I MADE A NEW DISCOVERY!
 

I have kidney stones. Fuck my life.

When my grandpa had those, he had a napkin in his pants for a while due to bleeding.

You aren't helping.

Lol at Anonyman.

Hm dude that sucks huge balls. Good luck with that...

That does suck. Buuuuuuut you'll be able to brag about it later. I don't know who'd be impressed, but certainly someone out there will respect you more for having pissed rocks.


Seriously, they can cut them into smaller bits or something with their lasers and whatnot. Have they said anything about that?

I don't have insurance. It's piss 'em or die.

Right. Well, you have no choices, obviously. I do hope it goes relatively well. Are you going to keep the stones?

I have every intention of walking around saying "Hey, wanna see what came from my penis? Do ya? Huh? Huh?"

I've decided if any part of my body has to be removed, I'm going to preserve it in a jar. Great idea for parties!

Ooh, dude. My condolences.

If it makes you feel any better, I'm glad it's not me.


Sorry to hear about it, hope you get better soon

Shit. Get well soon, mang.

I’ll be thinking of you. xxx

I'll ask you to kindly not be thinking of me as my face turns red and I thrust back and forth, trying make an object emerge from my penis. I'll ask you to kindly not do that.

I had a doctor fondle my testicles this morning. I only say this to make you feel better about yourself.

Oh dude... That sucks.
Everything that comes to mind just makes it sound worse, so I'll leave it at good luck!

IT'S GONNA SUCK IF WE'RE GOING TO HAVE SOME BIG GEARS 2 THING AND YOU'RE LIKE GUYS I GOTTA GO AND PISS I HAVE KIDNEY STONES

Doctors can break down kidney stones with shock waves. The stones will then pass through your urine harmlessly. Can you not get that treatment or something?

He's not insured, read the topic. In America, if you're not insured, you can be dying of radiation poisining in the lobby of a hospital and they STILL wouldn't help you.

If you can't get em blasted then you'll have to go the old fashoned way and just punch yourself in the sides repeated'lly. Sure they'll be lots of blood and you may actually piss more than just kidney stones but in the end it will all just be a excruciatingly painful blurr.

Seriously though that sucks and Im sorry. To prevent more in the future drink more clear fluids and (only if you are obviously) cut back on the amount of protien you eat.

Sorry to hear you got kidney stones. I've seen real ones that people got rid of. Not pretty. I'm not helping, am I? Hope you get sorted out.

Un-lucky you....Well, the world will end soon, so yeah...
I dunno, just get stoned or something, that will help you forget :D

When I clicked on this thread I did so with equal parts interest and trepidation. Then, I must admit, I laughed out loud.

Is that why your bowels hurt?

Happy to brighten your day.

On an unrelated note, I also have gout. I'm serious. I'm not making this shit up and I'm not looking for a pity party. I'm just recommending that you never get older than 25. Shit goes down hill.

Cut down on the protein, I reckon.

Freeze them and leave for your daughter when you die, if any sort of afterlife exists you'll be able to see the hilarious muddle of emotions on her face when the lawyer passes it her until when she finally realises what it is.

Thank god for ultrasound :D

I think we should host an auction for your kidney stone on the forums... Cullen seems to love beating us lot at auctions, he'd be up for it.

It worked for Shatner.

This is one that he may let you win.