HE!HE!HE! :) :lol:

[Abeguy]

these are some poems that i both made up, and found in comics, and they're not just poems, they're other things too!

here's one


This is a poem,
please do what you're told.
this is a bucket of water,
Ice Cold!!!

Please take this water,and dump it on me
don't hesitate,
do it A.S.A.P.!!!

he he he! funny huh? that's not the last one ]



here is one more



Top ten reasons dogs are expelled from obedience school

10. drinking from the falculty toilet
9. never turning in homework ...always claiming their owners ate it.
8. carjacking
7. wearing "cats stink" t-shirts in direct violation of school dress code.
6. mooning passing cars
5. playing hooky when they should be playing dead
4. cutting in line at the hydrent
3. sticking their noses where they don't belong
2. hiding crib notes at the back of flea collars
3. drooling on the principles shoes


funny huh? you can put your funny poems and such here to!

[Abe's son]

no those suck and why the hell are you posting this...

[Fez]

c'mon AS! he has just come out of his mental asylum, you think you could be nice to him eh?

[Abeguy]

stop makng me feel bad

[Zach Roy Wilson]

U guys are flaming! Oh yeah, those are great Phillip!

[Abe's son]

So aren't you and so isn't this topic 100% pure certifty SPAM. I sugest the mods close it.

[Abeguy]

lalala! not listining lalala!


here we go

and also, i'm not vain! i'm just over self confident!

[Zach Roy Wilson]

Like u said we can post ours here too

CHILD-BIRTH
I watch my wife
As she twists and writhes
Giving birth is no easy stride
Her yells of pain fill the room
As the child struggles out of the woulm(sp)
This will be the creation of life
Giving birth is no easy stride
She squeezes really hard
The baby's head shows
And it looks like it's covered with lard
Giving birth is no easy stride...

[Abeguy]

HAHAHAHA!!!! good one zach man. Good come back.

[Adder]

Well... I didn't think it was a funny poem Zach, but I found it a perfectly normal, and slightly insightful, poem. Well done!