Human Virus Scanner
How infected are you?
http://totl.net/VirusScanner/? |
Viruses you suffer from:
None! Viruses you might suffer from: None! so i guess i'm normal. |
Ones you suffer from:
none!!!!! one you might suffer from: Pokemon |
Both none.
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I took that scan ages ago. I suffer from a lot, apparently. But I just recognise a lot of symbols.
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Viruses you suffer from: Pokemon Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now! [yes, I am unfortunately a Pokemon fan. You can make fun of me if you like.] Junkfood Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture. [Nope; don't agree; I just recognised a lot of fast-food logos] BBCB CTRL-Break, and get a real computer. Repeat: "Mode 7 was not a good thing." [what?] Japan Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth. [Erm, no.] Brand Names Having a well-known name doesn't make it good. [Again; I just recognised a lot of logos; I don't usually go for brand names] Environmentalism Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle. [I'm not particularly big on such a thing. I do recycle, but I'm not obsessed with it] Viruses you might suffer from: Religion (90%) Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy) [Nope; atheist. I just recognised lots of religious symbols] British (60%) No need for cure. Benign virus. [Yes! I'm British to the core and bloody proud of it too] Sci-fi (60%) Stop wearing the stick-on ears. [The only symbol I recognised as Sci-Fi was the Star Trek logo. I like watching ST when I'm bored, but not otherwise] Politics (95%) Stop caring! [I don't] Computer Games (90%) Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs. [No! No fresh air! Must...keep...playing...WipEout... nooooo! No sunlight! Mummeeee!] Hippyism (65%) Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss. [Not a hippy] |
This is what I got...
Human Virus Scanner The virus that have infected you will be show here along with thier cures, if known. Viruses you suffer from: Pokemon Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now! Politics Stop caring! Environmentalism Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle. Viruses you might suffer from: Religion (90%) Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy) Japan (90%) Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth. Brand Names (70%) Having a well-known name doesn't make it good. Computer Games (60%) Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs. Macintosh (60%) Use a mouse with more than one button. Southampton (69%) Move to the Isle of Wight. |
What i got
Human Virus Scanner
The virus that have infected you will be show here along with thier cures, if known. Viruses you suffer from: Pokemon Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now! TotL Go read Brunching Linux Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it. USA Rule, Britannia! Britannia rule the waves! [repeat] Junkfood Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture. Sci-fi Stop wearing the stick-on ears. Free BSD The GPL isn't that bad really. Adopt a penguin at the zoo. Cthulhu Read some Enid Blyton. Goth Grow up. Let your roots grow out. Listen to Britney. Gaming Life is not a game. Roll 3D6. On a 4 or more go out and do something with your life. Industrial Everyone likes folk. No, really. Maybe you should listen to the Incredible String Band. Amiga Gnome is better than workbench. BEOS is better than Amiga OS. The TV Modulator was a pain in the arse and an EXTERNAL power pack? I ask you. And it didn't have a built in MIDI port like some of its rivals. BBCB CTRL-Break, and get a real computer. Repeat: "Mode 7 was not a good thing." Religion Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy) 8-Bit Polygons, all the polygons you can get are not enough. British No need for cure. Benign virus. Japan Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth. UNIX Anything this old must be obselete. Go and install a nice modern operating system. I hear MSDOS has come a long way lately. Southampton Move to the Isle of Wight. Discordia Buy a suit. Invest your money. Eat hotdog buns on a friday. Windows Try MacOS X. It's based on UNIX, it has a smoother UI than Windows and it doesn't suck. As an extra feature the boxes look nice. vi Escape Meta Alt Control Shift. Politics Stop caring! Brand Names Having a well-known name doesn't make it good. Hippyism Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss. X11 I hear Mac OS 10 Aqua is nice at this time of year. Computer Games Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs. Conspiracy Theory Face it, the elected government is in control. Actually that's quite scary. Ultima If you find one tell us. Environmentalism Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle. Macintosh Use a mouse with more than one button. Prog Rock Long hair looks dumb with a bald spot. Listen to CD's they don't crackle. Cars There just hunks of metal which go real fast. Ride a bike through London at rush hour. Football Do something unhealthy and indoors, away from the Bears. Viruses you might suffer from: None! |
This is what I got.
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It seems like others recognised more than me.. :| Oh well...
Viruses you suffer from: Junkfood Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture. Politics Stop caring! Brand Names Having a well-known name doesn't make it good. Prog Rock Long hair looks dumb with a bald spot. Listen to CD's they don't crackle. (I wonder if this is because I knew all the Pink Floyd stuff...) Viruses you might suffer from: Free BSD (90%) The GPL isn't that bad really. Adopt a penguin at the zoo. Hippyism (90%) Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss. Environmentalism (63%) Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle. Macintosh (60%) Use a mouse with more than one button. |
My viruses are:
Viruses you suffer from: NONE Viruses you might suffer from: Free BSD(90%) The GPL isn't that bad really. Adopt a penguin at the zoo. (Is it for free?) Politics(80%) Stop Caring! (OK) |
HOLY MOLY!!! I have heaps:
Viruses you suffer from: Pokemon Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now! Junkfood Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture. Japan Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth. Environmentalism Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle. Viruses you might suffer from: Linux (95%) Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it. British (95%) No need for cure. Benign virus. Free BSD (95%) The GPL isn't that bad really. Adopt a penguin at the zoo. Politics (80%) Stop caring! Brand Names (90%) Having a well-known name doesn't make it good. X11 (60%) I hear Mac OS 10 Aqua is nice at this time of year. Computer Games (90%) Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs. Hippyism (93%) Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss. Macintosh (60%) Use a mouse with more than one button. Cars (75%) There just hunks of metal which go real fast. Ride a bike through London at rush hour. |
Oh well, it crashed on the last page... *sulks* I recognised "Divison Bell" and "Dark side of the Moon", though...
(BTW, that's Ely Cathedral in the mouth of the two giant heads on Division Bell - we saw them when they were being set up to be photographed and wondered what they were. (For you non-British peoples, Ely is a British city, on "the fens" (a very flat area of land, used to flood quite a bit until they put drainage ditches in. It's on the top of that big bulge above London on the Eastern side of the country) |
I don't suffer from religion, goth, industrial and prog, I love every minute of it! Oh, denial, the first stage.
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The cheese of Brooklyn!
Viruses you suffer from:
Pokemon Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now! Junkfood Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture. Sci-fi Stop wearing the stick-on ears. Brand Names Having a well-known name doesn't make it good. Viruses you might suffer from: Religion (90%) Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy) Japan (85%) Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth. Politics (65%) Stop caring! Computer Games (90%) Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs. Conspiracy Theory (85%) Face it, the elected government is in control. Actually that's quite scary. Environmentalism (73%) Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle. Creepy, eh? |
Heheheheee....
Human Virus Scanner
The virus that have infected you will be show here along with thier cures, if known. Viruses you suffer from: Pokemon Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now! Politics Stop caring! Environmentalism Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle. Viruses you might suffer from: Junkfood (60%) Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture. Religion (60%) Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy) Japan (90%) Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth. Brand Names (65%) Having a well-known name doesn't make it good. Macintosh (60%) Use a mouse with more than one button. LOL!!! |
Yay!!!
The virus that have infected you will be show here along with thier cures, if known. Viruses you suffer from: None! Viruses you might suffer from: None! Well that turned out fine.....:lol: :lol: |