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04-21-2008, 09:50 AM
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Question Edvice [& bday]

On my 12th birthday i got my first boyfriend and my first kiss can someone gith me some edvice please?
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04-21-2008, 09:54 AM
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Learn to spell.

Also use protection.
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04-21-2008, 09:55 AM
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I'm sure we'd all be willing to give you advice, but before anyone can help, we're going to need you to specify what aspect of the whole thing you need advice on (if it's not too personal). Then, we'll be able to help you properly.
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I need to know how to keep him happy and how NOT to brake up.
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It depends what he's after. It's pretty damn complicated. It's very different for everyone, and therefore we can't really give an entirely helpful answer, as, like I've said, everybody experiences this differently.

It does, Bullet Magnet? Heh, I never knew that.
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04-21-2008, 10:44 AM
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I need to know how to keep him happy and how NOT to brake up.
There are lots of ways to keep a boy happy, especially when you are a girl...

ahum...


anyway, first thing is not to be too possessive, guys never really like that

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The boyfriend you have on your 12th birthday is going to brake up with you, most likely before your 13th birthday and most definatly before your 14th birthday.

At your age there is no "keeping happy" or any useful relationship advice any of us can give you. You don't know what love is at this point, I doubt he does either.

Welcome to the real world, it sucks I know.
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>12
>boyfriend

Oh wow.

Enjoy yopur pregnancy.
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Welcome to the real world, it sucks I know.
Quoted for truth. The real world does suck. That's why they made the internet.
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I need to know how to keep him happy and how NOT to brake up.
OH WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW.
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04-21-2008, 12:41 PM
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My only advice is this:

Getting to know each other and being open really does help. But as it's your first, unless you're incredibly lucky and are really, really compatible with your BF, try and see the relationship as more of a learning curve than anything else. Only worry about breaking up if things start going wrong with the relationship; Otherwise, simply go with the flow and do what you feel is right, and take it easy. Never force anything, and never jump to conclusions without proper evidence.

If what you end up doing doesn't turn out to be right, it may get you down at first, but depending on how much your relationship meant to you, the scars will heal and you'll always recover afterwards. You'd of then you learned your lesson. Just remember that there's always plenty more fish in the sea. Also, try and use this opportunity to find out what you really are looking for in a relationship. Discover yourself some more.

Remember again not to take your first relationship too seriously unless you're really 100% sure he's Mr. Fantastic after a number of years of you two knowing each other. Don't be blinded by love, and don't commit yourself to or get tied up in anything that you won't be able to get out of easily unless you're really, really, 100% sure you want to do them, for example having children, getting married or chosing to live with this guy.

And whatever the hell you do, USE PROTECTION DURING SEX and DON'T CUT YOUR WRISTS IF YOU BREAK UP.

Apart from that, good luck! Keep in mind that relationships are wild, spontaneous things with two sharp edges and a warm, fuzzy middle. They give just as much pain as they give pleasure. Hope this helps. :P
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Srs advice:

You are girl he is boy.

He is lucky to have you at this age.

Milk it for everything its worth.
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rock band, jazz band,
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useless outside battle and sports anime.
But they're recklessly trying to make a slice-of-life anime about us.
Ah, we are high school boys,
the miserable high school boys.

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and how NOT to brake up.
Keep accelerating.

Seriously though, don't be a dick and you'll be alright.
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This is, of course, assuming he's not a dick.
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Keep your first relationship for all it's worth and don't get too sad when it ends.

Is his name Ed?
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Introduce him to us

That'll "keep" him with you...

Seriously be yourself and just don't be a overbearing dink and life shall bear all its fruits in time (or you will, which ever will come first)

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Fuck his brains out.
Don't forget forpla... wayt. Cream is a girl. Girls have vaginas.


I HAS SOLVED THE PROBLEM.



Trust me, twelve is not too young. Just don't get pregnant. A good way to avoid pregna.... wayt. Girls have mouths.


I HAS SOLVED THE PROBLEM.
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Anonyman! that made me laugh so hard I peed my pants.
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I need to know how to keep him happy and how NOT to brake up.
Well, there is always sex, but at age 12 you are still alittle to young. (Or at least use condoms) Don't be a bitchy girl friend that starts a lot of drama (I'm not calling you one, nor am I refuring to some one on here)being that way is the number one way to lose a boyfriend at your age.

Congratz on your boyfriend!
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Well, there is always sex,...(Or at least use condoms)
YOU'RE TALKING TO A TWELVE YEAR OLD.

A TWELVE YEAR OLD.

It warrants caps.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
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YOU'RE TALKING TO A TWELVE YEAR OLD.

A TWELVE YEAR OLD.

It warrants caps.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
You took some of it out.

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Well, there is always sex, but at age 12 you are still alittle to young. (Or at least use condoms) Don't be a bitchy girl friend that starts a lot of drama (I'm not calling you one, nor am I refuring to some one on here)being that way is the number one way to lose a boyfriend at your age.
There that is everything I wrote and I am aware of talking to a 12 year old.
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Yes, yes I did, but to compensate I included '...', which is common for the use of missing segments in journalism and general writing. Saves time instead of quoting twice, looks tidy etc, ala:

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Well, there is always sex
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(Or at least use condoms)
Get my drift? Good.
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B-b-but I has solved the problem...

Edit: You act like WDS should get all the credit. I should get punished too! I referenced oral sex! That is unapropriate!

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(at Leto)Yes, I get it. I was talking about the fact that you made it look I was telling her to have sex, or atleast use condoms. I wasn't talking about the "..." or you not wanting to quote twice. Sorry if I didn't make that clearer.
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You said it, you can't unsay it. Once something is on the net or in the media it can be quote as out of context as your mother.

Ok Anonyman!, you're a very good boy. When referencing fellatio in your post, you give good advice! At the prime young age of 12, not only could vaginal intercourse be very painful if your man has a sizeable penis at that age, it could cause tween pregnancy! If one performs at that age is fellatio then the likelyhood of pain and pregnancy is diminished, much like stacked minor thirds (aha.. ha). Swallowing semen will also teach children how to eat things where the taste displeases them, which when young can be a useful skill when a child refuses to eat their vegetables.
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You said it, you can't unsay it. Once something is on the net or in the media it can be quote as out of context as your mother.
Ah, Okay I get it now.
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You said...if your man has a sizeable penis...will...teach children how to eat things where the taste displeases them
Like that?

@Cream: For real, Cream, no vaginal sex, age 12 pregnacies suck as bad as my spelling.
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You said it, you can't unsay it. Once something is on the net or in the media it can be quote as out of context as your mother.

Ok Anonyman!, you're a very good boy. When referencing fellatio in your post, you give good advice! At the prime young age of 12, not only could vaginal intercourse be very painful if your man has a sizeable penis at that age, it could cause tween pregnancy! If one performs at that age is fellatio then the likelyhood of pain and pregnancy is diminished, much like stacked minor thirds (aha.. ha). Swallowing semen will also teach children how to eat things where the taste displeases them, which when young can be a useful skill when a child refuses to eat their vegetables.
Pt Tap YAAAY!


I hope Chris Hansen doesn't see this.


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