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299 792 458 m·s^−1 6.67384(80)×10−11 m³·kg^−1·s−2 6.626 069 57(29) × 10^−34 J·s 1.054 571 726(47) × 10^−34 J·s 4π × 10^−7 N·A^−2 = 1.256 637 061... × 10^−6 N·A^−2 8.854 187 817... × 10^−12 F·m−1 376.730 313 461... Ω 8.987 551 787... × 109 N·m²·C^−2 1.602 176 565(35) × 10^−19 C 9.274 009 68(20) × 10^−24 J·T^−1 7.748 091 7346(25) × 10^−5 S 12 906.403 7217(42) Ω 4.835 978 70(11) × 10^14 Hz·V−1 2.067 833 758(46) × 10^−15 Wb 5.050 783 53(11) × 10^−27 J·T^−1 25 812.807 4434(84) Ω 5.291 772 1092(17) × 10^−11 m 2.817 940 3267(27) × 10^−15 m 9.109 382 91(40) × 10^−31 kg 1.166 364(5) × 10^−5 GeV^−2 7.297 352 5698(24) × 10^−3 4.359 744 34(19) × 10^−18 J 1.672 621 777(74) × 10^−27 kg 3.636 947 5520(24) × 10^−4 m² s^−1 10 973 731.568 539(55) m^−1 6.652 458 734(13) × 10^−29 m² 0.2223(21) 1.660 538 921(73) × 10^−27 kg 6.022 141 29(27) × 10^23 mol^−1

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I'm back, baby.

Posted 09-25-2009 at 08:50 AM by Bullet Magnet
As some of you may have become vaguely aware (or not, given some of you guys' recent... activities) I haven't been here for a while. And now I am here. This is the self-evident scrap of information this blog is here to impart you with, and has done so, I believe, with some success already.

The reason for my absence? Unless I am lying (which I am not, but don't take my word for it) I have just moved. I didn't mention it before, but then, I wasn't particularly aware of the impending incident, nor the piles of boxes springing up around me, or all the heavy lifting I was subjected to. Up all those stairs...

I am now kneeling in the new living room at the coffee table (a nice little traditional Indian piece dating back to the early 21st century) tapping away on my laptop. The living room itself, and in fact the entire house, is situated on top of a well-stocked high street pharmacy (which is not conductive to the recovery of the drug problem I might acquire in a possible future). Already it is starting to feel like a big empty house, for it is intended to house my mother and her partner and the five offspring they collectively "own", myself included, who occasionally take up residence with them. The previous two-bedroom flat was fine when it was just the three of us (my side of the union), but not conductive to a seven person composite family. It so happens that my brother has gone of to Leicester (with my his 360) and the other adolescent hominids only infrequently turn up, so it's just me. Fortunately I am now within walking distance of a pair of my few geographically local friends (twins, good value), not that that never prevented one of them from walking several miles to my previous residence, rejecting all offers of alternative transport.

And today the Internet just turned on, and already the shakes, unusual perspiration and mood swings are diminishing.

How fair thee, friends of distant lands?
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shaman's Avatar
Meh can't complain.

Have a wonderful time in your new home, i'm tremendously pleased for you.
Posted 09-25-2009 at 08:56 AM by shaman

Bullet Magnet's Avatar
Seriously, there's a shitload of Gaviscon directly beneath my kitchen.
Posted 09-25-2009 at 09:21 AM by Bullet Magnet

MeechMunchie's Avatar
I got swine flu, then I got better. MS1029 came back, then got banned again. Me and Josh are attempting to screenshot all the screens in AO and AE. That's about it for me.

*Housewarming hug*
Posted 09-25-2009 at 10:02 AM by MeechMunchie

Mac Sirloin's Avatar
My foot is all gross and I started collecting Transformers.

These things are not related at all.
Posted 09-25-2009 at 10:29 AM by Mac Sirloin

OANST's Avatar
And that's the waaaayyyyy they became the Magnet bunch.
Posted 09-25-2009 at 10:30 AM by OANST

Wil's Avatar
I moved too, and I'll have to again soon enough. Fun, isn't it.
Posted 09-25-2009 at 10:45 AM by Wil

OANST's Avatar
I'm moving on Sunday, if that makes everyone feel better.
Posted 09-25-2009 at 10:51 AM by OANST

used:)'s Avatar
Welcome. Glad to hear of your rehabitation.

Let's talk about me now.
Posted 09-25-2009 at 12:15 PM by used:)

MeechMunchie's Avatar
It makes me feel awful.
Posted 09-25-2009 at 12:15 PM by MeechMunchie

OANST's Avatar
Talking about Used? Me too.
Posted 09-25-2009 at 12:31 PM by OANST

used:)'s Avatar
Now, that's more like it.
Posted 09-25-2009 at 01:16 PM by used:)

MA's Avatar
cheese.

anything but Used.
Posted 09-25-2009 at 03:10 PM by MA

Bullet Magnet's Avatar
There's always me. You know... My thread and all.
Posted 09-25-2009 at 04:21 PM by Bullet Magnet

Pilot's Avatar
Who are you.... and when did you leave?

I didn't even notice you were gone. Oh I'm also glad about your rehabilitation.
Posted 09-25-2009 at 05:49 PM by Pilot

Bullet Magnet's Avatar
When not even the lowliest OWF goon was sent around to check if I was okay, I began to grow concerned.
Posted 09-25-2009 at 05:55 PM by Bullet Magnet

Pilot's Avatar
Yeah sorry about that, I kinda forgot.

Not that I meant to, I mean, I was actually really going to come and see you but..... you know.... circumstances. She was all like, "I'm having the baby" and I was like, "Oh well we'll see about that after the painter shows up" and on and on it went with that one.
Posted 09-25-2009 at 06:01 PM by Pilot

Bullet Magnet's Avatar
For all you knew I had fallen beneath a giant lampshade, and had only survived by eating my own torso. How would you feel then? Not as bad as me, I wager.
Posted 09-25-2009 at 06:11 PM by Bullet Magnet

Pilot's Avatar
It was one of those horrible 1960s era mediterranean style lampshades that were really huge and made of thick, heavy fabric with tassels around the bottom fringe wasn't it?

I can understand that. And I'm glad. How did you get out?

Posted 09-25-2009 at 06:19 PM by Pilot
Updated 09-25-2009 at 06:27 PM by Pilot

Bullet Magnet's Avatar
If it had actually happened, which for all you knew it did? Saved by Sailcat.
Posted 09-26-2009 at 04:40 AM by Bullet Magnet

used:)'s Avatar
Is the title of this blog a reference to Futurama?
Posted 09-26-2009 at 09:08 AM by used:)

Bullet Magnet's Avatar
No poisonous froad can hold me back.
Posted 09-26-2009 at 09:16 AM by Bullet Magnet

used:)'s Avatar
What's this fat ugly thing? A frog? A toad? OH YO MAMA?!

I have no life.
Posted 09-26-2009 at 09:51 AM by used:)
Updated 09-26-2009 at 09:57 AM by used:)

 

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