I'm getting ready to leave for work this morning, and all of a sudden it occurs to me that I may have forgotten to put on deodorant. So naturally I stick my fingers into my armpit and feel around. The feeling that this causes is weird. I take my fingers out and smell them. I start gagging and almost retch on the floor. It is a very strange smell that came from there.

I had surgery in that arm pit a few years ago, and every once in a while it starts to hurt. But it's a weird kind of...