Human Virus Scanner

Wolfpac · #1 03-06-2002, 06:54 AM

How infected are you?
http://totl.net/VirusScanner/?

Surfacing · #2 03-06-2002, 08:03 AM

Viruses you suffer from:
None!
Viruses you might suffer from:
None!

so i guess i'm normal.

mitsur · #3 03-06-2002, 12:29 PM

Ones you suffer from:
none!!!!!
one you might suffer from:
Pokemon

Whistling kettle · #4 03-06-2002, 12:41 PM

Both none.

Gluk Schmuck · #5 03-06-2002, 12:45 PM

I took that scan ages ago. I suffer from a lot, apparently. But I just recognise a lot of symbols.

One, Two, Middlesboogie · #6 03-06-2002, 01:40 PM

Viruses you suffer from:

Pokemon
Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!
[yes, I am unfortunately a Pokemon fan. You can make fun of me if you like.]

Junkfood
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.
[Nope; don't agree; I just recognised a lot of fast-food logos]

BBCB
CTRL-Break, and get a real computer. Repeat: "Mode 7 was not a good thing."
[what?]

Japan
Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth.
[Erm, no.]

Brand Names
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.
[Again; I just recognised a lot of logos; I don't usually go for brand names]

Environmentalism
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.
[I'm not particularly big on such a thing. I do recycle, but I'm not obsessed with it]

Viruses you might suffer from:

Religion (90%)
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)
[Nope; atheist. I just recognised lots of religious symbols]

British (60%)
No need for cure. Benign virus.
[Yes! I'm British to the core and bloody proud of it too]

Sci-fi (60%)
Stop wearing the stick-on ears.
[The only symbol I recognised as Sci-Fi was the Star Trek logo. I like watching ST when I'm bored, but not otherwise]

Politics (95%)
Stop caring!
[I don't]

Computer Games (90%)
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.
[No! No fresh air! Must...keep...playing...WipEout... nooooo! No sunlight! Mummeeee!]

Hippyism (65%)
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.
[Not a hippy]

Fazerina · #7 03-06-2002, 04:50 PM

This is what I got...

Human Virus Scanner
The virus that have infected you will be show here along with thier cures, if known.

Viruses you suffer from:

Pokemon
Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!

Politics
Stop caring!

Environmentalism
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.

Viruses you might suffer from:

Religion (90%)
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)

Japan (90%)
Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth.

Brand Names (70%)
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.

Computer Games (60%)
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.

Macintosh (60%)
Use a mouse with more than one button.

Southampton (69%)
Move to the Isle of Wight.

Roop · #8 03-06-2002, 07:36 PM

Human Virus Scanner
The virus that have infected you will be show here along with thier cures, if known.

Viruses you suffer from:

Pokemon
Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!

TotL
Go read Brunching

Linux
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.

USA
Rule, Britannia! Britannia rule the waves! [repeat]

Junkfood
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.

Sci-fi
Stop wearing the stick-on ears.

Free BSD
The GPL isn't that bad really. Adopt a penguin at the zoo.

Cthulhu
Read some Enid Blyton.

Goth
Grow up. Let your roots grow out. Listen to Britney.

Gaming
Life is not a game. Roll 3D6. On a 4 or more go out and do something with your life.

Industrial
Everyone likes folk. No, really. Maybe you should listen to the Incredible String Band.

Amiga
Gnome is better than workbench. BEOS is better than Amiga OS. The TV Modulator was a pain in the arse and an EXTERNAL power pack? I ask you. And it didn't have a built in MIDI port like some of its rivals.

BBCB
CTRL-Break, and get a real computer. Repeat: "Mode 7 was not a good thing."

Religion
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)

8-Bit
Polygons, all the polygons you can get are not enough.

British
No need for cure. Benign virus.

Japan
Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth.

UNIX
Anything this old must be obselete. Go and install a nice modern operating system. I hear MSDOS has come a long way lately.

Southampton
Move to the Isle of Wight.

Discordia
Buy a suit. Invest your money. Eat hotdog buns on a friday.

Windows
Try MacOS X. It's based on UNIX, it has a smoother UI than Windows and it doesn't suck.
As an extra feature the boxes look nice.

vi
Escape Meta Alt Control Shift.

Politics
Stop caring!

Brand Names
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.

Hippyism
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.

X11
I hear Mac OS 10 Aqua is nice at this time of year.

Computer Games
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.

Conspiracy Theory
Face it, the elected government is in control. Actually that's quite scary.

Ultima
If you find one tell us.

Environmentalism
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.

Macintosh
Use a mouse with more than one button.

Prog Rock
Long hair looks dumb with a bald spot. Listen to CD's they don't crackle.

Cars
There just hunks of metal which go real fast. Ride a bike through London at rush hour.

Football
Do something unhealthy and indoors, away from the Bears.

Viruses you might suffer from:
None!

DarkHoodness · #9 03-06-2002, 07:47 PM

This is what I got.

:

Viruses you suffer from:

Pokemon
Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!

Junkfood
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.

Sci-fi
Stop wearing the stick-on ears.

BBCB
CTRL-Break, and get a real computer. Repeat: "Mode 7 was not a good thing."

British
No need for cure. Benign virus.

Windows
Try MacOS X. It's based on UNIX, it has a smoother UI than Windows and it doesn't suck.
As an extra feature the boxes look nice.

Politics
Stop caring!

Brand Names
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.

Environmentalism
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.

Viruses you might suffer from:

Linux (80%)
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.

Japan (60%)
Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth.

Religion (60%)
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)

Computer Games (80%)
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.

Hippyism (68%)
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.

Macintosh (80%)
Use a mouse with more than one button.

Southampton (69%)
Move to the Isle of Wight.

Hey, I just recocnise a lot of logos!
- DH

Melvin:squeeking paramite · #10 03-06-2002, 08:04 PM

It seems like others recognised more than me..

Oh well...

Viruses you suffer from:

Junkfood
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.

Politics
Stop caring!

Brand Names
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.

Prog Rock
Long hair looks dumb with a bald spot. Listen to CD's they don't crackle.
(I wonder if this is because I knew all the Pink Floyd stuff...)

Viruses you might suffer from:

Free BSD (90%)
The GPL isn't that bad really. Adopt a penguin at the zoo.

Hippyism (90%)
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.

Environmentalism (63%)
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.

Macintosh (60%)
Use a mouse with more than one button.

sligface202 · #11 03-07-2002, 07:21 PM

My viruses are:
Viruses you suffer from:
NONE
Viruses you might suffer from:
Free BSD(90%)
The GPL isn't that bad really. Adopt a penguin at the zoo.
(Is it for free?)
Politics(80%)
Stop Caring!
(OK)

***Alcar*** · #12 03-08-2002, 08:42 AM

HOLY MOLY!!! I have heaps:

Viruses you suffer from:

Pokemon
Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!

Junkfood
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.

Japan
Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth.

Environmentalism
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.

Viruses you might suffer from:

Linux (95%)
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.

British (95%)
No need for cure. Benign virus.

Free BSD (95%)
The GPL isn't that bad really. Adopt a penguin at the zoo.

Politics (80%)
Stop caring!

Brand Names (90%)
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.

X11 (60%)
I hear Mac OS 10 Aqua is nice at this time of year.

Computer Games (90%)
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.

Hippyism (93%)
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.

Macintosh (60%)
Use a mouse with more than one button.

Cars (75%)
There just hunks of metal which go real fast. Ride a bike through London at rush hour.

Teal · #13 03-08-2002, 08:55 AM

Oh well, it crashed on the last page... *sulks* I recognised "Divison Bell" and "Dark side of the Moon", though...

(BTW, that's Ely Cathedral in the mouth of the two giant heads on Division Bell - we saw them when they were being set up to be photographed and wondered what they were. (For you non-British peoples, Ely is a British city, on "the fens" (a very flat area of land, used to flood quite a bit until they put drainage ditches in. It's on the top of that big bulge above London on the Eastern side of the country)

Statikk HDM · #14 03-09-2002, 12:43 AM

I don't suffer from religion, goth, industrial and prog, I love every minute of it! Oh, denial, the first stage.

Joe the Intern · #15 03-09-2002, 02:55 AM

Viruses you suffer from:

Pokemon
Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!

Junkfood
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.

Sci-fi
Stop wearing the stick-on ears.

Brand Names
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.

Viruses you might suffer from:

Religion (90%)
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)

Japan (85%)
Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth.

Politics (65%)
Stop caring!

Computer Games (90%)
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.

Conspiracy Theory (85%)
Face it, the elected government is in control. Actually that's quite scary.

Environmentalism (73%)
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.

Creepy, eh?

Silversnow · #16 03-09-2002, 12:33 PM

Human Virus Scanner
The virus that have infected you will be show here along with thier cures, if known.

Viruses you suffer from:

Pokemon
Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!

Politics
Stop caring!

Environmentalism
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.

Viruses you might suffer from:

Junkfood (60%)
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.

Religion (60%)
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)

Japan (90%)
Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth.

Brand Names (65%)
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.

Macintosh (60%)
Use a mouse with more than one button.

LOL!!!

MunchOnThis · #17 03-09-2002, 04:35 PM

Yay!!!

The virus that have infected you will be show here along with thier cures, if known.

Viruses you suffer from:
None!
Viruses you might suffer from:
None!

Well that turned out fine.....