The Results of the Annual Oddworld Forums Awards X
*Scrabtrapman walks on stage, surrounded by pretty ladies*
*music fades away*
Well, wasn’t that lovely? I think I’m getting better at all this black magic music embedding.
Hello once again, one and all, to the results evening of the Annual Oddworld Forums Poster Awards X! It’s been an interesting process, calculating up votes with my horde of unpaid, basement-dwelling Asian migrant workers just in the back room over there. Thank roo rery much to Sekto for lending me the manpower (children power?) to get this monolithic task done. I’ll reimburse you for the ones that didn’t make it after the show.
Well here we all are then, collected together in quiet envy and jealousy as we wait to see who our most prized members of the year are. Of course even if I don’t win any awards this year, I think we can all safely say that I am our most cherished fellow of all. Now then, as some of you may remember, last year the stage was falling to bits after years of neglect. Well not anymore! I can now reveal that the reason we haven’t had our Captcha defences upgraded is because Alcar used all the money to rebuild this fancy set up right here. Unfortunately it may be the case that since OANST lost all that weight over 2012; we may not have had to reinforce the stage after all.
Anyway, enough from me! Let’s get these results (sponsored by Taco Bell) under and away!
Well done to Nate and Meech Munchie, this is their first award of the evening!
Total votes:13
Previous Winners:
2003–6: Wolfpac
2007–9: Havoc
2010: used
2011: Xavier
Best Blogger
10 MacSirloin
5 OANST
2 MA
1 Bullet Magnet
1 Phylum
1 Strike Witch
1 Meech Munchie
1 Wings of Fire
1 Nepsotic
This is Mac Sirloin's first award of the night! (I must also apologise for conjugating your name the whole way through.)
Total votes: 23
Previous Winners:
2009: OANST
2010: Mac Sirloin
2011: OANST
Best Non-Oddworld Artist
6 MeechMunchie
2 Dripik
2 Enchilado
1 Sekto Springs
1 Scrabface
1 Varrok
Well done, Meech Munchie! MM was going to give a speech but unfortunately his sideburns got in the way. This is Meech Munchie's second award of the evening.
Well done, Nepsotic, for being funny by accident! This is Neppy's first award of the evening.
Total votes: 21
Previous Winners:
2009–10: abe is now!
2011: Scrabtrapman
Most Meaningful Poster
4 Phylum
4 Nate
3 Wings of Fire
2 Sekto Springs
2 Alexfili
2 Bullet Magnet
1 Wil
1 Johnny89k
1 Meech Munchie
Well done Phylum and Nate! Truly you guys are vital members of our clique. This is Phylum's first award of the evening and Nate's second. Go Nate!
Total votes: 20
Previous Winners:
2003–4: Al the Vykker
2004–6: Max the Mug
2007: Nate
2008–10: Bullet Magnet
2011: Xavier
Most Underrated Poster
5 Phylum
2 Scrabtrapman
2 Mr. Bungle
1 MeechMunchie
1 Nepsotic
1 Steamer_King
1 J_Dude320
1 Enchilado
1 Paul
1 Daxter King
1 Alexfili
1 Crashpunk
1 Josh
1 Slog Bait
1 Hazel-Rah
Congrats again, Phylum! This is your second award in rapid succession.
Total votes: 21
Previous Winners:
2003: Jacob & Oddsville
2004: Oddsville
2005: Rich
2006: Dark Elite_H2
2007: OANST
2008: Strike Witch
2009: mitsur
2010: enchilado & Molluck's Assistant
2011: Scrabtrapman
Best Advice Giver
5 OANST
4 Sekto Springs
3 Oddjobabe
3 Wings of Fire
1 Nate
1 Meech Munchie
1 Splat
1 Manco
1 MA
Well done OANST. How the hell you won this one I'll never know. This is OANST's second award of the evening.
Total votes: 20
Previous Winners:
2003: Xavier
2004: Max the Mug
2005: Alcar
2006: Max the Mug
2007: Nate
2008: Bullet Magnet
2009–10: Nate
2011: OANST (Christ you won it last year too.)
Member with the Greatest Oddworld Knowledge
18 Wil
3 Xavier
1 OANST
1 MS1029
1 Nate
Well done Wil-I-am. You truly are the God of Odd. This is also the first time Wil has won the award, knocking Max the Mug off his throne. Damn that guy liked Oddworld.
Total votes: 24
Previous Winners:
2003–11: Max the Mug
Best New Comer
7 Vyrien
4 Queen Skillya
1 Glitch
1 Jbot123
1 Lauric_GK
Well done to Vyrien! Her seamless amalgamation into the forum was obviously well received. This is Vyrien's first award of the evening.
Total votes: 14
Previous Winners:
2003: The Red Muse
2004: RavenMM & Death
2005: AquaticAmbi
2006: Cullen Heath
2007: OddjobAbe
2008: Wings of Fire
2009: Anonyman!
2010: Josh
2011: ODDWORLDisTHEbest!
Most Welcome Return
6 Disgruntled Intern
3 MS-1029
1 MA
1 Hobo
1 Zozo the Zrilufet
1 Pilot
1 Josh
Congrats to Zach Galifianakis! This is Zach's first award of the evening.
Total votes: 14
Previous Winners:
2010: Disgruntled Intern, Pilot & Rex Tirano
2011: Josh (I'm starting to think he just pops up for the award >_>)
Best Veteran
6 Wil
4 OANST
3 Disgruntled Intern
2 Nate
2 Wings of Fire
1 Dripik
1 Xavier
1 Sekto Springs
Well done once again to Wil! This is his second award of the evening.
Total votes: 20
Previous Winners:
2003: Xavier
2004: Max the Mug
2005: Alcar
2006: OANST
2007: Nate
2008–9: OANST
2010: Disgruntled Intern
2011: OANST
Dearly Missed Member
6 Pilot
4 Leto
2 Dixanadu
1 MS1029
1 Abe is Now!
1 Sekto Springs
1 Hobo
1 Mars_Mudoken
1 Hazel-Rah
Congratulations, Pilot! Unfortunately, Pilot could not be here this evening, he had other engagements at a gay bar across town. This is his first award of the evening.
Total votes: 18
Previous Winners:
2004: OANST, TheKhanzumer, & Sydney
2005: Ferril
2006: Kimon & Cloverfield
2007: AquaticAmbi
2008: Cloverfield
2009: Leto
2010: MeechShrykull1029
2011: DI
Most Liked
5 Wings of Fire
4 MeechMunchie
4 T-Nex
1 Crashpunk
1 Bullet Magnet
1 Wil
1 Alcar
1 MA
1 Scrabtrapman
1 OANST
1 Scrabface
1 Dripik
1 Varrok
1 Mr. Bungle
Congratulations to WoF, you cute little bollock plushie. This is WoF's first award of the evening.
Total votes: 24
Previous Winners:
2003: Xavier & atusiya@
2004: autisya@
2005: oddguy
2006: Rex Tirano
2007: Nate
2008: Alcar & Bullet Magnet
2009: Max the Mug, OANST & Rex Tirano
2010: Wings of Fire
2011: Alcar & Oddjobabe
Most Eccentric
4 Bullet Magnet
3 MacSirloin
3 Nepsotic
1 MeechMunchie
1 Crashpunk
1 Sekto Springs
1 Jenny Genesis
1 Varrok
1 T-Nex
1 Mr. Bungle
1 OANST
1 Queen Skillya
1 Abe is Now!
1 Disgruntled Intern
1 MA
Congratulations to our tamed genius, Bullet Magnet. This is BM's second award of the evening.
Total votes: 22
Previous Winners:
2003: Jacob (Most Eccentric & Most Insane)
2004: Jacob (Most Eccentric) & Joshy (Most Insane)
2005: Hobo (Most Eccentric) & Mawk (Most Insane)
2006: Havoc (Most Eccentric) & Cullen Heath (Most Insane)
2007: Hobo (Most Eccentric & Most Insane)
2008: Hobo (Most Eccentric) & Mac Sirloin(Most Insane)
2009: Pilot
2010: Mac Sirloin & Strike Witch
2011: Pilot
Most Dedicated Member
6 Wil
3 Nate
2 Crashpunk
2 Paul
2 Xavier
1 Darkhoodness
1 Wings of Fire
1 Meech Munchie
1 Scrabtrapman
1 OANST
1 T-Nex
1 Splat
1 Phylum
1 Dynamithix
Well done to Wil! He's really stealing the award tonight, this is Wil's fourth.
Total votes: 24
Previous Winners:
2003–4: Alcar
2005–6: Xavier
2007: Alcar & Max the Mug
2008: Xavier
2009: Nate & Xavier
2010: Nate
2011: Max the Mug
Member in Dire Need of a Life[
11 Nepsotic
2 Varrok
1 MS1029
1 Oddjobabe
1 Phylum
1 OANST
1 MA’s penis
1 Scrabtrapman
1 Steamer_King
1 Wil
Nesptacular wins again! This is Neponysotic's third award of the evening. Although MA's penis did not win this year, I suggest that it does also go out and get some sunshine.
Best Staff Member
18 Nate
5 Wil
2 T-Nex
1 Hobo
1 Alcar
Congratulations, Nate! Our steadfast Viceroy grabs his third award of the night.
Total votes: 27
Previous Winners:
2003: Alcar
2004: Cloverfield
2005: Alcar
2006: SeaRex
2007: Nate
2008: Hobo
2009–10: Nate
2011: Max the Mug
Member Who'd Make a Good Moderator
6 MeechMunchie
3 Phylum
3 Wings of Fire
1 Oddjobabe
1 Scrabtrapman
1 MacSirloin
1 Bullet Magnet
1 Manco
1 Mr. Bungle
1 Nepsotic
Well done Meech Munchie! Obviously you would be suited fantastically to ruling OWF with an iron fist. This is your fourth award of the night!
Total votes: 19
Previous Winners:
2003: Jacob, paramiteabe, & SeaRex
2004: oddguy
2005: Nate, T-nex, Oddude, AquaticAmbi, & Oddish
2006: AquaticAmbi
2007: Matriar & snuzi
2008: Bullet Magnet
2009: Wings of Fire
2010: Disgruntled Intern
2011: MA, Manco, Paul and WoF
Well done to Abbey and Bill Murray! You two are our most cherished external members. I wonder if Abbey actually knows?
Total votes: 22
Previous Winners:
2003: atusiya@
2004–7: Alcar
2008: Hobo
2009: Max the Mug
2010-1: Abbey
Most Changed Member.
4 Nepsotic
1 Scrabtrapman
1 Sekto
Well done to Nepsotic, you are our most changed member, let's hope for the better!
Total Votes: 6
Previous Winners:
NA
Most Valuable Poster (MVP)
3 Wil
3 MacSirloin
2 Oddjobabe
1 Bullet Magnet
1 Alexfili
1 Wings of Fire
1 OANST
1 Crashpunk
1 Xavier
1 MS1029
1 Meech Munchie
1 Jordan
1 Scrabtrapman
1 Hazel Rah
Congratulations to Wil and Mac Sirloin, you are our ultimate members this year. This is Wil's fifth of the evening, good lord!
Total votes: 19
Previous Winners:
2003: Alf
2004: oddguy
2005–6: Xavier
2007: Nate, Max the Mug, & Havoc
2008–9: Bullet Magnet
2010: Max the Mug & Nate
2011: Nate
And that concludes the awards! A special thanks to all who voted: Jordan, Phylum, Meech Munchie, Oddjobabe, Varrok, Oddey, Myself, OANST, Queen Skillya, Crashpunk, DarkHoodness, Nepsotic, Oddman360, MA, Mr. Bungle, Abe is Now!, Dynamithix, Manco, Wings of Fire, Alexfili, T-Nex, Steamer_King, Mr.Odd, J_Dude320, Josh Jr. and Daxter King. What a turn out! That’s a whopping 26 participants, toppling last year’s 19 by a long shot.
What perhaps marks this occasion as special is that it is of course, our 10th awards; a somewhat hastily conducted affair, haphazardly thrown together in the twilight hours of 2012. Perhaps we should look to OANST with smiling face for inspiring someone to get off their arse and conduct this. Or we could just continue our mutual-disdain of the old codger. Whichever you prefer. I really must say, it’s an honour to be a part of this community and to have even met some of you in person. Whether it’s OANST’s unique brand of trolling, T-Nex’s gentle moderating, Strike Witch’s obscure anime references, Phylum’s skills as a flautist or Oddjobabe’s laxatives, there’s always something to have a look at. I think I can safely say that one of the internet’s oldest communities is also one of the most closely knit.
Oh look I’ve gone and smeared the ink on the award cards with my manly tears.
This marks the ends of the vigilante edition of the Annual Oddworld Forums Poster Awards. Here’s to another ten years. Stay beautiful, OWF.
*Gol leaves to nurse his recently acquired RSI*
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Oh yeah, fair point. Maybe he was just tortured until he lost consciousness.
I think I got one more vote for Funniest Poster category. And in The Most Underrated Poster. Therefore, these results are fake, and STM has been paid to alter them. You've ruined it for everyone. Hope you'll enjoy your dirty money, scumbag :P
I made a resolution to be funnier than MM (who's still funny) that year You broke my whole year by not counting this one vote not really. but please count all votes next time D:
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Gee, thanks, everyone. I know I'm not as incisive as I used to be, but I try not to be too boring.
We need a Jack-of-All-Trades award for being nominated for the most different catergories. Possibly the only award I'd actually deserve. Seriously, when the hell have I made a good thread?
“I always believe the movies I've made are smarter than the way they are perceived by sort of mass culture and by the critics,” Snyder said, a statement he immediately followed by saying, “Also, ‘It looks like a video game.’
Big round of applause to STM for stalling his forum theme providing an entertaining diversion from our pathetic lives while carrying on a noble forum tradition.
We should all try to remind one another of his dedication for said category in the next forum awards. Unfortunately, due to short term memory loss, that's highly unlikely.
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“I always believe the movies I've made are smarter than the way they are perceived by sort of mass culture and by the critics,” Snyder said, a statement he immediately followed by saying, “Also, ‘It looks like a video game.’
The Results of the Annual Oddworld Forums Awards X
You broke my whole year by not counting this one vote
