Scariest Halloween monster?

[AlexFili]

Well, it's Halloween and my question is this, what monster do you find scariest of them all and why?

[OddjobAbe]

Children. They dribble snot on my doorstep.

[STM]

None of the above.

Flying cock goblins. *shivers*

[Mr. Bungle]

None of those.

The Thing. The concept alone is terrifying.

[Jordan]

Slenderman!

[AlexFili]

I probably should have added "Creeper" and "Other". If it's not on the list, just add comment. The only thing that's scarier that children are the little children.

[OANST]

None of those. My genitals.

[Mr. Bungle]

I guess out of all of those, I'd say giant insect. All I can think of is a fifty foot mantis. Eugh.

[OANST]

All I can think of is my genitals.


Edit: And all of the wonderful attention they are currently receiving.

[Steamer_KING]

The Mutant is more like a category, so it can be pretty much anything.

[Mr. Bungle]

Your genitals are not on the list, OANST. Though they probably should be. I bet they're terrifying.

[OANST]

Oh, they are. They are.

[Ridg3]

Add OANST's bollocks to the list then I'll be more inclined to vote.

[Varrok]

But... but it says I'd have to pick two to vote :C EWWWWWW

...or three... OANST, do you........?

[Mr. Bungle]

I believe that would fall under "mutant".

[Steamer_KING]

I believe that would fall under "mutant".

Yeah...

[Bullet Magnet]

Zombie O'Donnel.

[Hulaabeo]

None of those.

The Thing. The concept alone is terrifying.

I fucking loved that Movie.

The Fly was pretty cool too.

Not too many halloween monsters scare me, to be honest.

[Mac Sirloin]

Skeleton. You can't burn him, drown him, shoot him or stab him, and most skeletons seem to be smart enough to avoid a good crushing.

[Varrok]

Why, I can shoot a skeleton

[Nepsotic]

None of those, you know what I find creepy?


And OANST's genitals.

Edit: I had a feeling somebody would neg me for making that post, xD. Fuck it, it's halloween!

[Manco]

Dear Nepsotic:

Fuck you for posting that.

[MeechMunchie]

What about this?




Better, or worse?

[Manco]

God dammit.

[Nepsotic]

Come on Manco, it's halloween, don't get so angry! Don't spread hate, spread love, and kindness, and smiling dogs!

[Jordan]

I absolutely despise that photo.

[Sekto Springs]

That smiling dog picture (the creepy one) is older than the internet. Anyone still frightened by it is a wiener.

What am I scared of? I guess practical things. Like murderers, or wild animals.
One halloween not so many years ago, I was packing up some leftover equipment from a film shoot alone at night in some woods behind my house. I heard some twigs snap underfoot and knew I wasn't alone. In that moment a thousand different possibilities freighted through my brain, and despite all the vast and imaginative otherworldly horrors I thought of, none of them scared me. The idea that I was being stalked by a psycho, or a bobcat, or a rabid dog was far more terrifying.

The story ended with it being one of those three. I'll let you guys guess which. Kind of like a "choose your own adventure" deal.

[Mac Sirloin]

Why, I can shoot a skeleton

DON'T LIE SKELETONS CAN SMELL DISHONESTY

Wait...or can they? Damn.

[Slog Bait]

Spooky scary skeletons

[Varrok]

DON'T LIE SKELETONS CAN SMELL DISHONESTY

With what?