HE!HE!HE! :) :lol:
these are some poems that i both made up, and found in comics, and they're not just poems, they're other things too!
here's one This is a poem, please do what you're told. this is a bucket of water, Ice Cold!!! Please take this water,and dump it on me don't hesitate, do it A.S.A.P.!!! he he he!:D funny huh? that's not the last one ] here is one more Top ten reasons dogs are expelled from obedience school 10. drinking from the falculty toilet 9. never turning in homework ...always claiming their owners ate it. 8. carjacking 7. wearing "cats stink" t-shirts in direct violation of school dress code. 6. mooning passing cars 5. playing hooky when they should be playing dead 4. cutting in line at the hydrent 3. sticking their noses where they don't belong 2. hiding crib notes at the back of flea collars 3. drooling on the principles shoes :D :D funny huh? you can put your funny poems and such here to! |
no those suck and why the hell are you posting this...
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c'mon AS! he has just come out of his mental asylum, you think you could be nice to him eh?
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:( :crying: :( :crying: :( :crying: :( :crying: stop makng me feel bad :( :crying: :( :crying:
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U guys are flaming!:flames::mad: Oh yeah, those are great Phillip! :)
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So aren't you and so isn't this topic 100% pure certifty SPAM. I sugest the mods close it.
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lalala! not listining :rolleyes: lalala!
here we go and also, i'm not vain! i'm just over self confident! |
Like u said we can post ours here too
CHILD-BIRTH I watch my wife As she twists and writhes Giving birth is no easy stride Her yells of pain fill the room As the child struggles out of the woulm(sp) This will be the creation of life Giving birth is no easy stride She squeezes really hard The baby's head shows And it looks like it's covered with lard Giving birth is no easy stride... |
HAHAHAHA!!!!:lol: :fuzcool: good one zach man. Good come back.
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Well... I didn't think it was a funny poem Zach, but I found it a perfectly normal, and slightly insightful, poem. Well done!
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