If you were invisible...
 

If you were able to become invisible at will ... how would you use this power?

I personaly would pop out of visibility at the climax of a conversation and watch the other person's look of utter astonishment for shits and giggles.

What would you do?

Go.

Rape.

Thats about it.

probably steal a lot of stuff

Yea.. Id probably steal pointless stuff like snacks and go see movies for free...


And I'd mess around with people for fun.

What a fucking throbbing metropolis of imagination and creativity we live in.

Find someone who doesn't believe in ghosts and move their shit around constantly.

Hey, rape can be very imaginative.

Dunno, I'd probably put my skills up for hire. Do you know how great of an assassin/thief you would be if you could go invisible? People will pay a pretty penny for such an ability.

I find it very befitting that you seem to have invisibility mode turned on :)

would yr pee and yr poo be invisible, if so i have a few more ideas

Sure, why not?

It has to be selective invisibility though. If its something you cant control you'd most likely lose your mind eventually, ala Hollow Man.

I would be the keystone for all physical laws.

Steal signs at Westboro baptist rallies.

I wouldn't steal them; I'd just repaint them to change their meaning.

Clap right next to people's ears in the Library.

scare the shit out of annoying ppl like the ones in my class.

Steal shit and get into places free. Free flights!

But how would you make sure that you're securely seatbelted and that you wont bump into people.

go for the shitter.

Steal food from big chain supermarkets, steal course-texts from the university bookshop, trespass into the student village and get my laundry done for free.

Small shit mostly, I wouldn't want to upset any cosmic balance or put anyone out of a job.

Don't be such a pussy, Joe.

Oh, go back to /b/.

Scare the shit out of catholics by saying i'm the voice of satan.

Break into people's houses and masturbate when they are showering, duh.

Also steal shit, obviously.

Is shit very valuable?
If I was invisible I would be blind because light would go straight through my eyes.

It is valuable if you're a shit mounger.

Frankly I'm surprised at all of you.

(My moral horse is very high)

jesus. didn't realise how much shit was here.

I'd sneak into people's bedrooms and whack off in tandem. I'm such a voyeur.

Alcar...

I dunno.. But scaring people and pretending to be a ghost would be fun :D