Sorry to disappoint Havoc, but this is not a blog about fucking your pets.

My cat Mao-Mao (yes, that's his name) pissed on my bed for the second time since I moved here some months ago. For those of you who don't know, cat piss is not like dog piss which is somewhat innocuous. Cat piss has one of the most pungent, horrible odors ever emitted from any animal anywhere. Worst part is, it's damn near impossible to get the smell out permanently.

After my usual hour long cleaning...