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Nate 06-25-2014 06:11 AM

HAPPIEST OF BIRTHDAYS TO THE BULLETIEST OF MAGNETS!
 
I DIDN'T REALLY WANT TO MAKE THE THREAD TITLE IN ALL-CAPS BUT I FELT IT WAS NECESSARY TO REMAIN CONSISTENT WITH THE OTHER VISIBLE THREADS IN W&B.

Phew... that's enough shouting for now.

OWF's resident expert is one day older than he was yesterday and one year older than he was this time last year. That's true of everyone, but today he's the one getting the cake.

http://public.media.smithsonianmag.c.../braincake.jpg

Xavier 06-25-2014 06:24 AM

Are you sure that's a cake?
That does not look like a cake to me.

Anyway I'm getting distracted by the "cake".

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BM! ENJOY SOME CAKE OR WATHEVER!

Vyrien 06-25-2014 07:02 AM

IN KEEPING WITH THE TITLE I AM WISHING YOU A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.

MeechMunchie 06-25-2014 07:04 AM

http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lx...i049o1_500.jpg

Happy Birthday.

Varrok 06-25-2014 07:07 AM

Merry Christmas, BM!

DarkHoodness 06-25-2014 07:10 AM

HAVE A GOOD ONE.

:P

STM 06-25-2014 07:11 AM

http://cdn.cakecentral.com/e/e3/e336...45science.jpeg

Happy birthday, Carson! :D

Crashpunk 06-25-2014 04:01 PM

Merry Birthmas Day BM!

V_O_T 06-25-2014 04:11 PM

Happy birthing day Bullet. May death come quickly to your enemies.

Job McYossie 06-25-2014 08:38 PM

Why does he get tentacles and I don't?!

Happy birthday though, seriously.

Phylum 06-25-2014 09:04 PM

Happy it's-only-been-your-birthday-for-6-hours!

Nate was pretty eager. He posted this 10 minutes into the 26th in his time.

Nate 06-25-2014 09:34 PM

It was late and I was on Facebook and it told me what was up.

Bullet Magnet 06-26-2014 07:44 AM

Thanks guys. So far I have gotten a woolly hat that looks like Jake the Dog, the perfect addition to my summer ensemble. And that's all. I haven't gone downstairs yet.

OANST 06-26-2014 08:04 AM

Happy Biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrthdaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

to you.

Varrok 06-26-2014 08:10 AM

This seems way too sincere and joyful for OANST. Did somebody hack his account?

OANST 06-26-2014 08:11 AM

I'm full of joy! And semen. Speaking of which, that cake will be ready soon.

Varrok 06-26-2014 08:17 AM

That's more like it

Bullet Magnet 06-26-2014 10:54 AM

Charming. Dare I ask about the protein shake?

STM 06-26-2014 11:08 AM

Ah yes the birthday protein shake.

Bullet Magnet 06-26-2014 12:12 PM

All I asked for this year was a birthday cake depicting the disintegration of Comet ISON. My family thought I was joking. I never joke about the disintegration of Comet ISON.

Oh well. I tried to sleep all day, but the road works outside put a stop to that. Now I've got to work all night. Hooray!

I did, however, get a birthday e-mail from Alf. Or someone.

Varrok 06-26-2014 12:45 PM

http://i.imgur.com/YcZ0dQF.png
I really hope I remembered your name right

this white icing was made by OANST

Bullet Magnet 06-27-2014 12:20 AM

It's spelled with a ς, genius.

Thank you.

MeechMunchie 06-27-2014 05:18 AM

Marquis

OANST 06-27-2014 06:09 AM

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Charming. Dare I ask about the protein shake?

Your head does all the shaking when preparing it.

STM 06-27-2014 06:13 AM

De Sade.


Christ sake OANST.

OANST 06-27-2014 06:28 AM

Yes?

Nate 06-27-2014 06:56 AM

:

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Yes?

STW was trying to make an obvious joke in response to MM and you happened to post several minutes in advance of him. Which raises the question of how long it takes him to type eight characters.