Well....after all...we're men!

[The Crappin' Elum]

Hey guys! I need you're help cuz I know that u all are much older than me and might know a lot more things than I do,after all I need to listen to my elders,right?
Ok So I'm gonna soon go out with a a girl I kinda love at a movie!(Jesus Christ she wants me to watch Twilight Eclipse *disgusted face*)
She's just gonna bring 1-2 friends and I told her that I wanna talk to her alone after the movies....and she was all like "yeah,sure!" .
Can u give me like tips on what should I do,what should I say,what should I wear?I watched a lot of guides on women and how to flirt and all that stuff,and it sounds good but I wanna hear some tips from you guys!I know I sound geeky but could you please just like help me a bit?
She's natural blonde,green eyes,just a bit shorter than me,she's younger with 1 month than me,and she seems nice,she likes teasing guys but in a fun way!
I like everything about her,I asked her a few times if she feels anything about me or if she wants to be my gf but she said that she doesen't have feelings for me ,u know she only wants to be friends!SO I'M CURRENTLY IN THE FRIEND ZONE!I need to do something that will make her get me ou of the friend zone and put me in the sexual mate zone if u wanan call it like that!
I'm sorry I don't have a pic with her...But I assure u that she's worth it!
So I would appreciate a lot if you would help me just a bit,tell me what u know and what u think it's best!thanks

[Josh]

Wear a shirt that says 'Suck it or Get Back In the Kitchen'. Bitches dig that.

[OANST]

Popcorn. Bucket. Hole. Penis.

[Pilot]

Don't try to be perfect or else you'll end up being a Dongus with a foot in his mouth who seems nervous and preoccupied. First times always make you nervous, but the finest advice ever given was 'be yourself.' (Assuming at your age you know who you really are)

She already knows you're interested in her because you're going out, right? Hopefully you asked her out and not the other way around.

[Wil]

Invite her to the Sexual Mate Zone of your nearest zoo. If she's looking for the same thing from you that you want from her (penis), she'll understand and accept.

[The Crappin' Elum]

You're forgeting that I'm 13 years old....:[
EDIT*
It's true...I might get horny sometimes...and I might get a bon3r sometimes...but that's all natural stuff It's natural for everyone especially at my age the hormones are beginning to make their job...

[OANST]

Shit. Sorry.

Popcorn. Bucket. Hole. Little Penis.

[Josh]

No sex zone for you then.

It's true...I might get horny sometimes...and I might get a bon3r sometimes...but that's all natural stuff It's natural for everyone especially at my age the hormones are beginning to make their job...

No it's not. It's dirty, wrong and God can see you. You're going to hell.

[Pilot]

bon3r

A 3" Rager?

[abe is now!]

Just put your legs in her thing, then you have won!

[Josh]

Yeah, kick her in the vagina!

[abe is now!]

After all... we're men!

[OANST]

Abe is Now gave the best advice. Do that.

[MeechMunchie]

Turn up with roses. Grow a fine moustache. Learn to fence and buy a horse. Go for something ridiculous and fantasy-fufilling. It may not work but it'll be pretty damn interesting.

[OANST]

Stick your pinky in her butt.

[Wings of Fire]

Put it in.

[T-nex]

Show up with a club?

[Mac Sirloin]

Wear splash pants and a shirt that's too tight. Try to exhale as much as possible to extend your stomach outwards; while she may not comment on it, it's a subtle bit of machismo that will make her look at you and not at the screen. Buy her a very, very large drink, don't bother with what the drink itself is, that isn't the point. When she's about halfway done (check this by picking it up once in awhile and gauging the weight), leave the seats and go get another straw.
Now, this part is extremely important: Put the straw in her drink and only drink when she is is drinking too . Before the drink is done, spill it all over yourself when she's picking it up, tell her it's okay but you'd like her to go and get some napkins to clean it off, as you don't want to track the drink all over the theatre. While she's gone, either bring out your cellphone (if you have one) or put a bluetooth headset in your ear and turn it on. These things are both critical and I suggest you buy them right now, before you finish reading this sentence.
When she comes back, assuming you have the cellphone, gesture at the area of your splash pants that has liquid on it and give her a humble, pleading look. Lead with your eyebrows.

At this point, she will touch you. Don't be alarmed, and keep your cool. After she's done cleaning your pants, (and this is extremely important): DO NOT MAKE ANY EFFORT TO SPEAK WITH HER. Simply answer questions with yes or no or don't answer at all.

If you follow these steps (especially the stomach pushing, drink spilling and no-talking) she will be yours to have and to hold. It's a complicated process and yes, some parts sound silly, but this does work. Do not miss a single step.

[OANST]

That's a whole lot of good advice there. Gosh, we are all just so very helpful. We'll have to remember this thread when it comes time for the forum awards again.

[Hobo]

Just put your legs in her thing, then you have won!

After all... we're men!

Best posts i've ever read.

[shaman]

Gosh, we are all just so very helpful.

Nate's been looking for something to Necrum.

[OddjobAbe]

Just a shame Max only posted once.

[Ridg3]

Get really, really drunk and give the I love you speech then focus the rest of your energies into finding your way into her panties.

OR:

Wear a one piece and hot rod your way to victory...women love that kinda thing.

[Taco]

Sit next to her in the cinema and touch her constantly. Remember, no means yes.

[Stupid-Limey]

I like this place already

[Sekto Springs]

Remember, no means yes.

And if Naked Gun has taught us anything; yes means no.

[MA]

i didn't read all of the OP, but i assume you want to know where to hide the body, yeah?

[Bullet Magnet]

Present to her a framed, blown up portrait of a woodpecker-specific louse. Girls love that sort of thing, or so I believe.

[Josh]

Play this to her.

[PuddiinLOL :]]

Say you like her .. and flatter her with some compliments (during the film) then at the end ask her out.

Your f*ckin lucky your goin to the movies with her on your own if you like her, your practilcly half way there