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The Devil's Arm Pit

Posted 07-17-2009 at 10:00 AM by OANST
I'm getting ready to leave for work this morning, and all of a sudden it occurs to me that I may have forgotten to put on deodorant. So naturally I stick my fingers into my armpit and feel around. The feeling that this causes is weird. I take my fingers out and smell them. I start gagging and almost retch on the floor. It is a very strange smell that came from there.

I had surgery in that arm pit a few years ago, and every once in a while it starts to hurt. But it's a weird kind of pain. I can't quite explain it. Whenever it happens, I get really thick headed and I can't think or really function properly.

Am I dying?
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shaman's Avatar
No, you're just real smelly.
Posted 07-17-2009 at 10:27 AM by shaman

OANST's Avatar
I had just gotten out of the shower fifteen minutes earlier. And the other one was fine.
Posted 07-17-2009 at 10:28 AM by OANST

shaman's Avatar
Oh well then yes i see your point.

You should certainly get that checked out.
Posted 07-17-2009 at 10:30 AM by shaman

Mac Sirloin's Avatar
You should double check to make sure it actually smells and it wasn't your cat or your turtle.
Posted 07-17-2009 at 10:47 AM by Mac Sirloin

OANST's Avatar
On a completely unrelated note, remember when I told you the other night that I sneezed and ended up covering the front of my shirt in snot? Well, it seemed as if April maybe didn't believe that it was snot. And if she doesn't think that it's snot I would like to hear her theory on what it is, and how it could have possibly gotten all over my shirt.
Posted 07-17-2009 at 10:55 AM by OANST

Pilot's Avatar
Something similar happens to me...

I have lower back issues from pinched nerves. When I get nerve pain strange things happen, including the feeling of being thickheaded, short tempered and impatient, and I don't function properly; I feel like I can't cope with even the slightest challenge or even want to deal with people at all. When I don't have that nerve pain, I feel like I could conquer the world.

It may be nerve related.
Posted 07-17-2009 at 12:49 PM by Pilot
Updated 07-17-2009 at 12:51 PM by Pilot

Mac Sirloin's Avatar
If I wear a buttoned up shirt that's too tight I get really irritable and antsy. If it's a plain t-shirt I don't give a shit.
Posted 07-17-2009 at 02:08 PM by Mac Sirloin

Anonyman!'s Avatar
You're all messed up lol
Posted 07-17-2009 at 02:40 PM by Anonyman!

Pilot's Avatar
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You're all messed up lol
You expected......................................................
Posted 07-17-2009 at 03:49 PM by Pilot

Mac Sirloin's Avatar
thast toop manby fucking ellipses
Posted 07-17-2009 at 09:27 PM by Mac Sirloin

MA's Avatar
i think DI would be the one to ask, if you can get hold of him.
Posted 07-18-2009 at 08:13 AM by MA

OANST's Avatar
It feels better today. I think it gets infected from time to time.
Posted 07-18-2009 at 08:39 AM by OANST

Wil's Avatar
I get a trapped nerve in my neck. Happened mostly during puberty, although I’d already grown upright as far as I have by the time I was at high school. It includes a spectacular several minutes on a train with repeated twangs in my neck knocking out my other perceptions every few seconds.

My armpits are beautiful, though.
Posted 07-18-2009 at 01:04 PM by Wil

shaman's Avatar
I had a trapped nerve in my hand, causing my little finger to spazm uncontrolably for a while.
Posted 07-18-2009 at 01:35 PM by shaman

Pilot's Avatar
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My armpits are beautiful, though.
Shaved and smelling of loganberry?
Posted 07-18-2009 at 02:04 PM by Pilot

Wil's Avatar
Anything that’s so nearly an anagram of ‘gonadberry’ cannot smell nice.

They are not currently shaved. Personal grooming is not one of my top priorities at the moment.
Posted 07-18-2009 at 02:18 PM by Wil

Pilot's Avatar
Why does 'gonadcheese' come to mind when I think of low personal grooming priorities?
Posted 07-18-2009 at 02:47 PM by Pilot

Nate's Avatar
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They are not currently shaved. Personal grooming is not one of my top priorities at the moment.
Does this imply that they are normally shaved?
Posted 07-18-2009 at 07:11 PM by Nate

Leto's Avatar
Maybe you have cancer?
Posted 07-18-2009 at 08:56 PM by Leto

Wings of Fire's Avatar
Cancer smells bad now?
Posted 07-18-2009 at 09:48 PM by Wings of Fire

Leto's Avatar
Has it ever smelt good?
Posted 07-19-2009 at 03:13 AM by Leto

Nate's Avatar
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Cancer smells bad now?
There are dogs who have been trained to sniff out certain types of cancer. I shit you not.
Posted 07-19-2009 at 04:55 AM by Nate

Wil's Avatar
@Nate I wouldn’t say normally, but they have been this year.
Posted 07-19-2009 at 08:11 AM by Wil

Alcar's Avatar
@Wil that's disgusting. What are you, a woman?

Alcar...
Posted 07-19-2009 at 08:22 AM by Alcar

Wil's Avatar
I make a much better woman than you do.
Posted 07-19-2009 at 01:44 PM by Wil

Nate's Avatar
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I make a much better woman than you do.
You consider this a good thing to say about yourself?
Posted 07-19-2009 at 05:46 PM by Nate

 

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