How Oddworld Effects Me IRL (True Addiction Stories)

[Chip The 3rd]

Okay, here's how it went down.

JACKASS: *Cuts in line*
ME: *Slig "BS" Sound*
JACKASS: What?
ME: *Slig "S'Mo BS" Sound*
JACKASS: O...Kay... *Backs off*
ME: *Smugly gets back into rightful place in queue*

And another...

ME: *Walking along minding my own business when some guys shove past me* Hey!
BASTARDS: *Continue walking*
ME: Hey, are you deaf or what!?
BASTARDS: *Continue walking*
ME: *Raised voice* COMMERE, ALL A YA!!!
BASTARDS: *Run for their freaking lives*

Funny old thing, addiction, isn't it?

[STM]

I love this guy, let's keep him.

[Phylum]

I can't tell if he's serious or not.

[STM]

I think he is, which is why it's soooo cute.

[Jordan]

I don't get it.

[Nate]

He's saying that in real world situations he reacted as if he was an Oddworld character.

I suspect he is serious, and that's why I'm worried.

[Jordan]

Oh, I see. I often pretended I was an Oddworld character when I was young, but I didn't tend to bring it into situations like that... I think I should be worried too.

[STM]

I never pretended I was an Oddworld character, lol, weirdos.

[Havoc]

Seek help. Seriously.

BTW if anyone ever runs into this guy, see if chanting helps.

[Nate]

Seek help. Seriously.

BTW if anyone ever runs into this guy, see if chanting helps.

Saying "I'm sorry" would probably work better. But given his wackiness, a slap would probably be best of all.

[Havoc]

Yeah but since he's only doing sligs and glukkons so far, I think chanting has the better effect.

[JennyGenesis]

I only pretended to be Oddworld characters when playing games with friends (back when we were really young) but I find it weird that he does it when on his own...

[Bullet Magnet]

I must admit, if normal conversation happen to naturally include those lines I sometimes slip into their voices.

[erwinraaben55]

ME: *Raised voice* COMMERE, ALL A YA!!!
BASTARDS: *Run for their freaking lives*

Wouldn't try that where I live,

I bet it would be more like:
COMMERE, ALL A AY!!!!
BASTERDS: Turn around, walk towards me, show some knives from under their coats.......

[Mac Sirloin]

Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow.

Just wow.

[Havoc]

Wouldn't try that where I live,

I bet it would be more like:
COMMERE, ALL A AY!!!!
BASTERDS: Turn around, walk towards me, show some knives from under their coats.......

Where do you live exactly? If you're talking about the average kut Marokkaan then all you have to worry about is their bark. Not their bite.

[STM]

Wow, you have an actual term for 'cunt Moroccan' I love that.

[Havoc]

They're the Dutch chavs and probably about 10 times worse. So yeah, they get their own title.

[IThoughtIHadAGoodJob]

This is genious...
The only time I don this is whenever I say "I dunno!"

[Crashpunk]

The only thing that come close to this in my life is doing a Abe voice and saying Follow me to all of my mates who didn't know they're way round Nottingham Shopping centre.

I also walked like him was well

[jumper]

OK, I'm gonna have to look for you doing that now :/

[Crashpunk]

Oh snap, you live in Nottingham to! 8D

Let's get together and act like Mudokons.

[STM]

Naww, I wish I lived in Nottingham to join in in your crazy shenanigans.

[JennyGenesis]

OK, I'm gonna have to look for you doing that now :/

Oh snap, you live in Nottingham to! 8D

Let's get together and act like Mudokons.

Lets all paint ourselves green and wear loin clothes and get drunk!

[Crashpunk]

Lets all paint ourselves green and wear loin clothes and get drunk!

...

[STM]

Then you have to get a yellow ring and rescue us from a spiralling depression. Chris' Oddysee. I'd buy it.

[jumper]

At first I thought you were making some Robin Hood and his "Merry" Men type reference, Jenny.

[StrangerEastwood]

Huh...I do that already.*gets on my loincloth and green bodypaint and walks out the door whistling*