The Joke Thread
 

Sad? Upset? Angry? We'll cheer you up with some jokes. Here's one:
What do you call a fish with no eyes?






Answer: Fsh

Now get posting on those jokes!

(I don't get it...)

Knock knock!

Who's there?

Stan.

Stan who?

Stan-d back, I think I'm gonna sneeze!

Ho-ho! My sides!

Vey funny. Any more jokes? Here's one:
What do you call a woman standing between 2 goalposts?







Answer: Annette

Aaaaaha... yay I'm dying of laughter...

Maybe you should add some water to those jokes?

Oh sorry. I forgot Havoc was in the thread. The jokes take care of themselves!

Here's another one:
How do you make a gay man confused?

Women with a mustache?

What do you get when you stab a baby?











AN ERECTION!

Goddamnit I'm funny.

Ho ho ho the poor attempt in mocking someone without realy knowing how! :D

Mocking people ain't an art form, you know. Especially under these fingers.

Here's all it takes: "you're an idiot".

That isn't directed at anybody, just an example at how easy it is.

Err... that's my joke.

How do you punish a blind person?

Re-arrange the furniture in their room

How did Helen Keller(sp?) burn herself while reading?

By trying to read a waffle iron.

Two Arabs boarded a flight out of London. One took a
window seat and the other sat next to him in the
middle seat. Just before takeoff, a Marine sat
down in the aisle seat.

After takeoff, the Marine kicked his shoes off,
wiggled his toes and was settling in when the Arab in
the window seat said, "I need to get up and
get a coke."

"Don't get up," said the Marine, "I'm in the aisle
seat, I'll get it for you."

As soon as he left, one of the Arabs picked up the
Marines shoe and spat in it.

When the Marine returned with the coke, the other Arab
said, "That looks good, I'd really like one, too."

Again, the Marine obligingly went to fetch it.

While he was gone the other Arab picked up the Marines
other shoe and spat in it.

When the Marine returned, they all sat back and
enjoyed the flight. As the plane was landing, the
Marine slipped his feet into his shoes and knew
immediately what had happened.

"Why does it have to be this way?" he asked. "How long
must this go on? This fighting between nations? This
war? This monstrosity? This Spitting in the shoes and
pissing in the cokes!"

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What's better than having sex with an eight year old chinese boy?









NOTHING!

Why the hell are YOU (out of all people) making these kinds of jokes, OANST? Did I miss something?

Daxter: I like the Arab joke! :D

How many children with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb?






LET'S GO RIDE A BIKE!

Another lightbulb joke
 

XD.
How many popes does it take to screw in a light bulb?



A: 265, and they're still trying

Since you said a pope some Jesus jokes:
Why'd Jesus cross the road?
The Romans nailed him to a chicken.
Jesus walks into a hotel, hands the owner 3 large nails and says...
"Can you put me up for the night?"

:lol:

I actually found those Jesus ones very enjoyable.

Hahahahahahahahahaha! Holy shit. That's funny.

What's funnier than a dead baby?




A dead baby in a clown costume!

LOL

i dont get either of them

Sorry I haven't been here in a while, I was off making my own forum. Anyway, the answer is 7.

I don't get it. :)

Ha ha, you are confused!

Whats 2 feet long, stiff, and makes a woman scream at night?
Crib death.
How do you make a toddler cry twice?
**** him in the ass and clean your dick with his teddy bear.
Edit: 2 Oldies but goodies
What'd the leper tell the prostitute?
"You can keep the tip."
Why'd the leper go back to shower?
He forget his Head and Shoulders.\

What is LOL

LOL Question Reply
 

Laugh(ing) Out Loud. It's a common acronym on the internet
EDIT: Another joke. Why did the gardener NOT cross the road?

I'll guess I'll go back with the religious stuff
A hooker is about to be stoned and Christ leaps in front of her and says "Let he without sin cast the first stone."
A stone goes flying right past Jesus and breaks the hooker's nose.
"You don't count ma!"