php?b=5122 http://www.oddworldforums.net/blog.php?b=5121 Fri, 01 May 2020 20:21:40 GMT It's easy to say that OWF's dead state is due to a lack of Oddworld games, but deep down, we all know it isn't true.

This place was booming a decade ago. And it could be booming today were it not for one running joke.

And that was scaring off all the newcomers. ]]> Dixanadu http://www.oddworldforums.net/blog.php?b=5121 http://www.oddworldforums.net/blog.php?b=5120 Wed, 26 Feb 2020 18:24:01 GMT so not like anyone cares or anything but whatever

i'm a transwoman.

cool thanks bye everyone ]]> Nemo http://www.oddworldforums.net/blog.php?b=5120 http://www.oddworldforums.net/blog.php?b=5119 Wed, 01 Jan 2020 18:06:42 GMT Happy new year guys, lets hope SS comes out this year Image: https://media.giphy.com/media/JsTpb3KssSayc/giphy.gif Happy new year guys, lets hope SS comes out this year

]]> Phoetux http://www.oddworldforums.net/blog.php?b=5119 http://www.oddworldforums.net/blog.php?b=5118 Tue, 17 Dec 2019 01:38:12 GMT 🐟 ]]> Nepsotic http://www.oddworldforums.net/blog.php?b=5118 http://www.oddworldforums.net/blog.php?b=5117 Tue, 17 Dec 2019 01:38:05 GMT Dear Nate Please can you make it so that each posrep gives you an exorbitant amount of points and negreps do twice the amount in damage From nep Dear Nate


Please can you make it so that each posrep gives you an exorbitant amount of points and negreps do twice the amount in damage

From nep ]]> Nepsotic http://www.oddworldforums.net/blog.php?b=5117 http://www.oddworldforums.net/blog.php?b=5116 Mon, 09 Dec 2019 05:41:38 GMT This is a follow up to my last blog post Can everyone just chill out.

I decided on the 30th October to deactivate my Facebook account and I haven't had one shred of doubt about it since. I feel happier and waste less time scrolling through my feed. I still use social media, just Snapchat though, as it's my main communication with friends.

Haven't missed out on any events (yet) like some said I would.
I also have a tonne of time on my hands at the moment and I've actually been pretty productive. And have been making great mojitos to complement the summer weather :) ]]> Littleleeroy http://www.oddworldforums.net/blog.php?b=5116 http://www.oddworldforums.net/blog.php?b=5115 Sat, 23 Nov 2019 16:03:17 GMT you passed out on me i guess ill hit the lights you passed out on me i guess ill hit the lights ]]> Nemo http://www.oddworldforums.net/blog.php?b=5115 http://www.oddworldforums.net/blog.php?b=5114 Tue, 05 Nov 2019 23:50:18 GMT 1 1 ]]> Vexen http://www.oddworldforums.net/blog.php?b=5114 http://www.oddworldforums.net/blog.php?b=5113 Thu, 08 Aug 2019 10:07:03 GMT in case any of yall were wondering, my cutting edge laptop still cant run it properly




other than that, what's new with you guys? ]]> Daxter King http://www.oddworldforums.net/blog.php?b=5113 http://www.oddworldforums.net/blog.php?b=5112 Thu, 08 Aug 2019 10:06:50 GMT in case any of yall were wondering, my cutting edge laptop still cant run it properly




other than that, what's new with you guys? ]]> Daxter King http://www.oddworldforums.net/blog.php?b=5112 http://www.oddworldforums.net/blog.php?b=5111 Sun, 14 Jul 2019 13:20:04 GMT I'm handing my notice in tomorrow for the job I was blogging here about giving me depression back in 2015 and lemme tell you I am:

a.) Nervous
b.) Excited as fuck

My new employer is a big one (1) minute walk away from my house, so for the first time since 2014 I won't be having to wake up at 5:30 everyday and subsisting on lethal dosages of caffeine.

Also, in the process of hand-writing all the contacts from my work phone down into an address book I realised that I'm getting o l d.

How's things with you pillocks? ]]> STM http://www.oddworldforums.net/blog.php?b=5111 http://www.oddworldforums.net/blog.php?b=5110 Thu, 20 Jun 2019 20:43:56 GMT I've almost been here for longer than I haven't. I bet I'd be a totally different person if my dad never pulled AO out of that box of PS1 games and had me play it.

I don't know what situation would be so nice to be a good thing to get pounded in for the first time I've seen it before and I've been watching e3 and man what a shitshow of the time cuddling you in the long run anyway lol I think you have to do it in the morning and the blind forest is a bit of a mess but I'm sure the player will be able to do it in the morning and the blind forest is a bit of a mess but I'm sure the player will be able to do it in the morning.

That last bit was me just mashing autocomplete btw since I didn't have much else to say. ]]> Nepsotic http://www.oddworldforums.net/blog.php?b=5110 http://www.oddworldforums.net/blog.php?b=5109 Wed, 19 Jun 2019 21:20:34 GMT I've been almost three years in this place, and it feels like forever. The forums came back from the dead now thanks to Soulstorm footage and the E3 was amazing, or even better it was "breathtaking".
Oh, and my fiction? It's still dead. But I've become buddhist (nichiren). It's something that keeps me happy and helps me in life. Well, what I gotta say...



Really guys, I still enjoy being here and I couldn't wait the actual date I joined. Too lazy to wait. ]]> Phoetux http://www.oddworldforums.net/blog.php?b=5109 http://www.oddworldforums.net/blog.php?b=5108 Tue, 18 Jun 2019 14:11:17 GMT Is it just me or has the internet become compacted with shit that no one actually cares about? A bunch of people shouting out into the darkness, whacking someone in the face every now and then.

This post is an example. No one cares what I have to say. I don't care if you read it. I just wanna have a lil rant.

Facebook is full of what I hate about people. I can't stand it.
The public forums in Parks and Recreation are exactly how the people who complain on Facebook act and elections just give everyone the courage to spew their bullshit throughout your day.

It just hurts my brain and heart. Can we all not just try to listen to other people and think critically? It isn't that hard. It just takes a bit of effort. I'm doing my bit, why can't more people do theirs? ]]> Littleleeroy http://www.oddworldforums.net/blog.php?b=5108