Edvice [& bday]
On my 12th birthday i got my first boyfriend and my first kiss can someone gith me some edvice please?:fuzsad::fuzsad::fuzsad::fuzsad:
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Learn to spell.
Also use protection. |
I'm sure we'd all be willing to give you advice, but before anyone can help, we're going to need you to specify what aspect of the whole thing you need advice on (if it's not too personal). Then, we'll be able to help you properly.
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I need to know how to keep him happy and how NOT to brake up.
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For those who do not know, Edvice = Educational advice. For more information on portmanteaus, PM Max the Mug.
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It depends what he's after. It's pretty damn complicated. It's very different for everyone, and therefore we can't really give an entirely helpful answer, as, like I've said, everybody experiences this differently.
It does, Bullet Magnet? Heh, I never knew that. |
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ahum... anyway, first thing is not to be too possessive, guys never really like that |
The boyfriend you have on your 12th birthday is going to brake up with you, most likely before your 13th birthday and most definatly before your 14th birthday.
At your age there is no "keeping happy" or any useful relationship advice any of us can give you. You don't know what love is at this point, I doubt he does either. Welcome to the real world, it sucks I know. |
[Enter music] She wanna know what love is... And she wants you to show you![/exit music]
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>boyfriend Oh wow. Enjoy yopur pregnancy. |
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My only advice is this:
Getting to know each other and being open really does help. But as it's your first, unless you're incredibly lucky and are really, really compatible with your BF, try and see the relationship as more of a learning curve than anything else. Only worry about breaking up if things start going wrong with the relationship; Otherwise, simply go with the flow and do what you feel is right, and take it easy. Never force anything, and never jump to conclusions without proper evidence. If what you end up doing doesn't turn out to be right, it may get you down at first, but depending on how much your relationship meant to you, the scars will heal and you'll always recover afterwards. You'd of then you learned your lesson. Just remember that there's always plenty more fish in the sea. :) Also, try and use this opportunity to find out what you really are looking for in a relationship. Discover yourself some more. Remember again not to take your first relationship too seriously unless you're really 100% sure he's Mr. Fantastic after a number of years of you two knowing each other. Don't be blinded by love, and don't commit yourself to or get tied up in anything that you won't be able to get out of easily unless you're really, really, 100% sure you want to do them, for example having children, getting married or chosing to live with this guy. And whatever the hell you do, USE PROTECTION DURING SEX and DON'T CUT YOUR WRISTS IF YOU BREAK UP. Apart from that, good luck! Keep in mind that relationships are wild, spontaneous things with two sharp edges and a warm, fuzzy middle. They give just as much pain as they give pleasure. Hope this helps. :P |
Srs advice:
You are girl he is boy. He is lucky to have you at this age. Milk it for everything its worth. |
Fuck his brains out.
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Seriously though, don't be a dick and you'll be alright. |
This is, of course, assuming he's not a dick.
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Keep your first relationship for all it's worth and don't get too sad when it ends.
Is his name Ed? |
MARRY HIM HE WILL NEVER GET AWAY
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Introduce him to us :D That'll "keep" him with you... Seriously be yourself and just don't be a overbearing dink and life shall bear all its fruits in time (or you will, which ever will come first) |
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I HAS SOLVED THE PROBLEM. Trust me, twelve is not too young. Just don't get pregnant. A good way to avoid pregna.... wayt. Girls have mouths. I HAS SOLVED THE PROBLEM. |
Anonyman! that made me laugh so hard I peed my pants. :)
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Congratz on your boyfriend! :) |
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A TWELVE YEAR OLD. It warrants caps. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH |
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Yes, yes I did, but to compensate I included '...', which is common for the use of missing segments in journalism and general writing. Saves time instead of quoting twice, looks tidy etc, ala:
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B-b-but I has solved the problem... :(
Edit: You act like WDS should get all the credit. I should get punished too! I referenced oral sex! That is unapropriate! |
(at Leto)Yes, I get it. I was talking about the fact that you made it look I was telling her to have sex, or atleast use condoms. I wasn't talking about the "..." or you not wanting to quote twice. Sorry if I didn't make that clearer.
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You said it, you can't unsay it. Once something is on the net or in the media it can be quote as out of context as your mother.
Ok Anonyman!, you're a very good boy. When referencing fellatio in your post, you give good advice! At the prime young age of 12, not only could vaginal intercourse be very painful if your man has a sizeable penis at that age, it could cause tween pregnancy! If one performs at that age is fellatio then the likelyhood of pain and pregnancy is diminished, much like stacked minor thirds (aha.. ha). Swallowing semen will also teach children how to eat things where the taste displeases them, which when young can be a useful skill when a child refuses to eat their vegetables. |
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@Cream: For real, Cream, no vaginal sex, age 12 pregnacies suck as bad as my spelling. |
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I hope Chris Hansen doesn't see this. |