About fifteen minutes ago I noticed a red rolled up thing on the top of my tv, so I went and picked it up. It felt gummy and cold to the touch and when I rubbed it it felt like rose petals, and like rose petals it secreted something red onto my fingers.

I was thinking to myself 'Okay, how did a rose petal fly into my room and on top of my tv?'

Then I noticed my rose petal hand four wings, with a design on them.

I screamed and threw it away and it landed...