If you were invisible...

shaman · #1 10-24-2009, 07:47 PM

If you were able to become invisible at will ... how would you use this power?

I personaly would pop out of visibility at the climax of a conversation and watch the other person's look of utter astonishment for shits and giggles.

What would you do?

Go.

Sekto Springs · #2 10-24-2009, 07:50 PM

Rape.

Thats about it.

Leto · #3 10-24-2009, 07:56 PM

probably steal a lot of stuff

T-nex · #4 10-24-2009, 07:58 PM

Yea.. Id probably steal pointless stuff like snacks and go see movies for free...

And I'd mess around with people for fun.

shaman · #5 10-24-2009, 07:59 PM

What a fucking throbbing metropolis of imagination and creativity we live in.

Strike Witch · #6 10-24-2009, 08:02 PM

Find someone who doesn't believe in ghosts and move their shit around constantly.

Sekto Springs · #7 10-24-2009, 08:05 PM

Hey, rape can be very imaginative.

Dunno, I'd probably put my skills up for hire. Do you know how great of an assassin/thief you would be if you could go invisible? People will pay a pretty penny for such an ability.

shaman · #8 10-24-2009, 08:07 PM

I find it very befitting that you seem to have invisibility mode turned on

Leto · #9 10-24-2009, 08:08 PM

would yr pee and yr poo be invisible, if so i have a few more ideas

shaman · #10 10-24-2009, 08:09 PM

Sure, why not?

Sekto Springs · #11 10-24-2009, 08:14 PM

It has to be selective invisibility though. If its something you cant control you'd most likely lose your mind eventually, ala Hollow Man.

used:) · #12 10-24-2009, 08:38 PM

I would be the keystone for all physical laws.

Strike Witch · #13 10-24-2009, 08:54 PM

Steal signs at Westboro baptist rallies.

***Nate*** · #14 10-24-2009, 09:27 PM

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Steal signs at Westboro baptist rallies.

I wouldn't steal them; I'd just repaint them to change their meaning.

Strike Witch · #15 10-24-2009, 09:28 PM

Clap right next to people's ears in the Library.

abe619 · #16 10-25-2009, 07:52 AM

scare the shit out of annoying ppl like the ones in my class.

Hobo · #17 10-25-2009, 07:55 AM

Steal shit and get into places free. Free flights!

T-nex · #18 10-25-2009, 08:15 AM

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Steal shit and get into places free. Free flights!

But how would you make sure that you're securely seatbelted and that you wont bump into people.

MA · #19 10-25-2009, 08:16 AM

go for the shitter.

Wings of Fire · #20 10-25-2009, 08:28 AM

Steal food from big chain supermarkets, steal course-texts from the university bookshop, trespass into the student village and get my laundry done for free.

Small shit mostly, I wouldn't want to upset any cosmic balance or put anyone out of a job.

Sekto Springs · #21 10-25-2009, 08:36 AM

Don't be such a pussy, Joe.

Wings of Fire · #22 10-25-2009, 08:42 AM

Oh, go back to /b/.

Josh · #23 10-25-2009, 08:44 AM

Scare the shit out of catholics by saying i'm the voice of satan.

Anonyman! · #24 10-25-2009, 11:08 AM

Break into people's houses and masturbate when they are showering, duh.

Also steal shit, obviously.

MeechMunchie · #25 10-25-2009, 11:10 AM

Is shit very valuable?
If I was invisible I would be blind because light would go straight through my eyes.

shaman · #26 10-25-2009, 11:12 AM

It is valuable if you're a shit mounger.

Wings of Fire · #27 10-25-2009, 11:13 AM

Frankly I'm surprised at all of you.

(My moral horse is very high)

MA · #28 10-25-2009, 11:18 AM

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for shits and giggles.

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move their shit around constantly.

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scare the shit out of annoying ppl

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Steal shit

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go for the shitter.

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Small shit mostly

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Scare the shit out of catholics

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Also steal shit, obviously.

jesus. didn't realise how much shit was here.

***Alcar*** · #29 10-25-2009, 04:25 PM

I'd sneak into people's bedrooms and whack off in tandem. I'm such a voyeur.

Alcar...

T-nex · #30 10-25-2009, 04:26 PM

I dunno.. But scaring people and pretending to be a ghost would be fun