How do you punish a blind person?
Re-arrange the furniture in their room
How did Helen Keller(sp?) burn herself while reading?
By trying to read a waffle iron.
Two Arabs boarded a flight out of London. One took a
window seat and the other sat next to him in the
middle seat. Just before takeoff, a Marine sat
down in the aisle seat.
After takeoff, the Marine kicked his shoes off,
wiggled his toes and was settling in when the Arab in
the window seat said, "I need to get up and
get a coke."
"Don't get up," said the Marine, "I'm in the aisle
seat, I'll get it for you."
As soon as he left, one of the Arabs picked up the
Marines shoe and spat in it.
When the Marine returned with the coke, the other Arab
said, "That looks good, I'd really like one, too."
Again, the Marine obligingly went to fetch it.
While he was gone the other Arab picked up the Marines
other shoe and spat in it.
When the Marine returned, they all sat back and
enjoyed the flight. As the plane was landing, the
Marine slipped his feet into his shoes and knew
immediately what had happened.
"Why does it have to be this way?" he asked. "How long
must this go on? This fighting between nations? This
war? This monstrosity? This Spitting in the shoes and
pissing in the cokes!"
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