So, I connect with this nice-looking guy online, we chat for a bit, realise we have a lot in common and decide to meet up. Turns out the photo is a few years old, when he was a few kilos lighter. Still a nice guy, but the slight pot belly (not to mention the bushy chest hair sticking out the top of his shirt) is a bit of a turnoff. I'm trying to convince myself that I'm not shallow, so we're still hanging out and seeing how things go.

Meanwhile, I get a message from a really hot guy....