So I took Abbey to the fair the other day, and at one of the carney booths they had a gigantic Tom and a gigantic Jerry. Abbey loves Tom and Jerry, so I decided to try my hand at the game. It's the one where they have four bottles stacked on each other, and you have to knock them all down with a ball. However, the bottles weigh about 15 pounds apiece, and the ball is extremely light.

So I'm trying, and trying, and trying, and I just can't fucking do it. At one point I got three down,...