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Ok, I'm done.

I'm sure you can figure out what these are for.
Considering some of the things on this site, this may not be the most absurd.

Go here.
And here.

I don't care if this is whorish behavior. This needs promoting. Badly. I'll answer any questions you have about it. Both links should explain pretty much everything though.

List of planned remakes (the most outrageous ones in bold):

- Akira (And westernized no less!)
- A Star is Born
- Attack of the Killer Tomatoes!
- Battle Royale
- Bride of Frankenstein
- Cannibal Holocaust
- Carousel
- Child’s Play
- Cliffhanger
- Death at a Funeral
- Dirty Dancing
- Dirty Rotten Scoundrels
- Don’t Look Now
- Drop Dead Fred
- Dune
- The Evil...

Almost as bad as Whoopi Goldberg's "Poise" commercials...



It takes her a full minute to tell you she pisses her pants daily.
I guess this stuff happens to everyone, but it's funny when it happens to celebrities....

Better Than Great: A Plenitudinous Compendium of Wallopingly Fresh Superlatives

So I'm just going to write out the details of my day as nitty gritty as possible. Apparently several people were filming and taking pictures, leaving the few I took looking pretty pitiful by comparison. More than a few people showed up just for the sake of recording the goings-on in order to immediately hand it over to the media the next day. So it goes.

Anyway, I'll be using some of the videos/sound clips/photos taken and uploaded by others to avoid any legal ramifications (not that...

... for The Dark Fuckin Knight Fuckin Rises!

I got an email last minute (as in five minutes ago) telling me I need to be on set tomorrow morning by 8:45am. So yeah, I dont think Ill be sleeping much tonight.

They're filming a football game between the Gotham City Rogues and the Rapid City Monuments. The football game gets interrupted by *something*, but the casting sites won't say what. They do promise lots of pyrotechnics, stunts, and other such awesomeness will be...