Every day I wash desks at lunch recess. I have a 40 minute window to wash somewhere in the area of 150 average sized desks, 8 giant rhombus desks and dump 9 Garbage pails. Usually it takes about 30 minutes, assuming most of the kids get all of their crap off their desks.
So today, I'm at the Grade 6 room. 2 classrooms left, and I come across this really fucking creepy collage of Robert Pattinson some girl made.

Now understand that at this point I'm really apathetic about Twilight...