Ok, this is gonna be the first RPG I've ever joined but I'll give it a go.
Name: Mark
Species: Mudokon
Hobbies: Planning insane escape attempts and writing fake letters to various sligs telling them they're fired and leaving them lying around
Likes:Trying to escape, the great outdoors
Dislikes: Failing to escape, the great indoors.
Has: A loincloth (thank Odd) and a red biro.
Bio: Mark has been a slave all his life but with news of the rebellion every week, he's more than ready to join in. Though he spends all his
free time making escape plans, he's yet to get within 20 metres of an open door.
And just to get on with the story:
Mrk was hiding in the shadows next to Mento's door: this was his biggest target yet! And his best escape plan to
date (and that was saying something, he thought happily).
Suddenly a short slig with several metal limbs came running past, knocked on the door to Mento's office and ran intside before Mark could react. He sighed in frustration but at that point another slig Mark didn't recognise walked past carrying a plate of meatloaf and was suddenly attacked by another.
Seconds later there was a full scale fight going on and Mento's office door burst open. The imposing slig yelled at the fighting pair: "HEY! YOU TWO! HOLD IT RIGHT THERE AND TELL ME WHO YOU ARE! THATS AN ORDER!"
Mark lobbed one of his most convincing forged letters through the door of the office and turned and ran away towards the central
computer room.