Work at Slig Barracks
 

I never started an RPG before, so here we go.

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Species:
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Hi, and welcome to Work at Slig Barracks, Here you can play you're through Slig barracks.I will be General Dripik

Name:General Dripik
Species:Glukkon
Hobbies:being leader, ordering people around and gambling and going to auction.
Likes:Sligs, gambling, other gluks, auctions.
Dislikes:Muds, Abe, not remembering his name and losing bets and auctions.
Has:Tons of medals, black shoes, black suits and an eye patch.

OH COOL! I'll play!
Name: John
Species:Slig
Hobbies: Sleeping on the Job
Likes: Slogs and Sloggies
Dislikes: Being Called names
Has: Machine gun and a knife


SOOOOOOOO when do we start?

Are you ripping of W@RF? Cuz you sure lack creativity... This RPG is a disaster waiting to happan...

Well, if you look at the thread, Main RPG Ideas, you'll see what I posted.

I did read it, what about it? What makes this RPG so diffrent from W@RF, expect for it being a diffrent setting? If your would include some background info, that would make a big diffrence, but alright, forget what I said before, I think il join just to see where this goes.

Character: Mento Veldrac
Species: Slig
Rank: Luitanent Commander
Background: Highest ranking persone in the Slig Barracks expect for Drippik whom is the one giving him his orders. Mento is a tough guy in charge of training the men attending at Slig Barracks and is known to give servir punnishments to those who don't follow orders. He is to be adressed by troops as either Commander, Sir or Mr. Veldrac.

Meh, i wanna join too...
Name: Glitch
Age: 2
Specie: Slig/robot.
Background: Was made by the Vykkers, and was sent to the Slig barracks. They thought he was just a robot that followed their orders, but he soon developed artificial intelligence.
At first, no one talked to him, because he didn't talk to them. But as time went by, and he got more and more self-thinking, he wondered about life, and wanted people to talk to.
He met Mento, who took care of him, and told him about life.
So they became best friends.
Glitch is very small for a slig.
Personality: He i is wild, vicious and Hyperactive. he can't stay still for 5 minutes, and he always looks like he shakes. (If you can imagine how the boombats shake hyper-actively.)

me too.
Name:Edgar the virus hunter
Species:Slig
Hobbies:Deleting virus's and being on the hunt
Likes: Deleting virus's andbeing lyal to boss
Dislikes:Viru's and Abe
Has:Vacume that get's rid of virus's and a Virus-free computer

Never done of these b4 so be ready for anything stupid,
Name:Bill
Species:Slig
Hobbies:Throwing buckets of Fleeches on fellow sligs while they sleep
Likes:creating havoc(especially for the higher ups)
Dislikes:Scrabs,Greeters(shoots on sight) and sloggies
Has:Custom pants built for extra speed and manuverability, thermal goggles, and dual machine guns

i might be wrong, but i do believe that a big bro slig isnt a species, its a rank.
am i right? seriously am i?

Not realy... Bigbro's are sligs pumped up with steroids :P

OOC| I'm gonna bring in a mud too, is anyone agrees. Soo, lets start already.

Glitch walked around, and wildly scanned the area. He sqeaked out some beep-sounds, and ran farther.
He was looking for Mento.
Then he finally saw him, and ran over to him.
He beeped a bit, and then spoke: "Where've you been?"

Edgar was in his room scanning his computer for virus's before he went to guard.
Edgar:hmmm, ahhh, no virus's.
he headed ou the door to guard sector 1-9

OCC: I changed my character to just a regular slig with one gun instead of 2

After blasting every greeter in his immediate area to bits, Bill went to see what trouble he could cause for the general to today when he acciidently stepped on a fuzzle
"Whoops!" he then ran as fast as he could away from the angry little furball, blazing past Edgar and nearly knocking him over

Edgar: What the heck!
Edgar screams

Edgar:Dude! you nearly knocked me over!
edgar looks down and with his virus vaccume cleaner he sucks it up and says,
Edgar:See, just buy a vaccume cleaner,....nerd.

John was guarding control room when he saw a slig. "Hey stupid!" he shouted at him. "DON'T EVER CALL ME STUPID!!!" John screamed and shot him with his Machine gun. Then stabbed him 76 times. Suddenly a sloggie came along. "Hey little fella! I'm gonna call you dash!" john said softly and picked it up. Then he went to the lunch room.

OOC: O...k... that made absolutely no sence.

Mento was sitting in the general quarters, hearing a fermiliar sound.

Mento: Oh, hey Glitch, whats up?

*Hears the yelling down the hall*

Mento: Oh great... what now?

He walked out the door and had a look down the hall only to see two sligs fighting.

Mento: HEY! YOU TWO! HOLD IT RIGHT THERE AND TELL ME WHO YOU ARE! THATS AN ORDER!

Edgar was walking to the lunch room since his shift was over.

Edagr:*sniff sniff* ahhh, I smell meat loaf today!

he walks up and picks up a tray.

edagr: Mento, what's going on?

OOC| Could we please do a little more serious RPing? thank you.

Glitch swirled around in rings, and madly followed Mento.

"Mento mento." he said uncontrolable.

Then he watched the situation, beeping madly.

OOC: If your going to be part of a Slig Barrack RPG, please act like your in one... for the sake off Odd! Mento is your superiour, thus you take orders from him and thus you don't talk to him in a way of: Hey dude, whats up. RP'ing takes working together... I made my character your commanding officer, so act like it.

ooc : This RPG could have potential... if Abe16 gets out, or fixes his act up. I might join later, if he does. You spelt the name ''Edgar'' wrong, repeatedly. Also, your grammar and punctuation, is appalling, I can't make sense of anything you post in the RPG. And if you're going to talk to a higher rank, you would say, ''Sir, what is the problem?'' , infact, you shouldn't ask him anyway. And Fuzzleman's posts are a problem either. Unless they quit being children, and grow up, this RPG is on a journey to Necrum. But I'll join anyway.... to see how this goes...

Name : Skar
Age : 7 (slig years)
Species : Slig
Rank : Assassin
Bio : As an assassin, he is armed in a full-body, black, camo suit. Nightvision gasmask (Slig mask with green eyes) and two weapons. A combat knife, and a pistol. He has no pants either. He is great at climbing things, and walking on his hands.

OOC: Heya Cyber, good to have you here.

Name: Mentor
Species: Crawling Slig
Hobbies: Crawling
Likes: Crawling
Dislikes: Crawling
Has: A life

"Pants Pants! I need some pants!"

Ok, this is gonna be the first RPG I've ever joined but I'll give it a go.

Name: Mark
Species: Mudokon
Hobbies: Planning insane escape attempts and writing fake letters to various sligs telling them they're fired and leaving them lying around
Likes:Trying to escape, the great outdoors
Dislikes: Failing to escape, the great indoors.
Has: A loincloth (thank Odd) and a red biro.
Bio: Mark has been a slave all his life but with news of the rebellion every week, he's more than ready to join in. Though he spends all his free time making escape plans, he's yet to get within 20 metres of an open door.


And just to get on with the story:

Mrk was hiding in the shadows next to Mento's door: this was his biggest target yet! And his best escape plan to date (and that was saying something, he thought happily).

Suddenly a short slig with several metal limbs came running past, knocked on the door to Mento's office and ran intside before Mark could react. He sighed in frustration but at that point another slig Mark didn't recognise walked past carrying a plate of meatloaf and was suddenly attacked by another.

Seconds later there was a full scale fight going on and Mento's office door burst open. The imposing slig yelled at the fighting pair: "HEY! YOU TWO! HOLD IT RIGHT THERE AND TELL ME WHO YOU ARE! THATS AN ORDER!"

Mark lobbed one of his most convincing forged letters through the door of the office and turned and ran away towards the central computer room.

OOC| I'm gonna bring in a mud too.

Name: Vince
Age: 14
Specie: mud
Personality: Can't think about anything than escaping. Is witty with his brothers but hostile against sligs.
Appearance: Has grey-green skin, and is very muscular, since he works out when he's in his cage.

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Vince, who was walking around, avoiding the sligs, saw Mark run in a room. Then he saw the other sligs, and hid. He silently snuk behind crates, and other things, and inside the room after Mark.

"What are you doing?" he asked him, whispering.
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Glitch senced vibrations on the ground.

"Mento mento." she said, warningly. But didn't say more.

Mento: What, Glitch? Can't you see I'm busy trying to keep order in this low excuse for a facility...

Glitch beeped, and wanted to say what was going on, but followed his order and hut up. He watched Vince go by. He shrugged his shoulders, and watched Mento try to calm down the sligs.

"GAH Vince, you scared me to death! What dya think I'm doing? I'm trying to get out of here! I got this plan ya see, I'm gonna stick a virus into the security system and send the whole thing insane and then when when that slig, Edgar comes in to sort it out I'm gonna knock him on the back of the head with this here piece of meat" (Mark waved a frozen scrab leg at Vince) "And nick his wallet and keys! THat way I can get out and take plenty of moolah with me!" Mark decided it was better not to tell the notably stronger mudokon before him to get lost, instead he said: "You should get out of here Vince, it's gonna be really dangerous... and boring... and you know, i really need to be stealthy, you know?"

"What? getting out of here? oh no, i'm coming with you." Vince said, refusing to go back where he came from.

"Oh please Vince, I don't want to get caught. This is my best plan ever... Oh fine, just go over to the back entrance and look busy... And don't look suspicious, tell anyone who passes your supposed to be there!"

"Uh... ok.." He said, and walked into a corner, pretending he was cleaning something up.

Glitch impatiently waited for Mento to get done, while kept beeping silently and madly.