As some of you may have become vaguely aware (or not, given some of you guys' recent... activities) I haven't been here for a while. And now I am here. This is the self-evident scrap of information this blog is here to impart you with, and has done so, I believe, with some success already.

The reason for my absence? Unless I am lying (which I am not, but don't take my word for it) I have just moved. I didn't mention it before, but then, I wasn't particularly aware of the impending...