Texas...

Sekto Springs · #1 07-11-2010, 06:09 PM

Texas bans oral/anal and makes gay marriage a felony ftw

I wonder what Hank Hill has to say about all of this.

Daxter King · #2 07-11-2010, 06:11 PM

I tell you what.

***Alcar*** · #3 07-11-2010, 06:12 PM

*hugs NSW*

Alcar...

Sekto Springs · #4 07-11-2010, 06:17 PM

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*hugs NSW*

Alcar...

Got a room to let?
I'm feeling a bit crowded living the US right now.

moxco · #5 07-11-2010, 07:48 PM

Did Texas even allow gay marriage in the first place?

Mac Sirloin · #6 07-11-2010, 07:53 PM

It begins.

Sekto Springs · #7 07-11-2010, 08:04 PM

That sounds like an awesome book.

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Did Texas even allow gay marriage in the first place?

I think before it was simply a legal matter. You couldn't get married in Texas if you were both dudes. Now you get arrested for even trying.

Pilot · #8 07-11-2010, 09:23 PM

I almost posted this two weeks ago but thought it wasn't important. I read that it was simply 'legislation' to ban homosexuality and oral sex completely. This means blow jobs.

The religious right are a bunch of joyless and depraved creatures.

Dipstikk · #9 07-11-2010, 09:50 PM

Fucking redneck scum. Why don't we count confederate flag waving as an act of treason?

Oh yeah... majority privilege. And the majority gets what the majority wants. Don't that twist your balls just right?

Sekto Springs · #10 07-11-2010, 09:54 PM

I hope this never passes legislation.
It really does upset me that Texas, along with a select few other southern states, are still actively taking steps backwards like this. You don't have to like homosexuality, you don't even have to like oral sex (which everyone does, BUT YA KNOW...), but to actually push for making the two illegal. Come on.

Church ≠ State

***Nate*** · #11 07-12-2010, 12:02 AM

I find it amusing when political parties make moves that seem precisely calculated to alienate the undecided/centre-leaning voters. Next thing you know they'll nominate Sarah Palin for Presidential candidate.

Sekto Springs · #12 07-12-2010, 12:17 AM

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Next thing you know they'll nominate Sarah Palin for Presidential candidate

Haven't you heard? She's already president!

Havoc · #13 07-12-2010, 03:18 AM

I think this will work miracles in Texas.

OANST · #14 07-12-2010, 06:54 AM

I think that we are missing a few things here. This is not a law that has been passed. This is not even a bill that's being voted on. This is the GOP agenda. There would have to be a separate bill for every law proposed therein. The odds of them passing are slim.

Havoc · #15 07-12-2010, 08:07 AM

Oh so it's just a bunch of christians telling us how their perfect world looks like?

Move along people, nothing to see here.

OANST · #16 07-12-2010, 08:55 AM

Pretty much, yeah.

Josh · #17 07-12-2010, 08:59 AM

I hope they make this a law. That way I can feel dirty when I do it.

Sekto Springs · #18 07-12-2010, 11:05 AM

If you don't already feel dirty doing it, then you're doing it wrong.

Dipstikk · #19 07-12-2010, 04:20 PM

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If you don't already feel dirty doing it, then you're doing it wrong.

Feeling dirty? You mean I SHOULDN'T clean it out beforehand?

Sekto Springs · #20 07-12-2010, 04:41 PM

It's called lubricant.

Havoc · #21 07-12-2010, 05:40 PM

You don't have to use the entire bottle at once you know...

Dipstikk · #22 07-12-2010, 05:47 PM

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It's called lubricant.

THE FINEST LUBRICANTS

Disgruntled Intern · #23 07-12-2010, 08:01 PM

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You don't have to use the entire bottle at once you know...

Maybe you don't.

***Alcar*** · #24 07-12-2010, 08:28 PM

Always apply lube. Then apply copious amounts on top of that. Especially if it's going in the pooper.

And especially if you're larger than most >.<

Alcar...

Strike Witch · #25 07-12-2010, 10:29 PM

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Maybe you don't.

Havoc's naturally slimy.

Sekto Springs · #26 07-12-2010, 11:44 PM

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Havoc's naturally slimy.

Pilot · #27 07-13-2010, 09:02 AM

I was just thinking that.