newsman: ronald died at the age of...well,
he was old, take my word for it.
cameraman:anddddddddd, we're OFF!
newsman: god, i'm fat!
*gags self and pukes in a bucket*
me:I ACCUSE THAT PURPLE THING!
or the dough boy...
i dunno, god, just leave me alone!
newsman:and we're back!
on the commercial break, i...
PLAYED CHECKERS!
i DIDN'T puke...
*camera man signals to move on repeatietly*
Newsman:uh, well...i never ment that...and...
*throws a pair of pants at the camera while running away*
me:it would be inter...InTeR(having trouble talking)
...INTERESTING if he really puked...
wuz dat, tickle me Elmo? eh? aw, you SUCK!
don't be mad cuz you have gonnareah!