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Chip The 3rd 08-25-2011 06:07 PM

How Oddworld Effects Me IRL (True Addiction Stories)
 
Okay, here's how it went down.

JACKASS: *Cuts in line*
ME: *Slig "BS" Sound*
JACKASS: What?
ME: *Slig "S'Mo BS" Sound*
JACKASS: O...Kay... *Backs off*
ME: *Smugly gets back into rightful place in queue*

And another...

ME: *Walking along minding my own business when some guys shove past me* Hey!
BASTARDS: *Continue walking*
ME: Hey, are you deaf or what!?
BASTARDS: *Continue walking*
ME: *Raised voice* COMMERE, ALL A YA!!!
BASTARDS: *Run for their freaking lives*

Funny old thing, addiction, isn't it?

STM 08-26-2011 04:39 AM

I love this guy, let's keep him.

Phylum 08-26-2011 04:53 AM

I can't tell if he's serious or not.

STM 08-26-2011 04:56 AM

I think he is, which is why it's soooo cute.

Jordan 08-26-2011 05:08 AM

I don't get it.

Nate 08-26-2011 05:11 AM

He's saying that in real world situations he reacted as if he was an Oddworld character.

I suspect he is serious, and that's why I'm worried.

Jordan 08-26-2011 05:14 AM

Oh, I see. I often pretended I was an Oddworld character when I was young, but I didn't tend to bring it into situations like that... I think I should be worried too.

STM 08-26-2011 05:15 AM

I never pretended I was an Oddworld character, lol, weirdos.

Havoc 08-26-2011 05:25 AM

Seek help. Seriously.

BTW if anyone ever runs into this guy, see if chanting helps.

Nate 08-26-2011 05:29 AM

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Seek help. Seriously.

BTW if anyone ever runs into this guy, see if chanting helps.

Saying "I'm sorry" would probably work better. But given his wackiness, a slap would probably be best of all.

Havoc 08-26-2011 05:36 AM

Yeah but since he's only doing sligs and glukkons so far, I think chanting has the better effect.

JennyGenesis 08-26-2011 11:46 AM

I only pretended to be Oddworld characters when playing games with friends (back when we were really young) but I find it weird that he does it when on his own...

Bullet Magnet 08-26-2011 12:55 PM

I must admit, if normal conversation happen to naturally include those lines I sometimes slip into their voices.

erwinraaben55 08-26-2011 02:13 PM

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ME: *Raised voice* COMMERE, ALL A YA!!!
BASTARDS: *Run for their freaking lives*

Wouldn't try that where I live,

I bet it would be more like:
COMMERE, ALL A AY!!!!
BASTERDS: Turn around, walk towards me, show some knives from under their coats.......:fuzmad::fuzmad::fuzmad:

Mac Sirloin 08-26-2011 02:44 PM

Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow.

Just wow.

Havoc 08-26-2011 03:09 PM

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Wouldn't try that where I live,

I bet it would be more like:
COMMERE, ALL A AY!!!!
BASTERDS: Turn around, walk towards me, show some knives from under their coats.......:fuzmad::fuzmad::fuzmad:

Where do you live exactly? If you're talking about the average kut Marokkaan then all you have to worry about is their bark. Not their bite. :p

STM 08-26-2011 03:12 PM

Wow, you have an actual term for 'cunt Moroccan' I love that.

Havoc 08-26-2011 03:36 PM

They're the Dutch chavs and probably about 10 times worse. So yeah, they get their own title.

IThoughtIHadAGoodJob 08-28-2011 10:56 AM

This is genious...
The only time I don this is whenever I say "I dunno!"

Crashpunk 09-06-2011 09:57 AM

The only thing that come close to this in my life is doing a Abe voice and saying Follow me to all of my mates who didn't know they're way round Nottingham Shopping centre.

I also walked like him was well

jumper 09-06-2011 01:23 PM

OK, I'm gonna have to look for you doing that now :/

Crashpunk 09-06-2011 11:27 PM

Oh snap, you live in Nottingham to! 8D

Let's get together and act like Mudokons.

STM 09-07-2011 11:08 AM

Naww, I wish I lived in Nottingham to join in in your crazy shenanigans.

JennyGenesis 09-07-2011 12:09 PM

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OK, I'm gonna have to look for you doing that now :/

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Oh snap, you live in Nottingham to! 8D

Let's get together and act like Mudokons.

Lets all paint ourselves green and wear loin clothes and get drunk!

Crashpunk 09-07-2011 12:50 PM

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Lets all paint ourselves green and wear loin clothes and get drunk!

:eek: ...

STM 09-07-2011 01:05 PM

Then you have to get a yellow ring and rescue us from a spiralling depression. Chris' Oddysee. I'd buy it.

jumper 09-07-2011 10:47 PM

At first I thought you were making some Robin Hood and his "Merry" Men type reference, Jenny.

StrangerEastwood 10-18-2011 08:10 PM

Huh...I do that already.*gets on my loincloth and green bodypaint and walks out the door whistling*