Ghandaiah Show.
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Thats right ladies and gentlemen... I'm stuck doing another one. Another Collum... ... Crap. They gondondatdangdamtingdatdaregan. ... What the hell is wrong with me. Well I'm being tought by Master DOS. He's not very nice. I think he hates me. Really, like wants to kill me hates me. *laughing* SHUT UP YOU DAMN NEWBIES!! Those damn newbies! Know what we should do with them? BAN THEM ALL! Honstly I wonder why they still come. I mean Joshy'll just eat them. Like...crackers...or... ... Feet. Right well, OWF ISN'T holding me here against my will. ... *gun clicks* ...nope...they arn't ... I'm not stuck in necrum... typing at some n00bs computer. ... Ooh! Look! A battle thread! *Ghand Lash's out and eats the thread* :Transmition End: Hey guys! Email me plans to escape from necrum mines, send them here |
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Heya folks! You hear the news? Ronalds Dead http://flash.funnyjunk.com/pictures/deaddonald.jpg Yep. Tragic Isn't it. So very tragic. I also noticed... There were no E-mails in my Inbox...How sad. *Tear rolls down cheak* |
*gets a call on the phone*
President: Nads, Ronald McDonald is dead. me: What happened?!? president: They hanged him. me: hung? president: hanged me: oh |
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Well that was... unsettling. :l
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newsman: ronald died at the age of...well,
he was old, take my word for it. cameraman:anddddddddd, we're OFF! newsman: god, i'm fat! *gags self and pukes in a bucket* me:I ACCUSE THAT PURPLE THING! or the dough boy...i dunno, god, just leave me alone! newsman:and we're back! on the commercial break, i... PLAYED CHECKERS! i DIDN'T puke... *camera man signals to move on repeatietly* Newsman:uh, well...i never ment that...and... *throws a pair of pants at the camera while running away* me:it would be inter...InTeR(having trouble talking) ...INTERESTING if he really puked... wuz dat, tickle me Elmo? eh? aw, you SUCK! don't be mad cuz you have gonnareah! :flames: |
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wicky wha? |
well, I...you see...
*jumps at nads yelling in gibberish* :flames: |