HAPPIEST OF BIRTHDAYS TO THE BULLETIEST OF MAGNETS!

***Nate*** · #1 06-25-2014, 06:11 AM

I DIDN'T REALLY WANT TO MAKE THE THREAD TITLE IN ALL-CAPS BUT I FELT IT WAS NECESSARY TO REMAIN CONSISTENT WITH THE OTHER VISIBLE THREADS IN W&B.

Phew... that's enough shouting for now.

OWF's resident expert is one day older than he was yesterday and one year older than he was this time last year. That's true of everyone, but today he's the one getting the cake.

***Xavier*** · #2 06-25-2014, 06:24 AM

Are you sure that's a cake?
That does not look like a cake to me.

Anyway I'm getting distracted by the "cake".

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BM! ENJOY SOME CAKE OR WATHEVER!

Vyrien · #3 06-25-2014, 07:02 AM

IN KEEPING WITH THE TITLE I AM WISHING YOU A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.

MeechMunchie · #4 06-25-2014, 07:04 AM

Happy Birthday.

Varrok · #5 06-25-2014, 07:07 AM

Merry Christmas, BM!

DarkHoodness · #6 06-25-2014, 07:10 AM

HAVE A GOOD ONE.

:P

STM · #7 06-25-2014, 07:11 AM

Happy birthday, Carson!

Crashpunk · #8 06-25-2014, 04:01 PM

Merry Birthmas Day BM!

V_O_T · #9 06-25-2014, 04:11 PM

Happy birthing day Bullet. May death come quickly to your enemies.

Job McYossie · #10 06-25-2014, 08:38 PM

Why does he get tentacles and I don't?!

Happy birthday though, seriously.

Phylum · #11 06-25-2014, 09:04 PM

Happy it's-only-been-your-birthday-for-6-hours!

Nate was pretty eager. He posted this 10 minutes into the 26th in his time.

***Nate*** · #12 06-25-2014, 09:34 PM

It was late and I was on Facebook and it told me what was up.

Bullet Magnet · #13 06-26-2014, 07:44 AM

Thanks guys. So far I have gotten a woolly hat that looks like Jake the Dog, the perfect addition to my summer ensemble. And that's all. I haven't gone downstairs yet.

OANST · #14 06-26-2014, 08:04 AM

Happy Biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrthdaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

to you.

Varrok · #15 06-26-2014, 08:10 AM

This seems way too sincere and joyful for OANST. Did somebody hack his account?

OANST · #16 06-26-2014, 08:11 AM

I'm full of joy! And semen. Speaking of which, that cake will be ready soon.

Varrok · #17 06-26-2014, 08:17 AM

That's more like it

Bullet Magnet · #18 06-26-2014, 10:54 AM

Charming. Dare I ask about the protein shake?

STM · #19 06-26-2014, 11:08 AM

Ah yes the birthday protein shake.

Bullet Magnet · #20 06-26-2014, 12:12 PM

All I asked for this year was a birthday cake depicting the disintegration of Comet ISON. My family thought I was joking. I never joke about the disintegration of Comet ISON.

Oh well. I tried to sleep all day, but the road works outside put a stop to that. Now I've got to work all night. Hooray!

I did, however, get a birthday e-mail from Alf. Or someone.

Varrok · #21 06-26-2014, 12:45 PM

I really hope I remembered your name right

this white icing was made by OANST

Bullet Magnet · #22 06-27-2014, 12:20 AM

It's spelled with a ς, genius.

Thank you.

MeechMunchie · #23 06-27-2014, 05:18 AM

Marquis

OANST · #24 06-27-2014, 06:09 AM

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Charming. Dare I ask about the protein shake?

Your head does all the shaking when preparing it.

STM · #25 06-27-2014, 06:13 AM

De Sade.

Christ sake OANST.

OANST · #26 06-27-2014, 06:28 AM

***Nate*** · #27 06-27-2014, 06:56 AM

:

Yes?

STW was trying to make an obvious joke in response to MM and you happened to post several minutes in advance of him. Which raises the question of how long it takes him to type eight characters.