How Oddworld Effects Me IRL (True Addiction Stories)
Okay, here's how it went down.
JACKASS: *Cuts in line* ME: *Slig "BS" Sound* JACKASS: What? ME: *Slig "S'Mo BS" Sound* JACKASS: O...Kay... *Backs off* ME: *Smugly gets back into rightful place in queue* And another... ME: *Walking along minding my own business when some guys shove past me* Hey! BASTARDS: *Continue walking* ME: Hey, are you deaf or what!? BASTARDS: *Continue walking* ME: *Raised voice* COMMERE, ALL A YA!!! BASTARDS: *Run for their freaking lives* Funny old thing, addiction, isn't it? |
I love this guy, let's keep him.
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I can't tell if he's serious or not.
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I think he is, which is why it's soooo cute.
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I don't get it.
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He's saying that in real world situations he reacted as if he was an Oddworld character.
I suspect he is serious, and that's why I'm worried. |
Oh, I see. I often pretended I was an Oddworld character when I was young, but I didn't tend to bring it into situations like that... I think I should be worried too.
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I never pretended I was an Oddworld character, lol, weirdos.
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Seek help. Seriously.
BTW if anyone ever runs into this guy, see if chanting helps. |
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Yeah but since he's only doing sligs and glukkons so far, I think chanting has the better effect.
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I only pretended to be Oddworld characters when playing games with friends (back when we were really young) but I find it weird that he does it when on his own...
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I must admit, if normal conversation happen to naturally include those lines I sometimes slip into their voices.
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I bet it would be more like: COMMERE, ALL A AY!!!! BASTERDS: Turn around, walk towards me, show some knives from under their coats.......:fuzmad::fuzmad::fuzmad: |
Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow.
Just wow. |
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Wow, you have an actual term for 'cunt Moroccan' I love that.
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They're the Dutch chavs and probably about 10 times worse. So yeah, they get their own title.
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This is genious...
The only time I don this is whenever I say "I dunno!" |
The only thing that come close to this in my life is doing a Abe voice and saying Follow me to all of my mates who didn't know they're way round Nottingham Shopping centre.
I also walked like him was well |
OK, I'm gonna have to look for you doing that now :/
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Oh snap, you live in Nottingham to! 8D
Let's get together and act like Mudokons. |
Naww, I wish I lived in Nottingham to join in in your crazy shenanigans.
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Then you have to get a yellow ring and rescue us from a spiralling depression. Chris' Oddysee. I'd buy it.
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At first I thought you were making some Robin Hood and his "Merry" Men type reference, Jenny.
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Huh...I do that already.*gets on my loincloth and green bodypaint and walks out the door whistling*
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