That does suck. Buuuuuuut you'll be able to brag about it later. I don't know who'd be impressed, but certainly someone out there will respect you more for having pissed rocks.
Seriously, they can cut them into smaller bits or something with their lasers and whatnot. Have they said anything about that?
That does suck. Buuuuuuut you'll be able to brag about it later. I don't know who'd be impressed, but certainly someone out there will respect you more for having pissed rocks.
Seriously, they can cut them into smaller bits or something with their lasers and whatnot. Have they said anything about that?
I'll ask you to kindly not be thinking of me as my face turns red and I thrust back and forth, trying make an object emerge from my penis. I'll ask you to kindly not do that.
Doctors can break down kidney stones with shock waves. The stones will then pass through your urine harmlessly. Can you not get that treatment or something?
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He's not insured, read the topic. In America, if you're not insured, you can be dying of radiation poisining in the lobby of a hospital and they STILL wouldn't help you.
If you can't get em blasted then you'll have to go the old fashoned way and just punch yourself in the sides repeated'lly. Sure they'll be lots of blood and you may actually piss more than just kidney stones but in the end it will all just be a excruciatingly painful blurr.
Seriously though that sucks and Im sorry. To prevent more in the future drink more clear fluids and (only if you are obviously) cut back on the amount of protien you eat.
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..I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace; but the shop owner and his son, that's a different story all together...I had to beat them to death with their own shoes...
When I clicked on this thread I did so with equal parts interest and trepidation. Then, I must admit, I laughed out loud.
Happy to brighten your day.
On an unrelated note, I also have gout. I'm serious. I'm not making this shit up and I'm not looking for a pity party. I'm just recommending that you never get older than 25. Shit goes down hill.
Freeze them and leave for your daughter when you die, if any sort of afterlife exists you'll be able to see the hilarious muddle of emotions on her face when the lawyer passes it her until when she finally realises what it is.
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“I always believe the movies I've made are smarter than the way they are perceived by sort of mass culture and by the critics,” Snyder said, a statement he immediately followed by saying, “Also, ‘It looks like a video game.’
I MADE A NEW DISCOVERY!
