Scariest Halloween monster?
Well, it's Halloween and my question is this, what monster do you find scariest of them all and why?
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Children. They dribble snot on my doorstep.
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None of the above.
Flying cock goblins. *shivers* |
None of those.
The Thing. The concept alone is terrifying. |
Slenderman!
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I probably should have added "Creeper" and "Other". If it's not on the list, just add comment. The only thing that's scarier that children are the little children.
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None of those. My genitals.
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I guess out of all of those, I'd say giant insect. All I can think of is a fifty foot mantis. Eugh.
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All I can think of is my genitals.
Edit: And all of the wonderful attention they are currently receiving. |
The Mutant is more like a category, so it can be pretty much anything.
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Your genitals are not on the list, OANST. Though they probably should be. I bet they're terrifying.
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Oh, they are. They are.
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Add OANST's bollocks to the list then I'll be more inclined to vote.
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But... but it says I'd have to pick two to vote :C EWWWWWW
...or three... OANST, do you........? |
I believe that would fall under "mutant".
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Zombie O'Donnel.
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The Fly was pretty cool too. Not too many halloween monsters scare me, to be honest. |
Skeleton. You can't burn him, drown him, shoot him or stab him, and most skeletons seem to be smart enough to avoid a good crushing.
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Why, I can shoot a skeleton
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None of those, you know what I find creepy?
http://aracdboy.webs.com/photos/-aracdboy/fr.jpg And OANST's genitals. Edit: I had a feeling somebody would neg me for making that post, xD. Fuck it, it's halloween! |
Dear Nepsotic:
Fuck you for posting that. |
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God dammit.
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Come on Manco, it's halloween, don't get so angry! Don't spread hate, spread love, and kindness, and smiling dogs!
http://i306.photobucket.com/albums/n...x/smiledog.jpg |
I absolutely despise that photo.
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That smiling dog picture (the creepy one) is older than the internet. Anyone still frightened by it is a wiener.
What am I scared of? I guess practical things. Like murderers, or wild animals. One halloween not so many years ago, I was packing up some leftover equipment from a film shoot alone at night in some woods behind my house. I heard some twigs snap underfoot and knew I wasn't alone. In that moment a thousand different possibilities freighted through my brain, and despite all the vast and imaginative otherworldly horrors I thought of, none of them scared me. The idea that I was being stalked by a psycho, or a bobcat, or a rabid dog was far more terrifying. The story ended with it being one of those three. I'll let you guys guess which. Kind of like a "choose your own adventure" deal. |
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Wait...or can they? Damn. |
Spooky scary skeletons
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